Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You can charm to get some treats, but is that the only trick in your bag? Broaden your horizons a bit. Take your owner into account and you should be able to come up with a few more options.
Taurus
You spend plenty of your weekdays by yourself, but the different today is that it’s a good day to do it. Whether it’s studying the dust mites or catching up on your sleep, you’re better off with no distractions.
Gemini
You know what your humans need. You don’t have to be intellectual about it; you can just feel the energy. Get out of the way and let them enjoy a little romance.
Cancer
You and your owner can’t agree on anything for much of the day, from which direction to go as you walk out the door to whether or not they should leave for work without you. Things start going smoothly in the evening. Until then, be careful.
Leo
When your owner is involved in a romance or going on a date, you have not much choice but to sit back and watch them leave without you. But don’t fret. The doggy bag will be worth the wait.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
Virgo
Don’t get jealous if your owner gets into a deep or even heated conversation with someone. It’s not meaningful and certainly not a threat to your love. In fact, it’s hardly a blip on the screen.
Libra
What passes for beauty is beyond you. When your human starts flirting, they loose all of their charm, as far as you’re concerned. Let humans be humans and pay attention to what really counts.
Scorpio
You just don’t feel like spending the day in a passive way but you don’t have much choice in the matter. Patience may be a virtue but it’s not easy for you. Give yourself 48 more hours to wait for action.
Sagittarius
When you don’t make it to the dog park each and every day, it’s hard to stay tuned in to the big picture. Who’s on top and who’s underdog is changing, so keep your nose in the wind.
Capricorn
When your human faces challenges, so do you, if only in sympathy. Don’t ask for extra biscuits today. Your owner’s mind is too focused on missed work connections.
Aquarius
Why walk by with your snout in the air? Connecting with other dogs opens you to a whole new culture. Once the shock wears off, you’ll see it’s all good.
Pisces
Your owner owes you quite a few walks by now but who’s counting? You are, of course. You’re past the point of letting a few slide. It’s time to call in your chits.
Need guidance? Your Numerology Reading is a mystic cheat-sheet to living your full potential.