Instagram<\/a>, his own brand discounts and an Amazon store. He\u2019s also a chihuahua, and one of dozens of pets being used to tap into an increasingly lucrative influencer market on social media.<\/p>\nAs a person who owns a dog and uses the internet, I have not been immune to the attractions of propelling my pet to fame.<\/p>\n
This has sent me to some dark places, including briefly signing up my labrador to a pet modelling agency that yielded no results and was probably a scam.<\/p>\n
But one thought has always persisted: how hard could it be to make him famous on social media? Is this my ticket to endless riches? And could I go it alone?<\/p>\n
My mission, agreed to by editors, was clear. Over a short period, I would devote myself to newly created Instagram and TikTok accounts for my dog, Murphy. The goal? Popularity and virality (paid sponsorships, of course, were out of the question).<\/p>\n
I started with research, which involved scrolling the accounts of Australian pet influencers who had already made it and making a series of dot points that included: \u201coutfits\u201d, \u201cappearance of wealth\u201d, \u201csmiling\u201d and \u201cdog has a job\/skills\/talent\u201d.<\/p>\n
Unlike Winnie, a red Australian cattle dog with 600,000 followers, Murphy could not scale walls, herd sheep or jump through complex hoops. I could not transform my rental apartment into a film set. His outfits consisted of bandanas and a funny shirt I bought him for Halloween.<\/p>\n
Instead, I vowed to home in on his charm: being a little bit naughty.<\/p>\n
Murphy plays ball \u2013 but what else will it take to make him internet famous? Photograph: Blake Sharp-Wiggins\/The Guardian\u2018Destined for Instagram fame\u2019<\/p>\n
Many account handles were taken, so I settled for \u201cmurphythegoldenlabdog\u201d, which I felt was nicely literal and to the point.<\/p>\n
My younger colleague advised me that the key to going viral was posting enough that something stuck, so I made seven posts in quick succession: Murphy smiling in a park, Murphy wearing my hat on the beach, Murphy drinking a \u201cdog-rita\u201d at the pub, Murphy with a cute puppy.<\/p>\n
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I went hard on the hashtags, expecting the likes to start rolling in like spring rain. Instead, the only interaction I received was from friends and family members who were in on the experiment.<\/p>\n
\u201cSame,\u201d my friend commented on a picture of Murphy drinking a cocktail. \u201cThis is the face of a dog destined for Instagram fame,\u201d one colleague replied.<\/p>\n
I managed to make it to 100 followers in less than a week, largely thanks to posting in various group chats with a hint of desperation (the vast majority were co-workers or friends of my Mum).<\/p>\n
My next challenge was videos. I am only a year shy of being a Gen Z, but TikTok remains a mystery to me. My teenage years consisted of Photobooth and blogs, not viral videos of dance routines.<\/p>\n
With assistance from my hip colleagues on the video team, I was told to make sure my clips were backed by popular music and find a niche. My first video, captioned \u201ccaught in the act\u201d, showed Murphy attempting to get into his pet food before being sprung, backed to a Taylor Swift song.<\/p>\n
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It got 47 likes and 2,325 views. \u201cI can do this!\u201d I thought with glee. The next video, captioned simply \u201cnoooooo\u201d as Murphy emerged from a pile of mud, received only 28 likes and 312 views.<\/p>\n
A clip I was particularly proud of, which edited together footage of Murphy rolling around in various parks backed to Snow Patrol\u2019s Chasing Cars, received just 674 views.<\/p>\n
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What was I doing wrong? Why did I only have 43 followers on TikTok, and why couldn\u2019t I crack it big on Instagram despite promising follower 200 would receive a signed autograph?<\/p>\n
The clues began to come in the form of comments and private messages on Murphy\u2019s Instagram account. \u201cSend me this pic,\u201d one pet page with 129,000 followers wrote on a picture of Murphy sleeping in his bed. \u201cShare us this!!\u201d another daily pet page commented.<\/p>\n
When I engaged with the accounts, they would ask if I\u2019d like to \u201cfeature my profile\u201d on their page, and prompt me to send a few photos alongside a caption. After this I would receive a big block of text offering various packages that cost between $20 and $500 depending on how many followers I wanted to gain.<\/p>\n
When I said I couldn\u2019t pay, they would go dark.<\/p>\n
Had it really come to this?<\/p>\n
So this was how the world of pet influencers worked. Multiple accounts, it seemed, were making significant profits off the back of people who wanted their pets to go viral and, in turn, could receive their own benefits in the form of paid sponsorships and promotions.<\/p>\n
Eddie the chihuahua\u2019s owner\/manager, Sue Waters, advised me under no circumstances to put any funding behind promotion.<\/p>\n
She\u2019s never done it, she said, but it helps that she has a background in advertising \u2013 and that she got Eddie during Covid, when everyone had more free time.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe more you post and the more time you spend [online], the more you\u2019re rewarded with visibility,\u201d she said. \u201cIf you\u2019re in a growth phase, trying to get followers and build, you\u2019re wanting to spend up to 10 hours a week [on it]. And it\u2019s not just putting up a post and then walking away and leaving it. You\u2019ve got to interact with people, you\u2019ve got to comment, respond.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2018Just a man enjoying some time in the sun\u2019 \u2026 Murphy sports one of his bandanas. Photograph: Blake Sharp-Wiggins\/The Guardian<\/p>\n
At the same time, \u201cit helps to have something a little bit more than just a cute dog\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cEddie has a personality,\u201d she said. \u201cAnd I put that out there on Instagram.\u201d<\/p>\n
As pure desperation began to hit, I went to the library and printed out flyers of Murphy\u2019s face with a link to his Instagram handle. I would play it the old way, like a newspaper journalist before the invention of computers.<\/p>\n
\u201cHi, I\u2019m Murphy,\u201d the posters read. \u201cMy mum is trying to make me famous on Instagram as a weird social experiment. Please follow me \u2026 Thanks for reading.\u201d<\/p>\n
As I stuck them to poles at a park on Sydney\u2019s foreshore, a pang of sadness hit me. Had it really come to this? Sticking up flyers instead of enjoying a walk with my labrador?<\/p>\n
On the last weekend of the experiment, Murphy and I attended a friend\u2019s 30th birthday. He disappeared for a while and returned to the group covered in a black substance, to cries of laughter that quickly turned into shrieks as it became apparent he\u2019d climbed into a septic tank.<\/p>\n
\u201cShut the doors!\u201d people screamed. My friends urged me to film the disaster for content. I went to get my phone, but a wave of fatigue washed over me. Couldn\u2019t we just enjoy this moment in its pure form? Must everything be turned into a commodity for attention, clicks and likes?<\/p>\n
I walked Murphy away from the group down to the creek, and we shared a poignant moment. I watched him blissfully frolic in the water, unburdened by society\u2019s expectations, just a man enjoying some time in the sun.<\/p>\n
\u201cI could learn a lot from you,\u201d I mused, the smell of shit wafting through the air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Eddie sits at a cafe dressed in a turtleneck and blue beret. \u201cOn a scale of 10-10, rate…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":406593,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[43,44,41,39,42,40],"class_list":["post-406592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-headlines","tag-headlines","tag-news","tag-top-news","tag-top-stories","tag-topnews","tag-topstories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406592\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/406593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}