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Steve Waugh celebrates his \u201cPerfect Day\u201d century in 2003 at the SCG.Credit: Fairfax Archive<\/p>\n
7. Steve Waugh. Can\u2019t go past him. Scored more than 3000 runs against the Old Enemy at an average of 58, and won eight of the nine Tests he captained. He was the architect of one of the greatest Ashes moments of all time, too. As the shadows lengthened at the SCG on January 3, 2003, he was 98 not out as he faced the final ball of the day. Kerry O\u2019Keefe was up in the ABC commentary box, alongside England\u2019s Jonathan Agnew. Oh, come on guys, one more time for the road.<\/p>\n
Agnew: \u201cWell, what high drama we have here, Kerry. What will he do?\u201d<\/p>\n
O\u2019Keefe: \u201cHe\u2019ll go for it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Agnew: \u201cBut he could come back tomorrow and wait for a trundler down the leg side …\u201d<\/p>\n
O\u2019Keefe: \u201cStuff tomorrow, Aggers. Tomorrow is for silver medallists. We\u2019re Australians. Poms come back tomorrow. Australians only want the gold, and we want it now … He\u2019ll go for it.\u201d<\/p>\n
And moments later, English offie Richard Dawson prances and dances his way in to the bowling crease, flights his spinning orb towards Waugh … pitching outside the off stump … while the crowd hangs in suspended animation … as it lands and … Waugh moves … and CRACKS it … straighttothefence!<\/p>\n
RAH! And again I say, RAH!<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll let The Guardian do the last three, but those seven simply have to be there.<\/p>\n
Why so many blasts from the past?<\/p>\n
Incidentally, in that list, do you note what I note? Somehow or other, so many of the golden players and golden moments of the Ashes series are from last century, yes?<\/p>\n
Certainly, there have been a few of both this century \u2013 see Steve Waugh, above \u2013 but they just don\u2019t seem as iconic as they used to be. Part of it, surely, is that back in the day the Ashes was such a standalone event, with precious little around it, meaning it would be discussed for months beforehand and years afterwards. These days we\u2019re really only focusing on the Ashes a week out, and when it\u2019s over, the football season will be just around the corner.<\/p>\n
Or do you disagree because I\u2019m 64 and you\u2019re a whippersnapper. If so, name for me half-a-dozen iconic Ashes moments from this century? Go on, I\u2019ll wait. And if you need me, I\u2019ll be in my trailer, on my easy chair, with my pipe and slippers. And you kids, GET OFF MY LAWN!<\/p>\n
Wallabies can\u2019t get Italian job done<\/p>\n
Yup, I was gutted by the Wallabies\u2019 loss to Italy, too.<\/p>\n
When our blokes skipped to a 19-12 lead midway through the second half, I, too, thought it was all over Red Rover. Alas, it was about exactly that time that our Red Rover ran out of gas, and there was no way back, as Italy ran in two tries, one of them by Michael Lynagh\u2019s son Louis, playing on the wing for the hosts. The cruellest cut of all.<\/p>\n
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The Wallabies slumped to a demoralising defeat in Udine.Credit: Getty Images<\/p>\n
Can we possibly beat Ireland early Sunday morning (7am AEDT)?<\/p>\n
It will be tough. But with James O\u2019Connor, Max Jorgensen and Len Ikitau back in the side, we\u2019ll at least have some much-needed firepower in the backs once more. The match will be broadcast on Stan.<\/p>\n
What they said<\/p>\n
Geoffrey Boycott, back in the day, about English bowler Derek Underwood, ran in The Guardian this week: \u201cThe face of a choirboy, the demeanour of a civil servant and the ruthlessness of a rat catcher. On wet pitches, Deadly was his name.\u201d<\/p>\n
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on whether the Washington Commanders will name their new stadium after Trump: \u201cThat would be a beautiful name, as it was President Trump who made the rebuilding of the new stadium possible. It\u2019s what the president wants, and it will probably happen.\u201d #Cringe.<\/p>\n
Mark Viduka on the struggles of Australian soccer players in the UK: \u201cWe\u2019ve got to work really hard for people to take notice. People\u2019s first thought is: \u2018You Aussies don\u2019t have a clue about football.\u2019 You could be a better player than the Brazilian or European, but somehow there\u2019s still that perception … You come to the UK and just fall in like some sort of alien.\u201d Shades of Rodney Dangerfield, \u201cI just don\u2019t get no respect!\u201d<\/p>\n
Englishman Steve Harmison on his horrible first ball in the 2006-07 Ashes series, which made it look like he had been coached by John Howard: \u201cIt\u2019s not something that keeps me awake at night. It really isn\u2019t. There\u2019s nobody takes the piss out of that more than what you do yourself. It should never define you, but it\u2019s a moment that gets talked about every four years when that little urn is played for.\u201d It\u2019s every two years, but still.<\/p>\n
Cam Munster wanting his new friend during the Australian team photo: \u201cWhere\u2019s \u2018Jarvo\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n
Wallabies coach Joe Schmidt urges us to keep the faith after the dispiriting loss to Italy: \u201cI believe in the group we\u2019ve got. All I can say to people is that we believe in what we can deliver. Don\u2019t lose faith because we will guarantee to keep working as hard as we can to try to demonstrate what it means to us to try to be as competitive as possible.\u201d<\/p>\n
Oscar Piastri ahead of the Brazilian Grand Prix as the naysayers were multiplying: \u201cI mean, people can think what they want to think, right? But for me, I know that I\u2019ve still got what it takes to win the championship.\u201d Maybe. But from a great and mostly disinterested distance, it looks to me like he\u2019s got a world-class case of the Colliwobbles.<\/p>\n
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The going is getting tough for Australia\u2019s Oscar Piastri.Credit: AP<\/p>\n
Jos Verstappen, father of Max, isn\u2019t as confident: \u201cPiastri can\u2019t have suddenly forgotten how to drive, right? If I were him, or his manager [Australian Mark Webber], I\u2019d bang my fist on the table internally at least once. Because right now, everyone is wondering whether he can handle the pressure \u2013 and that\u2019s not good for your reputation. Piastri\u2019s reputation in this case.\u201d<\/p>\n
Matthew Hayden on the lack of specialist openers in the Australian side: \u201cI do not want Marnus [Labuschagne] opening. Typically, he will say, \u2018I need my spot back, I will bat wherever\u2019. But he\u2019s at three. That\u2019s where he wants to bat. That\u2019s where he is batting. That is where he is going to showcase his skills again.\u201d<\/p>\n
Brentford striker Igor Thiago on where he gets his talent from: \u201cFrom God. He gave me everything. Where I come from it is so hard, and it comes from him.\u201d Richard Dawkins\u2019 God Delusion, writ large. You heard me.<\/p>\n
Former England rugby player James Haskell on the state of English clubs: \u201cRight now we are Thelma and Louise, foot down, laughing, waving at fans, heading straight off the cliff. Everyone knows it. The players and coaches know it. Fans definitely know it. But the administrators? They\u2019re still checking the rearview mirror.\u201d He proceeded to laud R360 as the way forward. No, really. But that whole circus seems to have gone VERY silent. No ringmasters, let alone clowns, have emerged.<\/p>\n
Team of the week<\/p>\n
Socceroos. Take on Venezuela on Saturday and next week Colombia in their final matches of 2025.<\/p>\n
Ashes. Kick off on Friday in Perth.<\/p>\n
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Kangaroos. While it\u2019s nice that they won the Ashes 3-0, the lack of international competition would be a concern. Of course Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand would provide sterner opposition.<\/p>\n
Wallabies. Take on Ireland after a bad loss to Italy.<\/p>\n
Jillaroos. Australian women won rugby league\u2019s Pacific Championships title.<\/p>\n
RIP Johannes Logan. The 19-year-old Rabbitohs junior and former Joeys first XV star was, by all accounts, a very fine young man who gave it everything, in everything. Tragically passed away this week. Lifeline 13 11 14.<\/p>\n