It featured Fran Drescher\u2019s intolerable vocal tones, George Clooney getting upstaged, and host Nikki Glaser unleashing her comedic fury on the Hollywood friends she made while hosting last year.<\/p>\n
Here are the best jokes, skits and one-liners delivered at the 2026 Golden Globes.<\/p>\n
Nikki Glaser\u2019s opening monologue<\/p>\n
Leo DiCaprio<\/p>\n
\u201cCountless iconic performances. You\u2019ve worked with every great director. You\u2019ve won three Golden Globes, an Oscar, and the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s just insane.\u201d<\/p>\n
George Clooney<\/p>\n
\u201cI know this is unprofessional.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy Nespresso has been coming out kind of watery. I\u2019m wondering is it a pod issue or do you think it might be the filter? Can you troubleshoot it for me?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Rock and Kevin Hart<\/p>\n
\u201cYou (Hart) and the Rock together are my favourite comedy duo. You\u2019re like Steve Martin and Martin Short for people under 50… IQ. We need movies too!\u201d<\/p>\n
Timothee Chalamet<\/p>\n
\u201cNot a lot of people know this, but Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet is the first actor in history to have to put on muscle for a movie about ping pong.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe gained over 60 ounces.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sean Penn<\/p>\n
\u201cA lot of actors talk the talk, but Sean Penn will actually go to the places in the world that need help the most, and he will do cocaine there.<\/p>\n
\u201cI feel we don\u2019t celebrate that enough.<\/p>\n
\u201cSean, I did get permission to tell that joke from your two best friends. Charlie Sheen and El Chapo.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Rose Byrne wins Best Female Actor \u2013 Motion Picture and explains bizarre reason for husband\u2019s absence<\/p>\n
\u201cI wanna thank my husband, Bobby Cannavale, who couldn\u2019t be here because we\u2019re getting a bearded dragon and he went to a reptile expo in New Jersey.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sean Hayes and Will Arnett pile into Jason Bateman while presenting Best Female Actor \u2013 Television \u2013 Musical\/Comedy<\/p>\n
\u201cI think you\u2019re great, I loved Ozark,\u201d Hayes says after the announcers express their distaste for Bateman.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat was it about?\u201d Bateman asks.<\/p>\n
Hayes: \u201cIt was about three seasons too long.\u201d<\/p>\n
Don Cheadle reminds George Clooney of his age while presenting Best Picture \u2013 Drama <\/p>\n
\u201cTimothee (Chalamet), how old are you, 30 years old? He was three the last time you (George) won,\u201d Cheadle riffs.<\/p>\n
Slapping his pal Clooney on the behind, Cheadle concludes: \u201cKock\u2019em dead, Batman\u201d.<\/p>\n
Heated Rivalry stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie undress the crowd while presenting Best Supporting Actor \u2014 TV Series<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a little nerve-wracking being at our first Golden Globes,\u201d Storrie stutters.<\/p>\n
Williams winks, \u201cPicture everyone in the audience… you know\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t really know if that works, considering everyone\u2019s seen us… you know,\u201d Storrie retorts.<\/p>\n
Seth Rogen gloats over win for Best Male Actor \u2013 Television \u2013 Musical\/Comedy to nominees Martin Short and Steve Martin<\/p>\n
\u201cSteven Martin and Martin Short especially, I remember growing up watching you guys my whole life, thinking one day I\u2019m gonna beat them…<\/p>\n
\u201cI did not think that.\u201d<\/p>\n
Judd Apatow recalls a young Nikki Glaser while presenting Best Director \u2014 Motion Picture<\/p>\n
\u201cDid you know Nikki Glaser used to be our babysitter, that\u2019s true, she was our babysitter and she\u2019s like, \u2018I do standup comedy\u2019.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd then I went online and watched her set, and it was all about smoking reefer and having weird sex and then… she stopped being our babysitter.\u201d<\/p>\n
Fran Drescher interrupts Nikki Glaser\u2019s musical take on K-Pop Demon Hunter\u2019s Golden<\/p>\n
\u201cSweetie, you know I love you but you have to stop singing, your voice is so annoying!\u201d Drescher cries.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat means so much coming from you,\u201d Glaser responds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It featured Fran Drescher\u2019s intolerable vocal tones, George Clooney getting upstaged, and host Nikki Glaser unleashing her comedic…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":409798,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[64,63,447,134],"class_list":["post-409797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-celebrities","tag-au","tag-australia","tag-celebrities","tag-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409797\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/409798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}