9.
“She fell asleep. I waited months for that appointment.”
“One time, my therapist fell asleep while I was telling her one of the most traumatic things that had happened to me in my young adult life. I just let her sleep. When she woke up about 10 minutes later, she acted like she hadn’t been sleeping, and I didn’t say anything, and she didn’t either. I went to see her three more times before I realized she was a terrible therapist.”
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