{"id":529845,"date":"2026-03-09T23:56:09","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T23:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/529845\/"},"modified":"2026-03-09T23:56:09","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T23:56:09","slug":"hilarious-mascot-theft-strikes-aussies-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/529845\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Mascot Theft Strikes Aussies Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A multinational effort is underway to recover the Australian Paralympic Team\u2019s beloved mascot Bruce the Emu, who has allegedly been abducted from outside the team\u2019s residential quarters in the Paralympic Village in Cortina.<\/p>\n<p>A brazen ransom note was discovered by horrified Australian staff in an umbrella basket outside the team\u2019s operations space late on Monday.<\/p>\n<p>In a shocking twist, Italian security officers are believed to have detained members of the Slovakian curling team as part of their investigation, declaring they will leave no curling stone unturned in their search for answers.<\/p>\n<p>The ransom note claimed that Bruce \u2013 a five-foot brass one-legged emu \u2013 was \u201csafe and receiving the best care\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe respect the tradition of mascot stealing and it will return to you soon!\u201d it said.<\/p>\n<p>Hand-writing experts are analysing the note, indicating the culprit or culprits are among the 611 athletes from 55 nations competing at the Games.<\/p>\n<p>The Australian Paralympic Team\u2019s security attach\u00e9, Olivia Cruise, said Bruce was believed to have disappeared between 9pm and 10.30pm on Sunday night.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve contacted some of our allies, including from Canada, Great Britain and Germany, who have offered resources to help in the search,\u201d Cruise said. \u201cPaolo from Village security said they were scouring CCTV for evidence. We just want to hashtag #bringbruceback.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Australian team officials have placed flyers around the Village calling for Bruce\u2019s return.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBruce has been a permanent and popular fixture at Australian Paralympic Team residences since Rio 2016,\u201d Chef de Mission Ben Troy said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s been through a lot, including being kidnapped during the Paris Paralympics in 2024. We plead for Bruce\u2019s safe and immediate return \u2013 no questions asked.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Image-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9556837\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>By: David Sygall, Paralympics Australia<\/p>\n<p>Published: 10 March 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A multinational effort is underway to recover the Australian Paralympic Team\u2019s beloved mascot Bruce the Emu, who has&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":529846,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[64,63,44],"class_list":["post-529845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-australia","tag-au","tag-australia","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529845\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/529846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}