“Big Dumper,” we hardly knew ye.

Yes, I know I’m a hockey columnist, and we’ll get to that. But the big news up in Canada these days is all about baseball, with the Toronto Blue Jays’ dramatic Game 7 win over the Mariners on Monday sending them to the World Series, which starts tonight in Toronto.

It won’t shock you to learn that I’m a Blue Jays fan and have been since I was a little kid, so I’m obviously thrilled to see the team make it back to the top of the mountain after three decades. But I have to admit that part of me was sad to see it happen at the expense of the Mariners, a team that entered the league alongside the expansion Jays way back in 1977 and has never made it to the World Series. A long and agonizing championship drought, you say? It’s possible some of us up here can relate.

But there’s another reason to love the Mariners: their nicknames. I’ve always loved a good nickname, and baseball is unquestionably the greatest nickname sport there is, with the Mariners having had plenty of near-perfect ones. Ken Griffey Jr. as “The Kid.” Randy Johnson as “The Big Unit.” Félix Hernández as “King Félix.” They even had a guy nicknamed “Death to Flying Things,” which was admittedly recycled, but it’s still an all-timer.

And then there’s arguably the best of them all: Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh, their slugging catcher who earned the nickname because … well, you can probably figure it out. As far as widely used nicknames go, is “Big Dumper” better than anything the NHL has to offer today? I’m pretty sure it is.

Of course, you caught that “widely used” qualifier, which brings us to today’s quiz. I think it’s time for another round of “ridiculous nicknames you’ve probably never heard of but that Hockey-Reference insists are real.” The go-to site for hockey research added nicknames a few years ago, and let’s just say they’re not especially picky. If a nickname is famous, such as “The Great One” or “Mr. Hockey,” they use it. If it’s something nobody has ever actually used, such as calling Sidney Crosby “Darryl,” they still use it.

We had some fun with these two years ago, with current players. Last year, we were back at it with some historical greats, including the immortal “Satan’s Wallpaper” that made its way to an episode of “Jeopardy!” Today, we’re back to the present, with 20 more current stars.

The format is simple: I give you the nickname. You tell me which active player it applies to, at least according to the discerning folks at Hockey-Reference. When you’re done, scroll back up to see how you did using this handy scoring chart:

1 — 4 correct: You are the world’s tiniest dumper

5 — 8 correct: You are a medium-sized dumper

9 — 12 correct: You are an appropriately sized dumper for your age and body type

13 — 16 correct: You are an unusually large dumper

17 — 19 correct: You are the biggest dumper that ever dumped

20 correct: You are a typical NHL player

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(Don’t forget to scroll back up to see your results.)