Hey St Joe, please take note. The G&GR selectors have spoken and here is our first official Wallaby squad of 2026
‘Me not know wat do wiv’. First ever meeting of The Front Rowers Council
The Forwards.
Props.
Allan Alaalatoa 103 votes
Angus Bell 97
Massimo De Lutiis 70
James Slipper 67
Taniella Tupou 67
Zane Nonggorr 66
Hooker
Brandon Paenga Amosa 83 votes
Matt Faessler 81
Billy Pollard 80
Second Row
Lukhan Salakaia-Loto 97 votes
Jeremy Williams 91
Nick Frost 78
Josh Canham 62
Loosies
Fraser McReight 103 votes
Rob Valetini 99
Carlo Tizzano 86
Harry Wilson 60
Tom Hooper 58
‘After this we can can have goats milk skim latte’s, and talk about our feelings in the sauna’.
The Backs
Half backs
Tate McDermott 87 Votes
Ryan Lonergan 86
Teddy Wilson 45
Five eighth
Carter Gordon 101 votes
Ben Donaldson 96
Declan Meredith 47
Centres
Len Ikitau 103 votes
Josh Flook 86
Hunter Paisami 76
Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii 55
Back Three
Max Jorgensen 89 Votes
Dylan Pietsch 89
Tom Wright 73
Filipo Daugunu 62
So there you have it, the tribe has spoken and yet again another example of why democracy shouldn’t be trusted, as it allows questionable (QPRQ) types to vote.
Thanks to the 107 people who voted.
Hoss – out