The most outrageous sex scene unfolded on crude TV comedy Ted – and it involved the foul-mouthed teddy bear wearing a giant purple appendage.
The live-action comedy inspired on the racy feature film of the same name, which airs locally on BINGE, takes the shock factor up a notch when it aired a scene involving the furry titular character in a romp with an attractive and extremely wealthy housewife named Mrs. Robicheck.
In unhinged scenes which mirror moments from the 1967 film The Graduate about a student who is seduced by an older married woman named Mrs. Robinson, Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) visits Mrs. Robicheck (played by Micheala McManus) to inspect a plumbing job he did for her one day prior.
But she wants him to inspect other things…
He arrives to her wearing lingerie and preparing a bubble bath for them before she makes a rather strange request: for him to wear a purple strap-on.
“It does go on the front, right?” he asks as he emerges from the bathroom awkwardly adjusting his new-found appendage.
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Thankfully, the show spares us footage of them actually having sex, but the dialogue does not spare any details.
“I particularly liked the part where you spun me around like a steering wheel,” Ted says, as the camera shows them in the bed after unspeakable encounter.
Their post-coital bliss is interrupted when Mrs. Robicheck comes home early from work, leaving Ted running around in a panic with the strap-on still attached.
Bonkers scenes follow as he tries to thrust it off his body, before he crawls under the bed only for the attachment to get stuck.
Ted somehow manages to escape, but falls down the stairs – purple genitalia still attached –before bouncing off the walls and out the door.
Needless to say, the episode has certainly got social media talking:
“Lmao episode 2 is so wild and funny,” one tweeted on X, as another wrote, “Ted is like ten adult version of paddington and I love it so much.”
“My grandma was watching this with me and she was like ‘what is Ted wearing?’ Lol,” one shared on TikTok, as another user wondered, “What am I watching.”
Ted Seasons 1 and 2 are now streaming on BINGE