{"id":595608,"date":"2026-04-09T12:06:11","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T12:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/595608\/"},"modified":"2026-04-09T12:06:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T12:06:11","slug":"dr-chris-brown-reveals-weird-pet-names-hes-encountered-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/595608\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr Chris Brown reveals \u2018weird\u2019 pet names he\u2019s encountered at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Star vet Doctor Chris Brown has revealed a collection of pet names that he considers to be quite the cat-astrophe. <\/p>\n<p>Taking to social media, the Bondi vet shared a list that is a far cry from your typical \u2018Lucky\u2019 or \u2018Max\u2019. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you ready for this?\u201d the 47-year-old begun in a <a class=\"body-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reels\/DW3bUw2kzYu\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"www.instagram.com\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">video<\/a> titled \u201cthe best\/worst pet names in vet hospital history\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>When you see the list, you\u2019ll understand why it was necessary for him to ask.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"poster-img\" src=\"https:\/\/content.api.news\/v3\/images\/bin\/db4760da2471de1e1ad319961254c365\" data-sctrack=\"op-poster-img\" alt=\"Dr Chris Brown reveals best\/worst pet names\" fetchpriority=\"high\"\/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a strong start straight out of the gate with a pet by the name of \u201cWoodja\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs in Woodja stop doing that,\u201d the vet joked. <\/p>\n<p>Next up is a fish named \u201cSwim Shady\u201d, an obvious nod to the real Slim Shady \u2013 Eminem. <\/p>\n<p>He lists off a few more that would be difficult to call out at the dog park without sounding like you\u2019re calling for royalty, including \u201cElfa, as in L for Labrador\u201d, as well as \u201cPrince Leopold I, Prince Leopold II, and Prince Leopold III.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Next is the trifecta of butts. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cButthole, Butthead and Buttface,\u201d Dr Brown shared with an impressively straight face. <\/p>\n<p>Next is potentially the most creative of the bunch \u2013 a rooster by the name of \u201cCluck Norris\u201d and a cat by the name of \u201cChairman Meow\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>Other \u201cweird\u201d names featured included Goji, Cacao, Chia, Coconut and Spirulina \u2013 and no, it\u2019s not a shopping list that\u2019s accidentally made its way into this article, just a pack of dogs. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBasically, all the ingredients for a superfood smoothie,\u201d the vet said. <\/p>\n<p>However, the last name is perhaps the one that stuck with Dr Brown the most, with his caption jokingly admitting he had \u201cthe sedation ready\u201d and on standby for the examination. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSatan. Who was actually quite lovely,\u201d he revealed.<\/p>\n<p>The comment section was quick to point out its favourites from the list. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cChairman Meow is top tier,\u201d one person praised. <\/p>\n<p>Another applauded: \u201cCluck Norris is a winner.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI heard nothing after \u2018Woodja!\u2019\u201d a third joked. <\/p>\n<p>Others chimed in with their own wild and wacky pet name encounters. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cKendrick Galah,\u201d one user shared as a nod to rapper Kendrick Lamar. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI worked with a security German Shepherd called Kostya and if he came for you it really did,\u201d another shared. <\/p>\n<p>A mother added: \u201cMy son\u2019s snake is Hiss Hemsworth.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Last year, Dog Friendly Co revealed a list of the country\u2019s top dog names, drawn from more than 400,000 personalised harnesses. <\/p>\n<p>Luna, Frankie and Archie hit the top three spots as the most popular names for pooches living down under.<\/p>\n<p>Other notable mentions include Lola, Bella and Alfie \u2013 all names we\u2019ve likely come across in the pet world. <\/p>\n<p>However, among the names were also some iconic nods to our Aussie way, including the little sausage dog named Bunnings and Bindi in a sweet nod to the Irwins. <\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Star vet Doctor Chris Brown has revealed a collection of pet names that he considers to be quite&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":595609,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[290753,64,63,290761,4810,598,447,31366,290762,167600,290749,290751,134,290754,213366,290760,290764,290755,290767,290765,290768,121507,290752,290769,290748,290766,290759,290757,290758,290750,290763,290756],"class_list":{"0":"post-595608","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-aquatic-friends","9":"tag-au","10":"tag-australia","11":"tag-best-worst-pet","12":"tag-bright-lights","13":"tag-brown","14":"tag-celebrities","15":"tag-chris-brown","16":"tag-cluck-norris","17":"tag-comment-section","18":"tag-dog-friendly-co","19":"tag-dog-park","20":"tag-entertainment","21":"tag-funniest-pet-names","22":"tag-lauren-robinson","23":"tag-notable-mentions","24":"tag-odd-names","25":"tag-pet-name-encounters","26":"tag-pet-names","27":"tag-petbarn-foundation","28":"tag-puppies-dive","29":"tag-sausage-dog","30":"tag-security-german","31":"tag-sedation-ready","32":"tag-star-vet","33":"tag-stop-doing","34":"tag-top-dog-names","35":"tag-unhinged-pet-names","36":"tag-vet-jokes","37":"tag-viral-parenting-hack","38":"tag-wacky-pet-name","39":"tag-wildest-pet-names"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=595608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/595609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=595608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=595608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=595608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}