(Shenandoah) – In honor of Johnny Carson’s 100th birthday this week, Mike Peterson decided it was appropriate to honor his memory with this week’s blog.
Mike decided the best way to salute Johnny is to emulate one of his greatest “Tonight Show” characters—one that he’s ripped off numerous times—with a special guest blogger…that strange visitor from the east!
The all-seeing, all-knowing, all omniscient, famous seer, sage, soothsayer and rejected KMA Sports Hall of Fame nominee…MIKENAC THE MAGNIFICENT!!
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Today, Mikenac will once again attempt to ascertain the answers to questions in hermetically-sealed envelopes kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch since noon yesterday. NO ONE knows the contents of the envelopes! But Mikenac, in his borderline mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions!
Mikenac: Funny how Peterson has never tried ripping off Art Fern or Aunt Blabby.
I must have complete silence…
The answer: The Escape Room
The question: Where are most KMAland residents heading after the November city-school elections?
The answer: 6-7
The question: How many planets do Shohei Ohtani’s homerun balls usually pass?
The answer: “1923”
The question: How many pro and college football announcers are there on network television?
The answer: Pennsylvania 6-5000
The question: What is Matt Rhule’s new address come January?
The answer: Turnbull
The question: What does a cowardly matador tell a charging bull?
(LOUD MOANS FROM THE AUDIENCE)
Mikenac: May a desert scorpion participate in your next colonoscopy!
The answer: “Sunday Night Football,” “Monday Night Football,” and “Thursday Night Football”
The question: What are three grounds for divorce?
The answer: “KMA Century”
The question: Name a radio station and the average length of a college football game.
The answer: A super moon
The question: Describe Clark Kent dropping his tights.
The answer: Bad Bunny
The question: Name the brother Bugs Bunny never talked about.
Announcer: I hold in my hand the LAST envelope!
(LOUD CHEERING FROM THE AUDIENCE)
Mikenac: May LeBron James slam dunk your cat!
The answer: The Wilson Aquatics Center, a home appliance brand and the social media.
The question: Name a swimming pool, a Whirlpool and a cesspool.
Mikenac the Magnificent is senior news anchor/reporter with KMA News. The opinions expressed in this blog are not necessarily those of this station, its management or its ownership (and Johnny Carson is no doubt rolling in his grave!).
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