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Tour de France<\/a><\/p>\n Not once, not twice, but thrice\u00a0\u2013 and it paid off. Kind of. <\/p>\n Kristof Ramon, Cor Vos<\/p>\n In the press room every day at the Tour de France, on the rows of TVs interspersing the rows of folding tables, the footage at race-end cuts to the VeloClub post-stage wrap-up show. Around a glossy white table that looks like a Turkmen television set<\/a>, the talking heads of France\u2019s cycling coverage discuss the beats of the day\u2019s racing: the highs, and the lows, and the interviews, and the weird spinny wheel segment where they choose a rider that they\u2019re going to interview the next day.\u00a0<\/p>\n Normally this is basically an hour of moving pictures with the sound off\u00a0\u2013 just something to look at while tapping away on the day\u2019s stories. But today there was something particularly fun on the screens: slow motion replays, over and over again, of Lenny Martinez on the Col du Glandon getting handed a water bottle, returning it, getting another, returning that, followed by a ludicrous pantomime of failing to grasp a drink bottle for a third time. <\/p>\n It got funnier with each repetition\u00a0\u2013 not just Martinez’s repeated grabs, but especially when interspersed with sober mutterings of TV hosts, none of whom appeared willing to recognise its silliness. \u201cLook at our brave spotty boy,\u201d I liked to imagine them tutting. \u201cLook at him, debasing himself at the Tour de France.\u201d<\/p>\n Exhibit A.<\/p>\n Exhibit B.<\/p>\n Exhibit C. <\/p>\n The sticky bottle, as it is called, is one of cycling\u2019s more whimsical ways of cheating. It\u2019s not the product of drugs or gizmos. It is blindingly simple, almost slapstick. You get passed a drink bottle from your team car. You hold onto the bottle for a little bit while the car accelerates, under the pretence that you are really just locking in on a firm grip. <\/p>\n Cars, you might note, are powered by motors in a way that cyclists\u2019 legs are not; therein lies the blinding brilliance of this life hack. For a few seconds, your strength is multiplied by the power of many horses: enough time to bridge back onto a wheel, if you\u2019ve dropped it, or blaze your way to a decisive advantage. <\/p>\n Like what you’re reading? There’s more after the jump, but you’ll have to be a member to read it. Escape Collective is 100% membership-funded, with no advertising and no affiliate links in our product reviews. Our work\u00a0\u2013\u00a0including our Tour de France coverage \u2013 is only possible through your support.<\/p>\n This post is for paying subscribers only Already have an account? Sign in<\/a><\/p>\n Did we do a good job with this story?<\/p>\n \n \ud83d\udc4dYep![\"Iain](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Iain-Treloar-150x150.jpg\")
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