At this point, the internet has seen dogs with personal chefs and cats with custom furniture, but a caviar breakfast might be where some people officially draw the line.
The TikTok, posted by @beccaxbloom, shows her calmly preparing an elaborate breakfast for her cat, Oscar, and it unfolds with such ease that it almost dares you to react. It does not present itself as a joke, nor does it ask for approval. It simply exists.
The routine starts with sushi-grade salmon placed neatly onto a plate. That is followed by a tuna bone broth blend, which she casually notes smells like a stinky sock but is clearly part of the plan. From there, she adds soft-boiled quail eggs, carefully peeled, though she admits peeling them is harder than it looks. She adds only one instead of two, explaining that Oscar is slightly overweight, which somehow makes the whole thing feel both more grounded and more surreal at the same time.
Next is freeze-dried codfish, which she admits Oscar probably will not even eat, but it looks good for presentation. Presentation, for a cat. She finishes the plate with edible flowers arranged neatly around the food and adds a single blueberry, not for eating, but so Oscar can bat it around after he is done.
The final shot is Oscar eating calmly and methodically, giving a few satisfied licks, completely unbothered by the fact that the internet is actively spiraling outside the frame. He looks content. He looks loved. He looks like a cat who has never once worried about grocery prices.
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“And I Thought I Was Spoiling My Cat by Soaking Her Dry Food in Water First”
The comments quickly became the real event, swinging between disbelief, humor, and quiet resignation. One user, @dassi, joked, “told my cat its AI,” while @DulaPie wrote, “That cat had more caviar in a single meal than I have in my entire life.” Others leaned fully into comparison mode, with @RAT commenting, “Oscar is eating healthier and richer than me,” and @nursemouse adding, “And I thought I was spoiling my cat by soaking her dry food in water first.”
And honestly, that is where this video lands. You cannot even really hate it. The wealth is too obvious, too casual, too matter-of-fact. There is no performative flexing, no attempt to justify it, no wink to the audience. It is just a very rich cat having a very rich morning.
We all kind of wish we were Oscar.
And maybe that is why the video works. We cannot hate it. We all wish our pets could live that lavish, worry-free life. Maybe Oscar really does deserve it. And if we are being honest, so do all of our pets.
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This story was originally published by PetHelpful on Dec 16, 2025, where it first appeared in the Pet News section. Add PetHelpful as a Preferred Source by clicking here.