Arteta ‘begs’ for rule ‘change’ before Arsenal infuriate punditocracy and rivals once more
If this is the ‘fun boat’ Mikel Arteta was referring to, it moored at Elland Road with a…
Arne Slot is floating on a slow barge towards the sack
Arne Slot was gesticulating. Arne Slot was pointing. Arne Slot was shouting. No one was listening. Or even…
Liverpool and Isak deserve sympathy, but we can’t punish tackles on consequence above intent
Liverpool’s frustration at the loss of Alexander Isak to injury is entirely understandable. That’s the only fair starting…
West Ham shamed by embarrassing stat set by £40m ‘worst centre-back of the Premier League era’
Since he joined West Ham on a seven-year contract and expressed his belief that he would “continue to…
Arsenal ‘unprofessionalism’ shines through again as Arteta praises duo’s ‘leadership’
The comparison is imperfect. A nine-game barren run to start a £65m Arsenal career is not quite the…
Newcastle finally see £128m vision as pair nobody else wanted slice through Everton
In one moment – and in the same week their £55m signing trained with his new teammates for…
The ‘strange’ but also ‘b*llocks’ Manchester United conspiracy theory Wayne Rooney must drop
Wayne Rooney doesn’t immediately strike as the tinfoil hat-type, but it feels like the mere mention of QPR…
Crystal Palace justify favourites to win Europa Conference League verdict as Sarr sparkles in perfect ‘response’
Crystal Palace are a really, really good football team… By this point, anyone who watches Oliver Glasner‘s side…
Why Slot betrayed reported 16-word Wirtz promise
The great paradox in the recent Liverpool crisis was that the Wirtz is yet to come. Through those…
Van de Ven delays Spurs brutal ridicule as internal ‘desperation’ justified before Man Utd despite record win
Top scorer Micky van de Ven papered over the blatant cracks at Tottenham Hotspur by netting a remarkable…
Granit Xhaka is Premier League signing of the season and Sunderland’s X-Factor
It’s hard to think of a better summer signing by a newly promoted Premier League team than Granit…
How Arteta is harming Arsenal bid to beat Chelsea to Lennart Karl with return to late-2023 mindset
Lennart Karl’s marked rise to fame in the last week has predictably resulted in the scouts of three…