Dana White has made a lot of friends amongst the top streamers and Influencers by rolling out the red carpet whenever one of them is in Vegas. But one man who is not a fan of White is Kick streamer MoistCr1TiKaL, who went off on a rant over the UFC CEO’s business practices and personal conduct.

“I’ve been getting more and more into the UFC, and as such, I’ve started hating Dana White more and more,” Cr1TiKaL began. “As you pay more attention to this sport, you unfortunately have to pay more attention to this f–king fungus. It is sickening how underpaid the athletes are. Their starter contracts, that should be criminal. Dana White should be in handcuffs right now for that kind of s–t. It’s fucking disgusting.”

“It’s something Sean O’Malley mentioned as well,” he continued. “Although Sean O’Malley seems perfectly content being financially cucked by Dana White. And the bonus is kind of just a band aid for the problem of Dana White being too cheap.”

Those UFC contracts Cr1TiKaL is criticizing start at $10,000 to show and $10,000 to win, meaning a new signee winning two fights in their first year of UFC would only make $40,000. $25,000 finish bonuses and $100,000 performance bonuses make this less horrific, but compare a starter UFC contract to the new WNBA minimum wage, which is $300,000 per season, and you see how hard UFC fighters are getting screwed.

“Dana ‘Worm’ White has to find all kinds of grubby penny pinching schemes. One and a half billion dollars in 2025. That’s not nearly enough to satiate Dana White’s gluttony. Keeps making a f–king fool of himself. He is just a factory of zero IQ ideas and even worse execution.”

Cr1TiKaL then went in on White for a story he told during a podcast about having his wife scheduled for a C-section so the birth of his child wouldn’t interfere with his ability to be on hand for an important Chuck Liddell fight.

“I don’t think Dana White has any respect at all for his wife,” Cr1TiKaL wrote. “She had slapped Dana White and then he responded by slapping her multiple times. Also what he just said publicly about what he made his wife do in regards to the birth of his child to compensate his schedule! He jeopardized the safety and the health of not just his wife, but also his f–king baby. So that way, he could go to a Chuck Liddell fight. That’s deplorable. Downright evil.”

“What the f–k, man? One of the most important, most memorable, most meaningful moments of your life. But to Dana White, that’s just an obstacle because now it’s potentially infringing on his ability to go watch the Chuck Liddell fight. Genuinely f–ked up. I believe Dana White is under the impression that people watch the UFC for him.”

“Dana White doesn’t even pay the fighters, you think he cares about paying artists?” he asked. “This f–king goober, this goddamn zombie would 1000% be using A.I. fighters if he could to save even more money on it. Just shut up and consume our our slop and expect a lot more A.I. from Dana White. How much money he can save by just farting out A.I. generated s–t, f–king scumbag.”

“I do not like Dana White, but I really, really like the fighters in the UFC. It’s such a f–king shame. It f–king sucks. He f–king sucks.”