The enemy of your enemy is supposed to be your friend. But what happens when you also hate your enemy’s enemy, just as much as the enemy?

Fans of the NRL’s nine NSW-based teams find themselves surrounded by enemies, fuelled by animus and contempt, and unsure of where to direct it.

The Brisbane Broncos face the Melbourne Storm in Sunday’s grand final, and Sydney is not sure how to feel about it.

This is, of course, not the first time the NRL’s showpiece has been an out-of-town affair. It is, however, the first time in a long time that it’s been so hard to pick a side, if yours isn’t involved.

In 2017, it was easy; the Cowboys were the obvious choice for neutrals over the Storm. Same in the all-Queensland showdown of 2015; nobody wanted to see the Broncos deny the Cowboys their first premiership, and thank heavens it didn’t happen.

But this? The Broncos, the embodiment of everything NSW hates about Queensland – or the Storm, who are not only Victorian, but have been good forever, not to mention their, let’s say, chequered ethical history? It’s like having to pick between going to the dentist or being audited. Either way, it’s going to feel deeply uncomfortable and spiritually unsettling.

Broncos supporter Mova-Jean Howlett is a big fan of Reece Walsh.

Broncos supporter Mova-Jean Howlett is a big fan of Reece Walsh.Credit: Steven Siewert

Hence the slightly off-kilter vibes on Thursday afternoon at the NRL Fan Fest at the Circular Quay Overseas Passenger Terminal, as hundreds of punters assembled to catch a glimpse of the two grand final teams and hear them speak pearls of wisdom, like how it was important to take the week “day by day”, the concept of being “connected” as a playing group, and the importance of “sticking to the game plan”.

Sitting front and centre was Peter V’landys and Andrew Abdo, the king of the NRL and his Game of Thrones-style hand, proudly surveying the brutes being paraded. And around them, an audio-visual spectacular: sponsor activations being activated, content being created by content creators, at least one toilet lid being held proudly aloft in Reece Walsh’s honour, a grown man in a horse mask pleading with Michael Maguire for a photo, another in elaborate Bulldogs face paint, and a group of kids yelling things about “aura” through the fence at the players.