(Shenandoah) – As you know, KMA is celebrating its 100th anniversary.
That means Mike Peterson has been busy working on his “KMA Century” series, featuring the important moments and individuals of KMA’s first 100 years. In fact, preparing each segment is so challenging and strenuous that Mike is taking ANOTHER week off from his writing his blog. Can you believe it?
Thus, we had no choice than to once again call upon our guest blogger…that strange visitor from the east!
The all seeing, all omniscient, famous seer, sage, soothsayer and former Shenandoah tree trimmer…Mikenac the Magnificent!
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Today, Mikenac will once again attempt to ascertain the answers to questions in hermetically-sealed envelopes kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch since noon yesterday. NO ONE knows the contents of the envelopes! But Mikenac, in his borderline mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions!
Mikenac: May the rains of Cochabamba clear unclean thoughts from your mind!
I must have complete silence….
The answer: The butter cow, the Sky Glider and the Big Boar
The question: Name two Iowa State Fair attractions and the NFL preseason.
The answer: NATO, the United Nations and the European Union.
The question: Name the only three groups the Shenandoah and Red Oak school districts haven’t been asked to join.
The answer: “Novocaine”
The question: What do kmaland.com readers take before reading Mike Peterson’s Sunday blog?
The answer: Dole whip
The question: What weapon would you use to subdue somebody named Dole?
(LOUD MOANING SOUND FROM THE AUDIENCE)
Mikenac: May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest!
The answer: kumquat
The question: What do you say when calling a quat?
The answer: Erik and Lyle Menendez
The question: What are two names you’ll never hear mentioned on KMA News?
The answer: “The Play That Goes Wrong”
The question: Describe every Kansas City Chiefs’ offensive play during Super Bowl LIX.
The answer: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and Big Bird.
The question: Name three people that know more about health and human services than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The answer: IGNITE
The question: What does Elon Musk hope his rockets do on the launch pad?
Announcer: I hold in my hand the LAST envelope!
(LOUD CHEERING FROM THE AUDIENCE)
MIkenac: May your spinster sister cough up a yak hairball!
The answer: Colin Cowherd, Stephen A. Smith and Pat McAfee
The question: Name the only three things windier than the August 10th severe storm.
Mikenac the Magnificent is a guest blogger for KMA News Anchor/Reporter Mike Peterson. The opinions and weak attempts at humor expressed in this blog are not necessarily those of this station, its management or its ownership.
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