{"id":291047,"date":"2025-11-17T20:04:04","date_gmt":"2025-11-17T20:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/291047\/"},"modified":"2025-11-17T20:04:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T20:04:04","slug":"marvels-deadpool-vr-as-reviewed-by-deadpool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/291047\/","title":{"rendered":"Marvel’s Deadpool VR, as reviewed by Deadpool"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen up, dicknozzles: I\u2019m going to keep this thing as quick as a Quibi. See, I\u2019ve been tasked with reviewing Marvel\u2019s Deadpool VR<\/a>, and unless Zuckerberg forces this into your mee-maw\u2019s Facebook algorithm next to her daily dose of AI dogs saving children from drowning, this is what we in the business call \u201ctraffic poison.\u201d I\u2019ve got to get back to writing Grand Theft Auto 6<\/a> hot takes so daddy can get his holiday bonus, so let\u2019s keep this thing chop-chop, like Sweeney Todd at a circumcision.<\/p>\n

*Ahem* <\/p>\n

From the visionary minds who brought you \u2018Splosion Man and\u2026 Ms. Splosion Man, comes a new masterpiece from a beloved studio now forced to make Marvel video games to survive. A game that will shock you! A game that will rock you! A game that will remind you to dust your Quest 3! It\u2019s \u2014- dun duuuuun! \u2014- Marvel\u2019s Deadpool VR! (Rated M for Meta.)<\/p>\n

Now that\u2019s cinema, Mr. Scorsese!<\/p>\n

\"Deadpool
\n Image: Oculus Studios<\/p>\n

Right, this is a review. Let\u2019s review this shit. Marvel\u2019s Deadpool VR is a first-person fuck-\u2018em-up that squeezes your butt into Wade Wilson\u2019s tight little latex suit. You\u2019ll live the life of a superhero as you gun down hordes of monsters with dual pistols and decapitate enemies with your trusty katanas by swinging your Quest controllers like a pair of flaccid cocks. I mean, it really makes you feel like Deadpool \u2014- well, minus the jock itch!<\/p>\n

Enough with the stand-up, Dane Cook! These people aren\u2019t here to read your second-rate jokes; they\u2019re here to complain about the article in the comment section without reading it! After a standoff with the treacherous Flag-Smasher (what, Meta doesn\u2019t have the money to get Thanos?), the Merc With the Mouth finds himself transported to Mojoworld. He\u2019s unwillingly tasked with helping Mojo gather contestants for his intergalactic Hunger Games, sending Deadpool on a fan service-friendly quest to nab ne\u2019er-do-wells like Lady Deathstroke, Mephisto, and Captain Dickweed. (Okay, I might have made that last one up.) It\u2019s a dumb-fun enough premise to take Deadpool on a universe-spanning comic book field trip filled with more surprise cameos than the Epstein Files!<\/p>\n

Of course, the glue that holds it all together is none other than Ryan Reyn \u2014 wait, what? Zuck couldn\u2019t afford him either? Jeeze, I guess that class-action lawsuit<\/a> really did a number on the guy. Maybe it\u2019s time to sell that Bored Ape, compadre. Well, never fear, because Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle star Neil Patrick Harris was cheap enough to take Ryan\u2019s sloppy seconds. And he goes to town on that thing. Ole\u2019 Doogie Howser is the perfect MCU understudy, matching Reynolds\u2019 confident wise-assary with the exact same tone and comedic instincts. (Eat your heart out, Troy Baker<\/a>.) He delivers every sexual innuendo and Marvel callback with the sarcastic gusto that the suit calls for. You\u2019ll almost believe that he knows what the hell Vanquish is when he name-checks it after performing a slide!<\/p>\n

Insert Metacritic-friendly pullquote here.<\/p>\n

By now, I bet you\u2019ve got one burning question on your MODOK-sized mind: just how funny is it? Well, let me hit you with a counter-question, Bud Abbott: How are you enjoying this review so far? Are you tired of the relentless onslaught of pop-culture references? Do all these edgelord jokes have you ready to close your browser tab? Do you wish I would just shut up and actually tell you something of substance about the gameplay? Well, now you know exactly what it\u2019s like to play Marvel\u2019s Deadpool VR. Congratulations, here\u2019s a coupon for a chimichanga.<\/p>\n

Look pal, you know what you\u2019re getting into with a piece of Deadpool media, just like you know what you\u2019re getting into when you order ceviche at a Miami airport before getting on a red eye. One diarrhea, to go please! Developer Twisted Pixel fills every second of dead air with some kind of one-liner, whether it\u2019s an esoteric namedrop or a meta gag lampooning VR game design. There\u2019s a \u201cdamn Daniel\u201d joke immediately followed by a \u201cPepperidge Farm remembers\u201d callback within the first 20 minutes. It has the hit rate of Claptrap at a comedy show for Bluesky elders.<\/p>\n

But that\u2019s just Deadpool, right? At least in his movie form, which the game heavily pulls inspiration from, he\u2019s meant to be an obnoxious agent of chaos whose true superpower is that he can annoy his enemies to death. What better medium is there to capture that than VR, where you are held captive with him in a helmet as he rattles jokes directly into your earholes? When allies like Spiral express their constant desire for him to make like a Kingdom Hearts villain and zip it, you\u2019re right there with them.<\/p>\n

\"Deadpool
\n Image: Oculus Studios<\/p>\n

It\u2019s just that all that yapping sometimes comes at the expense of dyn-o-mite VR gameplay. (That\u2019s a Good Times throwback for all you Roblox babies.) When you\u2019re not standing still watching momentum-killing, joke gauntlet cutscenes for 10 minutes at a time, you can really appreciate that Twisted Pixel had a blast making a big-budget VR game. The studio creates a diversity \u2014 calm your hate boners, GamerGaters \u2014 of virtual playgrounds that make the most of the tech\u2019s sense of scale and its physicality.<\/p>\n

One level has me killing my way through Mephisto\u2019s casino, with its tacky interior design towering over me like an unfinished White House ballroom. Another drops me into a psychedelic space shooter where I use my hands to pew-pew alien scum in a visual homage to Rez Infinite and the works of Jeff Minter. Car chase sequences play out like thrilling rollercoaster rides* worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster. (*overpriced suggestive popcorn bucket sold separately<\/a>.) It\u2019s a VR greatest hits collection, using its universe-hopping story as an excuse to spend as much of Mark\u2019s money as possible crafting over-the-top setpieces that take advantage of the tech. Hey, it\u2019s a better use of funds than fueling election misinformation<\/a> and creating AI pedophile chatbots<\/a>, right? (Uh oh, Tim Sweeney is so going to blow a gasket over this review<\/a>, isn\u2019t he?)<\/p>\n

Okay, wake up Sleeping Beauty, we\u2019re done talking about all that boring \u201ccraft\u201d shit. Let\u2019s get to the thing we\u2019re all here to see: blood and guts. After all, we\u2019re not earning a Game Awards nomination unless the main thing you do in the game is murder bad guys! Marvel\u2019s Deadpool VR revels in its unadulterated violence, just like its antihero. Between the wall-running, grappling, and switch-flipping puzzles that allow me to fulfill my quota of using the word \u201ctactile\u201d at least once in a VR game review, I get to tear enemies limb from limb by use of katanas, handguns, grenades, and more. All of those tools can be mixed and matched as I juggle weapons in and out of my two hands during battles like Nicolas Cage burning through wives.<\/p>\n

Jeeze, I\u2019m really running out of steam with these jokes already. I guess that\u2019s finally some good news for the Epic Games Store.<\/p>\n

\"Deadpool
\n Image: Oculus Studios<\/p>\n

Intuitive controls help me slip into a natural flow state as I pull off bloody improv routines. I reach to my hips to pull out my pistols and go all John Woo on my enemies\u2019 asses, minus the doves. If someone dares to step to me, I toss one of my guns to the side and reach behind my back to pull out one of my katanas for a little Yojimbo action. He drops a shotgun, I snatch it out of thin air right after grabbing a grenade off my wrist and tossing it at an approaching enemy. I toss my sword and reach behind my back to grab my grappling gun, hooking onto a tether point with one hand and twist my body to blast a guy into pieces with my shotty as I fly away like Mary Poppins on meth. And once I\u2019ve done enough cool shit to activate my Big Time Money mode, I get a few glorious seconds to flatten enemies with Thor\u2019s hammer or rip through them with Gambit\u2019s playing cards while songs from the likes of Faith No More and The Flaming Lips blare. Tell me you\u2019re 40 without telling me you\u2019re 40, devs.<\/p>\n

Everything you\u2019d expect to see in a Deadpool game is accounted for. Running low on things to riff on, let\u2019s see, uh, Sex and the City? Gossip Girl? You even get collectible comic book covers and unlockable skins that you will never see because this is a first-person video game, dumbass. Zendaya is Meechee. It\u2019s a proud romp, but it misses an opportunity to tell a truly great Deadpool story in the way that [REDACTED DC SUPERHERO GAME] did for its caped crusader. Back at it again at Krispy Kreme! There\u2019s very little depth in the joke-ridden story to expand my appreciation of Wade Wilson as a character. Hi, I\u2019m Luigi Mangione, welcome to Jackass! It\u2019s just pop-culture reference (Ted 2) after pop-culture reference (Dancer in the Dark) after pop-culture reference (Couple to Throuple).<\/p>\n

Maybe Dune that\u2019s Smurfs why NCIS everyone Pok\u00e9mon just Secretariat wants Sense8 him Danganronpa to Pitbull shut Buffy up Coldplay for Fortnite once.<\/p>\n

Marvel’s Deadpool VR will be released Nov. 18 on Meta Quest 3 and Quest 3S. The game was reviewed on Meta Quest 3S using a prerelease download code provided by Meta. You can find additional information about Polygon\u2019s ethics policy here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Listen up, dicknozzles: I\u2019m going to keep this thing as quick as a Quibi. See, I\u2019ve been tasked…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":291048,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[64,63,105,238,239,240],"class_list":["post-291047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-virtual-reality","tag-au","tag-australia","tag-technology","tag-virtual-reality","tag-virtualreality","tag-vr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291047\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/291048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}