One of the best things about cinema is that it’s an escape from the real world. But what happens on the big screen isn’t *always* true to form, and maybe that’s why they call it movie magic? I recently stumbled across a Reddit thread where people shared onscreen clichés that never really happen IRL. Here are the best responses from film fans:
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1. “Being able to park directly in front of a business in a major city during the day. Just a conveniently available parking spot waiting for you.”
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2. “Someone tells someone to turn on the news, they click their TV on, and it’s the exact perfect moment where the news is reporting on something happening, and they get the exact bit of information they need right away.”
3. “The exact piece of evidence needed in a court case happens to appear seconds before a verdict to flip the whole case upside down.”
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4. “The bad guy decides to make a speech while having the hero at gunpoint instead of just killing them there and then.”
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5. “Going down into a dark basement to investigate that ‘random thumping noise’ with nothing but a weak-ass flashlight that goes out halfway down the stairs.”
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6. “Phone conversations with no back and forth, and no goodbye before hanging up.”
7. “People always have the perfect hair and makeup right after a huge disaster or fight. 😅”
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8. “Nerdy girl stops wearing her glasses, and suddenly she’s both hot and also no longer blind.”
9. “Stealing someone’s uniform and having it fit perfectly.”
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10. “Getting knocked out or having your ass handed to you and somehow surviving every time with little to no evidence that you had that happen to you to begin with.”
11. “Should you find yourself waking up in a hospital bed, the first thing you should do is start ripping off all the life-saving needles and monitors that are attached to you.”
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12. “Shocked no one has said quicksand yet. I really thought it was going to be more of a problem growing up than it actually turned out to be.”
13. “Someone guessing someone else’s password in like one or two tries.”
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14. “Dropping something and the love of your life helps you pick it up.”
15. “After an emergency event or chaotic scene in the movies, people are always sitting in the back of an ambulance with a cozy-looking blanket around their shoulders. I’ve been a first responder for seven years now, and I have never seen anyone just sitting in the back of an ambulance while staying warm with a blanket.”
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16. “Thousands of bullets flying at the hero, but they never get hit once.”
17. “The whole running to the airport to stop someone from leaving.”
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18. “Getting shot in the shoulder (or anywhere) and acting like it is no big deal.”
19. “Getting up in the morning and walking into the kitchen to a full breakfast, then eating a piece of toast and leaving for work or school.”
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20. “There are so many movies where people hide from gunfire behind objects that bullets would absolutely shred through.”
21. “Immediately getting in the shower after turning the water on. IDK a single person in real life who doesn’t wait at least 10 seconds for the water to heat up first, sticking a hand in a few times to keep checking until it’s finally hot enough.”
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22. “Jumping from a significant height into bags of garbage, and having said garbage cushion the impact as opposed to f–ing you up equal or worse than a ground impact.”
23. “Keys kept in the visor of a car.”
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24. “Not cleaning up after sex. They just put clothes right back on.”
25. “The grocery bag with a French baguette sticking out.”
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26. “Unlimited ammo in a gun.”
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27. “Driving while looking at the person in the front seat and not looking forward for at least two minutes.”
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28. “Someone falling through a glass ceiling. Don’t know how many times I’ve watched that ridiculous scene in various movies.”
29. “Turns out no one is ever secretly royalty, with claims to a throne with massive wealth. Big bummer.”
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30. “Enhance. Enhance.”
31. “People with crap jobs living in city apartments bigger than a house.”
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32. And finally, “Tossing a cigarette into gasoline and igniting with a near instant gigantic explosion while slowly walking away.”
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Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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