Some NFL fans love a magnificent fingertip-catch, toe-tap touchdown. Some live for an earthshaking, runaway-freight-train power run. And still others thrive on the crucial, bone-rattling defensive stop, robbing the offense of its momentum and its soul.
Me? I love ref conferences. Can’t get enough of ‘em! And man, am I getting all I can stand this season!
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Week 16 brought us the usual round of Is that a catch? and Is that pass interference? that we now accept, every week of the season. But two calls in particular — calls that will have a significant impact on playoff positioning for teams up and down the standings — are going to linger long after this week is over.
First, way back on Thursday night, Seattle scored the strangest two-point conversion in NFL history. Sam Darnold’s pass-that-was-a-lateral rebounded off a helmet and a few sets of hands before settling to wait for Zach Charbonnet to pick it up and notch the most casual points ever scored:
Sunday’s afternoon slate ended with a truly bizarre and heavily ref-influenced final sequence in Pittsburgh’s desperation hang-on against Detroit. The Lions and Steelers were engaged in what amounted to a three-way battle with the referees, with both teams catching yellow flags that seesawed the game back and forth in a nausea-inducing whiplash.
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The Lions took over with 2:05 remaining in the game, and over the course of the next 125 seconds, officials called five different penalties, plus an official review of a catch. Detroit actually scored would-be game-winning touchdowns two different times, and both were nullified by offensive pass interference penalties. Here’s one:
Here’s the other, which ended the game:
That was the penalty that required a full officials’ conclave, plus a parsing of the rule book so thorough it required furious Detroit fans to accept the fact that, yes, you just saw another touchdown scored, but no, it didn’t really happen. Sorry. Get home safe, folks.
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There’s always a point in any ref discussion — and, yes, there are so many this year — when the crowd loses its patience. You can feel it even more than you can hear it, a deep, rumbling boooooo that echoes around the stadium as the officials huddle together like they’re plotting a bank heist. I’m not an NFL official, and presumably neither are you, but I think we can all agree on this: The league has to do all it can to avoid getting to that point.
It’s pretty simple: When you need multiple sentences to explain the penalty, either the rulebook or its interpretation is the problem.
The NFL and officials are in a tough spot here. The objective, obviously, is to be as fair to each team and its fans, rendering a sound judgment with as much information available, as possible. The problem is that technology has advanced to the point that we can tell if a ball wobbles a tenth of an inch for a tenth of a second. Slow down the film enough, and everything short of a kneeldown is a debatable play.
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But analysis takes time, and nobody wants their precious time at the stadium taken up by watching a homeowners’ association meeting on the field. The endless conferences, discussions and Calls To New York don’t just kill the momentum of the game, they kill its spirit, too. How many times have you seen your team pull off a massive play — a thrilling catch, a breakaway run, a key sack — and then held your breath, waiting for that inevitable flash of yellow across the score bug signaling a flag on the play?
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Maybe the observational technology is too good. Maybe the officials are just (understandably) overwhelmed by navigating the intricacies of the rulebook in high-stress moments. Maybe the rules are too delicate and precious, and we need a swing back in the no-blood, no-foul direction. Maybe too many people are getting involved in the regulatory process. Maybe it’s a combination of all of these.
Definitely, though, something’s got to change. Because the NFL can’t let its momentum keep getting halted by storms of yellow flags.