{"id":336081,"date":"2025-12-09T01:08:13","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T01:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/336081\/"},"modified":"2025-12-09T01:08:13","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T01:08:13","slug":"the-passive-aggressive-tactics-that-helped-australia-smoke-england-out-of-the-ashes-in-brisbane-test-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/336081\/","title":{"rendered":"The passive-aggressive tactics that helped Australia smoke England out of the Ashes in Brisbane Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes, the best thing to do in a cricket match is nothing. Often, it is the only thing to do. All sports have their tactical lulls, but cricket\u2019s last for hours.<\/p>\n

At any given moment, most of the people in the game, on the field and off, are not doing what they were picked to do. Most of the time, batters aren\u2019t batting, bowlers aren\u2019t bowling, but everyone at some point is fielding, which is mostly doing nothing. The game runs on latent energy. What a team has up its sleeve at any time can be as important as the hand it is playing.<\/p>\n

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Scott Boland and Mitchell Starc\u2019s slavish devotion to the cause proved the perfect foil for Bazball.Credit: Getty Images<\/p>\n

Bazball sits uncomfortably in this paradigm; it implies a need for constant, frenetic, stampeding action. Bazball abhors a dot ball like nature abhors a vacuum.<\/a> The Brisbane Test again was driven by Bazball dynamics; even Australia were swept up, belting along at five an over for most of their first innings until it developed a speed wobble that threatened to derail it.<\/p>\n

What happened next was the fulcrum of this match, and it was little to nothing. This was the work of tailend batters Mitch Starc, Scott Boland, Michael Neser and Brendan Doggett. It was industrious nothing, applied nothing, dedicated nothing, slaving over nothing, but nothing just the same. For the balance of the innings, the run rate was not much more than 2\u00bd an over. The important thing was that it was over after over.<\/p>\n

It wasn\u2019t really nothing, of course. Block, leave, cover up, stall, but with a counter jab every now and then so that they were not seen as sitting ducks; these are the passive-aggressive measures by which Australia\u2019s tailenders smoked England out of the game. Long ago, after a false start in Test cricket, Steve Waugh came to the conclusion that a stout defensive shot to keep out a good ball was sometimes just as demoralising to a bowler as a boundary from a bad ball, and so was reborn one of the great Australian Test careers.<\/p>\n

In these times, Steve Smith has elevated the leave to a sally in its own right, a thrusting, sabre-rattling non-play. Marnus Labuschagne mimicked him and so the leave became an Australian cricket artefact. We saw nothing so macho from Starc, Boland et al., of course, but their intransigence at the crease slowly worked on England like body punches until they were melting against the ropes in the Brisbane swelter. Later, as bowlers, they got to deliver the knockout blows.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s not to say that all Test cricket must be played as a study in inertia. Fifty years ago, it was, and it was so dull that the game nearly died of its own boredom. The pace changed long ago, long before Bazball. The West Indies patented calypso cricket, and Mark Waugh is the first man I saw play both a deliberate upper cut and a reverse sweep in Test cricket.<\/p>\n

White-ball cricket revolutionised the game. Bazball is a natural further evolution. It\u2019s a great idea; it\u2019s the application in which England is too often injudicious. One of the game\u2019s eternal verities is that batsmen can\u2019t win a Test match in half an hour, but they can lose one in that time. Exhibit A: the first Test. Exhibit B: the second Test.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Sometimes, the best thing to do in a cricket match is nothing. Often, it is the only thing…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":335570,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[564],"tags":[64,63,740,85],"class_list":{"0":"post-336081","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-cricket","8":"tag-au","9":"tag-australia","10":"tag-cricket","11":"tag-sports"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336081\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/335570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}