Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
A real problem like a hungry family will call for real solutions today. Everyone will want something different, but you’ll have the last say on that. So rustle up a skillet of Joe’s Special. What with the scrambled eggs, ground beef and sauteed onions and green pepper, there’s sure to be something to suit every taste.
Taurus
Spice up an afternoon barbecue by introducing something new into the mix. Burgers made with ground turkey have a nice poultry flavor with a lot less fat than ground beef. Spread a little chipotle barbecue sauce and grilled chili peppers on top, and the summer sun won’t be the only thing that’s hot.
Gemini
Things will seem blurry today; the just rewards of last night’s evening out on the town? So look to your fruit basket to cure what ails you. A banana is packed with natural sugars for energy, magnesium for that headache and important minerals like potassium. They’re also natural antacids, which you’ll need to settle that raging tummy.
Cancer
Save those complicated home tasks like electrical work for the experts today. The money you save by doing it yourself won’t be worth it. Stick with what you know; setting up the grill for a big barbecue spare rib dinner might not be complex, but at least there’s no threat of burning down the house.
Leo
Today’s not a favorable one for lending money to relatives or friends. Their reasons for borrowing may not be valid enough for you. But you can keep them from calling you a cheapskate by buying them lunch. Let them get the Dungeness crab salad or prime rib sandwich. It’ll still cost you less than what they want to borrow.
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Virgo
Relationship issues will move to the fore today, but for once they’ll all be good. You two may be like two peas in a pod, so do something romantic for your honey tonight; a candlelit dinner will be perfect. Keep the lights low enough and your partner might not mind being served TV dinners. It’ll be the thought that counts.
Libra
Your hopes for a lazy day will be thrown to the curb by a harsh and demanding to-do list. You’ll need good eats to give you energy for a busy day, but avoid meeting friends for brunch first. A heapin’ helpin’ of biscuits and gravy and a few mimosas won’t be conducive to anything other than taking a nap.
Scorpio
Take in a little culture today by visiting a museum of modern art. Some of the work you see may stretch the definition of the word ‘art’ but at least it’ll be thought provoking. You may be hungry afterward but avoid the museum restaurant. Dine where a pan pizza doesn’t cost more than the price of admission.
Sagittarius
If you have grandparents or older relatives, today will be a good one to visit them. They always have interesting stories to tell, but what you’ll really look forward to is dinner. A pot roast dinner with all the fixings won’t be novel or trendy, but then again, the old favorites never go out of vogue.
Capricorn
Look to music for your dinner inspiration today. Your choices are many and varied: rock lobster, mashed potato, apple, peaches, pumpkin pie and, of course, sugar — sugar should help you prepare an interesting menu. So crank up the tunes tonight and eat to the beat.
Aquarius
You may get sidetracked as you buy groceries for tonight’s dinner party. Other chores may take too long, and you may not have time to get everything you need. So order a bunch of large pizzas with varied toppings and tell everyone you made them. Throw the boxes away first and they’ll never know the difference.
Pisces
Transforming your physique took commitment, patience and sacrifice, but now look at ya! You should be proud of yourself, but don’t rest on your laurels. Easy come, easy go, as they say, but sticking to an exercise regimen and a diet high in protein, good carbs and low fats will keep you in your current state of splendor.
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