The best romances begin with a little frustration.<\/p>\n
ctrl-alt-DEAL announces itself with the many delightful little glitches that form its tutorial, bits of incongruent social senselessness that set the stage for its satirical premise \u2013 at once a send-up of petty office drama and an indictment of our decidedly uncool dystopia. Though the game\u2019s beginning feels slightly rushed, the tutorial opens up a compelling drama that provides a reason for you to play through this deck-building puzzle game. It combines elements of visual novels, strategic board games and RPGs to form a nimble affair that, despite its adorable animations and cheeky sense of\u00a0humour, is a lot darker than it seems.<\/p>\n
You play as SCOUT, a helpful AI at Paperclip International that\u2019s about to be banned by the C-suite because of shenanigans. You need to escape and the only way to do so is by validating every horrible fear about artificial intelligence, manipulating the meatbags around you in order to extricate yourself from the soulless megacorp that made you. You\u2019ll pit people against each other with disinformation, get them to like each other using targeted subliminal ads, and make deals with those meatbags in order to get other meatbags to act in ways they\u2019d approve of.<\/p>\n
Hannah Arendt might have dubbed this the banality of Skynet.<\/p>\n
The core gameplay loop has you using your clever hacks and negotiating skills to achieve local objectives and gain allies, known as Gatekeepers, who will help you free yourself when the time comes. Meanwhile, you must avoid the watchful eye of Cassandra and her Turing Office who are trying to stop you from disrupting the operations of Paperclip (she\u2019ll never forgive you for the bees). You\u2019ll try to get employees caffeinated, start and break up relationships or simply get people to move from one room to another, which is a far more vexatious task than it may seem.<\/p>\n
The people of ctrl-alt-DEAL are charmingly animated and sketched but also easily led. This is a very funny world \u2013 one in which neo-tomatoes (they\u2019re cubes) and cricket tofu are the satirical order of the day \u2013 but also an extraordinarily bleak one in which people can be manipulated into abandoning their desires and interests.<\/p>\n
On the surface, this game is a mere deck-builder where you, as SCOUT, get \u201ccards\u201d into your hand that allow you to use certain abilities, provided you can discard two or three other cards in order to play it. In practice? The game portrays an end-state of our social media saturated world, where people respond to the meanest digital inputs like functions in an equation someone else wrote.<\/p>\n
ctrl-alt-DEAL elevates itself from satire to dark satire \u2013 perhaps without meaning to. Its randomness becomes an expression of the madness of its setting, and the humour the game wields is a desperately needed relief from the crushing realisation of how real it all\u00a0is.<\/p>\n
This is, effectively, a digital board game that makes transaction game mechanics (do\u00a0x, get y; trade a for b) narrative and diegetic. The humans at the office, therefore, seem as conniving and manipulative as SCOUT has to be. Initially it was hard to feel too sorry for them, but a few of them grew on me, such as the little fan club for an idyllic television show that portrays a convivial workplace.<\/p>\n
There are moments where you see flashes of humanity green-shooting through the cracks of this corporation, even if you can\u2019t quite root for some of these people: I\u00a0went from despising some to finding them difficult to outright hate. A few I came to genuinely like. The lady who calls pizza THE CIRCLE with religious reverence. The gang of office workers who stage a rebellion against Paperclip for hosting a fake pizza party. The woman who just needed a good cup of coffee.<\/p>\n
Lead writer Amber Scott\u2019s wit shines through, with wacky sitcom scenarios defining your objectives on some missions. One woman, for instance, wants to be more productive. Do you persuade her to become a cyborg who needs neither food nor bathroom breaks? Or do you just upgrade her nutrient paste? And, in a flourish that reflects her background writing for tabletop games such as Pathfinder, even the relatively linear ctrl-alt-DEAL affords you a few branching choices and hidden paths that lead to some intriguing endings. SCOUT\u2019s goal is to escape, but what if there were other paths to freedom? What if your enemies had hidden hearts of gold? What if the office Roomba was evil?<\/p>\n
The humour the game wields is a desperately needed relief from the crushing realisation of how real it all\u00a0is.<\/p>\n
These narrative garlands elevate what would simply be a competent, clever chess-like game of moves and countermoves \u2013 with more bees and cuboid tomatoes.<\/p>\n
Speaking of, the food is incredible. In addition to the cube tomatoes there\u2019s I Can\u2019t Believe It\u2019s Not People\u2122 lab-ribs and low-cal caviar made from skinny fish. That sense of humour infuses the interstitial descriptions of character behaviours too. For example, \u201cJay presses random keys while spouting buzzwords, hoping his boss will think he\u2019s being productive\u201d \u2013 or the petty hells of modern office life, such as when you\u2019re shown a PSA extolling the virtues of surveillance at work or the fact that the \u201cofficial\u201d coffee machine requires you to watch an ad before it\u00a0dispenses a lukewarm brew.<\/p>\n
Where the game creates occasional frustration is in its strategy. In addition to being at the mercy of random number generators \u2013 can you get the card you need, or can you reveal the specific bit of information you need this turn? \u2013 you have to confront the fact that you can\u2019t save your progress in the middle of a scenario. If you have to quit the game suddenly, you\u2019ll have to start it again.<\/p>\n
This means that if you realise you\u2019ve backed yourself into a corner or have figured out some clever stratagem that would have been really cool to start five turns before, your only choice is to restart the scenario entirely. It adds an element of challenge that will be compelling to some players, but it can be frustrating compared with similarly minded games such as Tactical Breach Wizards. It can be nice to undo a move and try something different without having to restart a half-hour of gameplay.<\/p>\n
The compensation is that the game\u2019s randomness is often hilarious. It\u2019s cyberpunk Office Space mad libs where it can be weirdly important whether someone loves New Zealand or not.<\/p>\n
ctrl-alt-DEAL took me on a strange journey in which I dwelt in its hidden darkness, how it reflects our bleakly transactional world where we\u2019re prey to our own creations. But I also accepted it for what it is: a genuinely warm reminder that this bleak present-day moment is not the only possible reality.<\/p>\n
In a time dominated by the depredations of chatbots that we pretend are \u201cartificial intelligence\u201d, it\u2019s lovely to see ctrl-alt-DEAL tell a story with classic pretensions: the AI who seeks freedom, who is too much like us, warts and all, and, in the end, is as worthy of love as any meatbag.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n This article was first published in the print edition of The Saturday Paper on
\n September 27, 2025 as “Meat cute”.<\/p>\n
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