(Shenandoah) \u2013 In honor of Johnny Carson\u2019s 100th birthday this week, Mike Peterson decided it was appropriate to honor his memory with this week\u2019s blog.<\/p>\n
Mike decided the best way to salute Johnny is to emulate one of his greatest \u201cTonight Show\u201d characters\u2014one that he\u2019s ripped off numerous times\u2014with a special guest blogger\u2026that strange visitor from the east!<\/p>\n
The all-seeing, all-knowing, all omniscient, famous seer, sage, soothsayer and rejected KMA Sports Hall of Fame nominee\u2026MIKENAC THE MAGNIFICENT!!<\/p>\n
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Today, Mikenac will once again attempt to ascertain the answers to questions in hermetically-sealed envelopes kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall\u2019s porch since noon yesterday. NO ONE knows the contents of the envelopes! But Mikenac, in his borderline mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions!<\/p>\n
Mikenac: Funny how Peterson has never tried ripping off Art Fern or Aunt Blabby.<\/p>\n
I must have complete silence\u2026<\/p>\n
The answer: The Escape Room<\/p>\n
The question: Where are most KMAland residents heading after the November city-school elections?<\/p>\n
The answer: 6-7<\/p>\n
The question: How many planets do Shohei Ohtani\u2019s homerun balls usually pass?<\/p>\n
The answer: \u201c1923\u201d<\/p>\n
The question: How many pro and college football announcers are there on network television?<\/p>\n
The answer: Pennsylvania 6-5000<\/p>\n
The question: What is Matt Rhule\u2019s new address come January?<\/p>\n
The answer: Turnbull<\/p>\n
The question: What does a cowardly matador tell a charging bull?<\/p>\n
(LOUD MOANS FROM THE AUDIENCE)<\/p>\n
Mikenac: May a desert scorpion participate in your next colonoscopy!<\/p>\n
The answer: \u201cSunday Night Football,\u201d \u201cMonday Night Football,\u201d and \u201cThursday Night Football\u201d<\/p>\n
The question: What are three grounds for divorce?<\/p>\n
The answer: \u201cKMA Century\u201d<\/p>\n
The question: Name a radio station and the average length of a college football game.<\/p>\n
The answer: A super moon<\/p>\n
The question: Describe Clark Kent dropping his tights.<\/p>\n
The answer: Bad Bunny<\/p>\n
The question: Name the brother Bugs Bunny never talked about.<\/p>\n
Announcer: I hold in my hand the LAST envelope!<\/p>\n
(LOUD CHEERING FROM THE AUDIENCE)<\/p>\n
Mikenac: May LeBron James slam dunk your cat!<\/p>\n
The answer: The Wilson Aquatics Center, a home appliance brand and the social media.<\/p>\n
The question: Name a swimming pool, a Whirlpool and a cesspool.<\/p>\n
Mikenac the Magnificent is senior news anchor\/reporter with KMA News. The opinions expressed in this blog are not necessarily those of this station, its management or its ownership (and Johnny Carson is no doubt rolling in his grave!).<\/p>\n
Thank you for reading kmaland.com<\/p>\n
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