{"id":498594,"date":"2026-02-23T09:51:22","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T09:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/498594\/"},"modified":"2026-02-23T09:51:22","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T09:51:22","slug":"englands-zombies-have-rapidly-descended-into-collective-brain-fog-in-six-nations-six-nations-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/498594\/","title":{"rendered":"England\u2019s zombies have rapidly descended into collective brain fog in Six Nations | Six Nations 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

The band on the stadium concourse were playing a familiar tune in the immediate aftermath of England\u2019s latest debacle on Saturday. \u201cZombie! Zombie!\u201d the vocalist sang, ostensibly in tribute to Ireland\u2019s record 42-21 victory at Twickenham<\/a>. Alternatively he might just have been riffing on the horribly listless, blank-eyed performance that ended England\u2019s Six Nations title hopes for another year.<\/p>\n

\u201cIn your he-ad, in your he-ad\u2026\u201d The old Cranberries anthem, synonymous with Ireland\u2019s 2023 World Cup campaign in France, will be heard a few more times over the next month if Andy Farrell\u2019s team maintain their revitalised excellence and no-nonsense physical intent. For England\u2019s players, though, the past two weekends have been truly grim, a return to the bad old days they had dared to hope were over.<\/p>\n

Alas, dear reader, we may also have given the impression in these pages before the tournament that England were on the rise. Twelve wins on the spin had certainly encouraged the notion that Steve Borthwick\u2019s side were gaining momentum, even if France were still well ahead of them. Sobering defeats for Ireland, Scotland and Wales on the opening weekend further stoked that breathless narrative. All of which \u2013 ahem \u2013 now feels a long, long time ago.<\/p>\n

At least it has been a timely reminder of how dramatically things can turn if a team are slightly off it or start assuming they have cracked this rugby lark. Or when their opponents opt not to dance to England\u2019s preferred tune. As Scotland and now Ireland have underlined, yesterday\u2019s crowing rooster can rapidly become tomorrow\u2019s feather duster.<\/p>\n

All of which clearly paves the way for England to burst spectacularly into life, thrash both Italy and France away from home and remind their critics they were never too far away. In that event we can formally declare this the most perverse championship of the modern era and throw the trusty old crystal ball into the River Seine on the way home.<\/p>\n

But what if that doesn\u2019t happen? What if the evidence of everyone else\u2019s eyes is not remotely deceiving? Because Italy are arguably slight favourites to beat England in Rome in a fortnight given the visitors have just produced their poorest pair of Six Nations<\/a> performances in years. And, for that reason alone, the foundations of Borthwick\u2019s England project are inevitably back under scrutiny.<\/p>\n

It is fair to say that two weeks ago the management didn\u2019t see this vertical descent coming. Nobody did. But it is now reasonable to ask how and why a team capable of whacking the All Blacks<\/a> for six in November are now struggling to get the ball off the square. For whatever reason, the key areas England thought they had addressed \u2013 leadership, bench impact, aerial dominance, forward turbo thrust and backline rhythm \u2013 have all simultaneously gone awol again.<\/p>\n

Steve Borthwick has a rigid gameplan. Photograph: Bob Bradford\/CameraSport\/Getty Images<\/p>\n

If it were merely a case of a couple of fumbles close to the line, it would be an easy fix. Keep the faith, hopefully they\u2019ll stick next time. But in successive games now England have seemed worryingly unable to see the tactical wood for the trees. Their rigid gameplan is based squarely around control; when that is not forthcoming they look horribly brittle. Their narrow defence is positively encouraging teams to attack them in the wider channels and their minds appear cluttered.<\/p>\n

What other overarching reason can there be \u2013 Irish pressure aside \u2013 for their disintegrating lineout, their vastly experienced fly\u2011half being unable to punt a penalty a few metres into the corner, the regression of their kicking game and, for good measure, another brace of yellow cards? The fireworks that greeted Maro Itoje\u2019s 100th Test appearance for England made the skies over Twickenham pretty murky, but nothing compared with the collective brain fog that followed.<\/p>\n

When good players start displaying the consistency of headless chickens it is generally because they feel confused. And their defence is visibly suffering as a result: England have conceded 73 points and nine tries in only two games. The other giveaway is the conversion rate in the opposition 22. Ireland made nine entries with an average return of 4.3 points each; England made 12 visits that delivered only 1.7 points apiece on average.<\/p>\n

The bigger picture is similarly uncomfortable. In the past 23 years since the 2003 World Cup triumph, guess how many grand slams England have won? One is the answer \u2013 which, for an organisation with the Rugby Football Union\u2019s mega resources, is a disgrace. The Prem elite have also been stubbornly prioritised at the expense of building a stable, virtuous club pyramid and, seemingly, the fostering of more young players capable of thinking for themselves.<\/p>\n

And, ultimately, there also remains a shortage of clear\u2011eyed vision and razor-sharp decision\u2011making within English rugby. Look at Farrell or Shaun Edwards and then ask what really matters in international rugby: is it social media vibes, technocrat waffle and more DJs at half-time? Or is it inspiring man-management and an innate understanding of how best to win the biggest games? England are great at analysing footage in retrospect, rather less so at reacting smartly in real time \u00e0 la Ireland\u2019s scrum-half Jamison Gibson-Park.<\/p>\n

The excellent Stuart McCloskey, Rob Baloucoune and Caelan Doris would also presently walk into the England team, and significant changes appear inevitable for Italy. But if their main men are either knackered, out of form or past it, an instantaneous revival becomes even trickier. And what\u2019s that coming over the hill? Why, the Springboks in Johannesburg in July. Between now and then England\u2019s \u201czombies\u201d need to wake up fast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The band on the stadium concourse were playing a familiar tune in the immediate aftermath of England\u2019s latest…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":498595,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[567],"tags":[64,63,760,85],"class_list":["post-498594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-rugby","tag-au","tag-australia","tag-rugby","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498594\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/498595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}