A tail named Sinwar tried to wag its owner, Iran, and a tail named Netanyahu tried to wag its owner, the U.S. But Sinwar was left alone to face Israel, while the Americans launched Operation Epic Fury. Neither tail has managed to topple the other dog’s regime

Two and a half years ago, a certain tail named Yahya Sinwar tried to wag its owner, the Iranian dog. But the Iranians didn’t accede to their tail, and Sinwar was left alone facing Israel. After the October 7 massacre, Israel turned Gaza, Sinwar’s stronghold and the home of two million Palestinians, into a pile of rubble.