“Like double or single burger and a nicola burger witch is no bun and it’s lettuce instead of Bun and meat for the girls.”
In Nicola’s defence, this is the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
Arianna points out that maybe serving a single burger won’t be enough for the guests, and Brooklyn responds, “oh sh*t hahaha.”
The planners say Nicola was “too busy” to speak on the phone, and that they were instructed not to tell Nelson that Nicola’s hair and makeup services were costing over $100,000.
How.
Speaking of Nelson. He accuses one of the planners of having a drinking problem, because in one text message exchange, she wrote, “Now I’m going for a tequila my head is about to explode! But I’m here if you need me.”
To which Nicola replied, “Yes queen!!!!!!”
Nelson’s lawsuit also argues that due to his daughter’s fame, planning her wedding was “the opportunity of a lifetime.”
“Nicola is a world-famous actress who has starred in blockbuster movies and television shows, including, among others, Transformers: Age of Extinction, Bates Motel and The Last Airbender,” the suit states.
She. Was. In. Transformers.
That. Means. You. Are. Her. Slave.
Also, how about Brooklyn, and his terrible photography, and his infamous cooking, and relatedly, his world famous family?
Nelson officiating the vow renewal is my favourite part of all of this because their last wedding cost him $3 million and a court case.