{"id":408281,"date":"2026-01-12T12:39:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-12T12:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/408281\/"},"modified":"2026-01-12T12:39:10","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T12:39:10","slug":"if-youre-famous-you-should-go-in-the-bike-lane-in-your-car-jeremy-kyle-and-terry-wogans-son-claim-sadiq-khans-cycle-paths-have-ruined-london","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/408281\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cIf you\u2019re famous, you should go in the bike lane in your car\u201d: Jeremy Kyle and Terry Wogan\u2019s son claim Sadiq Khan\u2019s cycle paths have \u201cruined London\u201d \u2013 and suggest motorists could use them as pre-paid \u2018fast lanes\u2019 + more on the live blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, I had the misfortune of stumbling across TalkTV\u2019s \u2018Grumpy Old Men\u2019 programme on YouTube (well, I say \u2018stumbled, Dan sent it to me, the eejit).<\/p>\n<p>In case, you\u2019ve been lucky enough to avoid it, the premise is fairly simple: three, you guessed it, ageing men get together, backed by a laughingly bad faux pub green screen, to complain about things. And shout a lot. And tell terrible jokes. On the internet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/road.cc\/content\/news\/cycling-live-blog-3-december-2025-317121#live-blog-item-72301\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">&gt;\u00a0\u201cIt is just stupid not to wear a helmet\u201d: Richard Madeley blasts \u201cidiot\u201d cyclists without helmets who think they\u2019re \u201cimmortal\u201d \u2013 and calls on spouses to \u201clay down the law\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>First up, there\u2019s Jeremy Kyle, a man who made his name by shouting at working-class people on daytime TV \u2013 a show, you may remember, that was once described by a judge as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/media\/2007\/sep\/24\/television\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">\u201chuman bear-baiting\u201d<\/a> and later pulled from production following the <a href=\"https:\/\/news.sky.com\/story\/jeremy-kyle-show-inquest-into-death-of-guest-steve-dymond-adjourned-due-to-further-family-bereavement-12572173\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">suicide of a guest<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Next, there\u2019s Ash Gould, brother of sports and politics broadcaster Jonny Gould. And finally, hosting the whole thing is Mark Wogan, the son of the late, great Irish TV and radio legend Terry Wogan. Nepotism is alive and well.<\/p>\n<p>The running order was classic TalkTV angry nonsense stuff. They spent most of the 23 minutes on air complaining about apps, security trays at airports, fancy food in restaurants, and having to pay for shopping bags (seriously, what year is this?).<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>So, naturally, we were always going to end up on cycle lanes at some point.<\/p>\n<p>Segueing seamlessly from complaining about escalators in tube stations, and the suggestion that commuters could pay to use the \u2018fast side\u2019 to bypass those standing more easily, Wogan Jnr came up the idea that motorists should also be able to do the same thing: pay extra to use an additional fast lane.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll those bike lanes that Sadiq Khan put in, we could use those!\u201d he said, eliciting a long and audible groan from Mr Kyle at the mere mention of cycling infrastructure.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOr celebrity lanes\u2026 if you are famous, you can go in the bike lane in your car. And just wave at people and be pleased to see you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That jokey transport policy suggestion (or at least I hope he was joking), obviously led to some classic blokey chat about Holly Willoughby, Philip Schofield, and the Queen\u2019s funeral. Which probably means it wouldn\u2019t be the best idea.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/road.cc\/content\/news\/cycling-live-blog-23-September-316023\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">&gt;\u00a0&#8220;Do you pay road tax?&#8221; GB News host admits he jumps red lights while cycling<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, believe it or not, some of TalkTV\u2019s listeners weren\u2019t overly enamoured at the suggestion that cycle lanes \u2013 whether the work of Boris Johnson or Sadiq Khan \u2013 had \u201cruined\u201d London.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Netherlands and other European countries have embraced cycle lanes and are not ruined,\u201d said fleetfut in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMost people who drive in London WANT to, but they don&#8217;t need to,\u201d added David, while Collins claimed: \u201cCycle lanes are the least of London\u2019s problems\u201d (probably best for all of us not to unpick that statement).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" typeof=\"foaf:Image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/screenshot-656.png\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"lazyload\" itemprop=\"image\" width=\"970\" height=\"546\" alt=\"Jeremy Kyle\" title=\"Jeremy Kyle\"\/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/road.cc\/content\/news\/cycling-live-blog-18-august-2022-295309\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">&gt;\u00a0&#8220;I get irrationally angry about cyclists&#8221;: Jeremy Kyle and GB News&#8217; primetime anti-cycling bingo ranting<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, this isn\u2019t the first time Jeremy Kyle has joined in with a game of anti-cycling bingo.<\/p>\n<p>Back in 2022, while standing in for Piers Morgan on his \u2018Uncensored\u2019 TalkTV show (out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh?), Kyle <a href=\"http:\/\/road.cc\/content\/news\/cycling-live-blog-18-august-2022-295309\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">jumped on a stationary bike for a mega\u00a0rant about cyclists<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do you get to use the highways with no licence, no insurance, and without paying any tax, and with absolutely no speed limit? The answer is, of course, as easy as riding a bike&#8230;\u201d he started.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is the only time ever you\u2019ll see me doing this. I get irrationally angry about cyclists, I mean it. Don\u2019t come near me, I\u2019m a cycle-path.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For the next minute-and-a-half Kyle then recited the greatest \u201cwhat\u2019s not to loathe?\u201d anti-cycling hits: cyclists \u201cdressing up like the Tour de France\u201d, the \u201cchaingangs&#8230;riding side by side, whilst us tax-paying motorists queue behind getting later and later and more irate\u201d, \u201cyour Jeremy Vines, with more cameras than Kodak, picking fights and running red lights\u201d\u2026 And on, and on.<\/p>\n<p>Strangely, as if to prove his point, Talk TV then ran a tape showing close passes, motorists hitting cyclists, road rage violence, and a driver about to run a red light&#8230; There you go, Jeremy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Over the weekend, I had the misfortune of stumbling across TalkTV\u2019s \u2018Grumpy Old Men\u2019 programme on YouTube (well,&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":408282,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[569],"tags":[64,63,784,85],"class_list":{"0":"post-408281","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-cycling","8":"tag-au","9":"tag-australia","10":"tag-cycling","11":"tag-sports"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408281\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/408282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}