For the past week, I have driven the width of Florida, from Jacksonville to Miami, to get a better understanding of this program. Throughout the journey, I have honed the basic strategies of the gator hunt: its tools, techniques, taboos, and best practices. I have sat in tiny boats, floating on green lagoons whose murky depths teem with 12-foot leviathans. I have locked eyes with the terrifying alphas of the swamp, and I\u2019ve cradled freshly hatched younglings in search of a sweaty fen to call their own. I\u2019m now savvy enough to know what a midsized adult male gator could fetch on the open market. What remains a mystery to me, however, is why this particular alligator\u2014floating peacefully in a retention pond\u2014was deemed to be a threat. The more time I\u2019ve spent around these animals, the less sure I\u2019ve become that anyone could ever make such a determination.<\/p>\n
Most native Floridians maintain a blithe attitude toward their reptilian neighbors. Living alongside alligators is, as one friend from Orlando, who was annoyed I was writing about this at all, told me, \u201ca nonissue.\u201d (\u201cThey\u2019re in every suburban retention pond, and they\u2019re very easy to avoid,\u201d he scoffed.) But the Florida government keeps the program around for when one of the animals shows up in a swimming pool or community lake or, really, anywhere else a human being might not want one. Headlines about horrific attacks<\/a>, however rare and isolated, surely do not help. The hotline is in easy reach to assuage those fears. In total, trappers killed 184,047 nuisance gators between the years of 1997 and 2021<\/a>.<\/p>\n I never did learn exactly why the suburban Tampa alligator had been reported as a nuisance. There were indeed rumors of dogs getting too close to the water and macabre fantasies of toddlers getting swallowed whole. Mostly, though, it seemed that someone in the neighborhood simply wanted this alligator gone, because alligators make them uncomfortable.<\/p>\n Walters and I lift the alligator up onto the tailgate of his Dodge, its cabin glinting with miscellaneous gator-trapping equipment, most of which is necessary only if you\u2019re taking down a monster twice the size of the one in our hands. The neighborhood children lope down the sidewalk from all angles, their parents a few paces behind. Word has spread quickly of our bounty. The kids want a picture with the gator, which is motionless and defeated but not yet dead. Walters produces a waxy, burnt-orange wallet indented with scales, teasing the crowd about the fate that may someday befall this unfortunate animal.<\/p>\n A woman walks up to the crown of the creature, its scales drying out. \u201cPoor thing,\u201d she says, resting a hand on its back. It blinks its eyes against the black tape. Walters hauls the gator into the cargo bed and closes the tailgate. It thrashes around for a while, thumping the truck with tectonic force as we merge onto the highway. A few minutes later, it crawls to the darkest corner it can find and goes quiet.<\/p>\n Had something gone wrong with this capture, there is a chance I\u2019d be down a finger. The alligator is an apex predator, after all. But what I went on to see in Florida made it clear which animal had a more rational fear of the other.<\/p>\n The story of the American alligator doubles as one of the greatest conservation successes in history. The earliest known alligatoroidea appeared 87\u00a0million years ago and are differentiated from their cousins in the broader crocodilian milieu for their U-shaped snout, their aversion to salt water, and a unique skeletal formation that allows the bottom of their jaw to slip neatly inside its upper half. (This is why an alligator\u2019s top teeth protrude with carnivore menace when its mouth is closed.) There is some debate about when the American alligator came into its evolutionary prime, but fossils with a modern physiological structure are at least 7\u00a0million years old. Some of those remnants have been found as far north as western Canada, suggesting that during warmer epochs, alligators\u2014or something like them\u2014could be found across the continent, before cooling temperatures restricted them to its muggy southeastern reaches. The animal\u2019s name was coined by the French zoologist Georges Cuvier, who formalized the genus Alligator. The term is likely a corruption of the Spanish word for \u201cthe lizard,\u201d el lagarto, a term that early Floridian colonists used to identify the dinosaurian beasts in their waterways when the state was still a possession of Spain.<\/p>\n The Alligator genus contains only two species: the American alligator and the critically endangered Chinese alligator, the latter of which suffered apocalyptic habitat destruction as the marshlands of the Yangtze River were woven into rice paddies and today maintains a population of fewer than 200 in the wild. For a time, it seemed as if the American alligator were destined for a similar fate. The reptile\u2019s native biome, a wide band of wetlands ranging from South Carolina to Texas, steadily eroded with settler expansion. By the late 19th century, as alligator leather became a luxury textile, poachers hunted the animal to the brink of extinction. According to one estimate<\/a>, 3.5\u00a0million alligators were killed in Louisiana alone between 1890 and 1930. By the 1950s, some conservationists feared that only 100,000 alligators still existed in North America.<\/p>\n This trend line reversed completely with the passage of the Endangered Species Act, signed into law by Richard Nixon in 1973. The measure granted the American alligator protected status, and the government heavily restricted gator hunting, prohibited the sale of wild hides, and enforced environmental safeguards on wetlands. The population flourished afterward. Today there are some 5\u00a0million alligators in the United States, with 1.3\u00a0million just in Florida. In fact, the scale of the rebound is so strong that some zoologists\u2014like Frank Mazzotti, a professor involved in Croc Docs, a crocodilian-centric research program at the University of Florida\u2014theorize that those midcentury conservationists, who did not have access to satellite imagery or fancy-schmancy tracking data, may have overestimated just how endangered the American alligator was in the first place.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve read the journals of the hunters of that era, and they only hunted alligators in the areas they had access to,\u201d Mazzotti tells me. \u201cThose alligators maintained a strong population in wetlands that those hunters couldn\u2019t get to. That\u2019s one of the reasons for why they responded to the conservation efforts so quickly.\u201d<\/p>\n Whatever the case, by 1987 the American alligator had demonstrated enough staying power that the animal was taken off the endangered species list. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission\u2014better known as FWC\u2014formally decriminalized alligator hunting a year later, allowing adventurers to once again prowl the state\u2019s public swamps, albeit under institutional scrutiny. Hunting licenses are scarce and monstrously expensive, running $271.50 for Florida residents and in the low four figures for anyone outside the state, and are all awarded via raffle.<\/p>\n The FWC had already created the Statewide Nuisance Alligator Program almost a decade earlier, owing to that reputed \u201cincreasing incidence of alligator attacks on humans.\u201d When I reached out to the commission for further context, a representative told me that between Florida\u2019s increasing population and expanding tourism sector in the 1970s, the agency was \u201creceiving more alligator-related complaints,\u201d which made \u201ccase-by-case relocation increasingly impractical.\u201d Therefore, the nuisance system was established to \u201cprovide a consistent, regulated way to address alligators\u201d while conserving their density in the wild.<\/p>\n But that representative also conceded that alligator bites are \u201crelatively rare,\u201d and that the program doesn\u2019t specifically exist to euthanize the animals after they have deliberately attacked a human being. This point is reflected in the commission\u2019s own records. The FWC has tabulated the number of statewide unprovoked alligator bites<\/a>\u2014as in, conflict with an alligator that can\u2019t be chalked up to harassment or mishandling\u2014consecutively every year since 1971. During that time, just 342 of those incidents have been classified as \u201cmajor,\u201d meaning that the injuries sustained required serious medical intervention. (Of those attacks, 32 were fatal.) Minor attacks, a term that refers to injuries that can be patched up without a trip to the hospital, are rarer; the FWC counts only 153 across the same period. Add up those figures, and Florida has witnessed 495 unprovoked bites in 55 years\u2014averaging out to about nine annually. For what it\u2019s worth, 1977 was a relatively high-water mark for gator carnage, with 14 incidents, which may further explain why the FWC moved to intervene.<\/p>\n All of this is to say that alligators are typically shy, defensive, and preternaturally uninterested in human conflict, a reality internalized by longtime Floridians. The FWC seems to agree: In all its published material about alligator safety, it reiterates that as long as state residents maintain a deferential distance from the creatures, a peaceful d\u00e9tente will reign in the swamp. In fact, the No.\u00a01 thing you don\u2019t want to do, according to the FWC<\/a>, is feed your local alligators, because that will allow them to \u201covercome their natural wariness\u201d and \u201clearn to associate people with food.\u201d<\/p>\n These conclusions are echoed in a study conducted by Mazzotti\u2019s team<\/a> that found that 96 percent of gator bites, going back as far as the 18th century, are the result of \u201crisky behavior\u201d by the victim rather than overt aggressiveness from the animal. Mazzotti judges that risky behavior on a gradient: The high end constitutes something like night swimming in gator-infested waters after a few glasses of wine; the low end is closer to playing fetch with a small dog along the edge of a silty lake. And, really, when you consider the diverse fauna of the crocodilian kingdom, the only conclusion to draw is that Americans lucked out. If the lowlands of Florida were instead swollen with, say, the much larger Nile crocodile\u2014which is native to sub-Saharan Africa, doesn\u2019t discriminate about the warm-blooded mammals it feasts upon, and therefore gorges on hundreds of human bodies a year\u2014we\u2019d be in a lot more trouble.<\/p>\n Still, the nightmare of being minced to death by a hungry reptile, jaws packing the punch of a shotgun, does happen, and it can happen to you. There are stories of grandmothers getting engulfed by a toothy maw while walking their dog<\/a> or strolling the grounds of a sedate golf course<\/a>. In 2023, a panicked man in Largo called the police after spotting an alligator lounging in a canal with the masticated remains of a woman\u2019s body. (\u201cI just couldn\u2019t believe it was real,\u201d he told CBS<\/a>.) And then there was last May, when the world was transfixed by the tragedy of Cynthia Diekema, who was canoeing with her husband Dave on Tiger Creek, an outlying watercourse connected to Lake Kissimmee, which happens to be the home of Florida\u2019s second-highest concentration of alligators. According to a widely covered FWC report, their canoe rolled over an 11-footer lying flat in the waters. The gator thrashed, tipping over the vessel. The next thing Dave saw was his wife\u2019s torso crushed in the animal\u2019s mouth. He recalled her having a \u201cpuzzled\u201d look on her face. Dave attempted to pry her body free of the gator\u2019s grip to no avail, and it swam away. When authorities tracked down the creature, it still hadn\u2019t let go of Diekema.<\/p>\n \u201cOur hearts are shattered!\u201d wrote Dave in the caption of the only Instagram post he\u2019s made since. Attached is a photo of Diekema, looking game for adventure in hiking shoes and a pink blouse, sitting on a trailside rock. \u201cMy beautiful angel has flown home to be with her savior.\u201d<\/p>\n Before going out on patrol with Walters, I needed to purchase what the state of Florida calls an alligator trapping agent license. The paperwork would effectively grant me the legal authority to handle gators so long as I was working with someone deputized as a nuisance trapper. I expected a lengthy vetting process, complete with a monthslong waiting period and multiple-choice competency quizzes about gator biomechanics, fail-safes, and emergency protocols, in the same way one would demonstrate the ability to parallel park before being allowed to drive a car. But no, I did the whole thing on my phone in about five minutes. The license cost $54.83, and all the form really asked for was my name and Social Security number. Upon checkout, I clicked through pop-up ads attempting to upsell me on other wildlife accoutrements\u2014long-sleeved T-shirts stamped with the FWC logo, a plastic card embossed with my name and newly attained credentials, and so on. I declined all options and texted Walters that I had my license. \u201cHired,\u201d he responded.<\/p>\n The home that Walters lives in, nestled in a serene stretch of suburbs in Tampa\u2019s northwestern corridor, is quiet, roomy, and rich with the scent of alligator leather. It is also absolutely covered with Confederate memorabilia. A map of the seceding states, excising everything north of the Mason-Dixon line, hangs on the wall of the small alcove he uses as an office. Next to it is an ornate, sepia-toned certificate that christens the recipient a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. Throughout our long day of gator wrangling, he gripes about PETA, communists, Northerners, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and his own liberal-leaning brother.<\/p>\n Walters whips out his phone and proudly shows me a photo of himself bundled in a parka, standing in the frigid Washington air on Jan.\u00a06, 2021. (Walters assures me that he did not enter the Capitol, but, nevertheless, the \u201cguys with three letters\u201d still came \u201cbanging at his door.\u201d) For the rest of the day, as we drive across town, he pelts me with hardcore MAGA invective, covering terrain that is genuinely avant-garde. For instance: Walters is of the opinion that manatees aren\u2019t endangered, that the whole thing is a liberal conspiracy. Among the constellation of reactionary bumper stickers on the back of his truck, one features a cartoon alligator coiled around seven blocky words: Florida Is Where Woke Goes to Die.<\/p>\n Walters has with him a clipboard pinned with a thick stack of nuisance gator ransoms, each printed with an address, the estimated size of the creature, and a brief description of the complaint (\u201calligators are in HOA community pond behind address\u201d). Together, those bounties are our itinerary for the afternoon. We roll into yet another gleaming arm in the upper-crust Florida exurbs, the sun glittering on the surface of a tropical-blue basin encircled by gorgeous waterfront homes, and set up shop on the supersaturated green lawn of a lavish estate. We are told that there is a 7-footer somewhere underneath the freckled shimmer of the water. Walters has already been out here several times to try to catch it. He connects his phone to a Bluetooth speaker, which plays a gurgling warble on a loop. It\u2019s a YouTube video titled \u201cBaby Alligator Call Sounds.\u201d<\/p>\n Luke Winkie<\/p>\n The creature never appears. I\u2019m not surprised\u2014the lake is huge, and we\u2019re covering only one small corner of it. I suggest traversing the circumference to see if any obvious ridges materialize on the horizon, but Walters says that such a tactic runs afoul of the strict dictums of nuisance trapping. The contract we are on is restricted to the address of the resident who has filed it, and no others. \u201cThat person over there might like the alligator,\u201d says Walters, gesturing across the waterway. \u201cBut this one doesn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n We return to the truck, where Walters receives an emergency phone call. Someone in his jurisdiction has discovered a 2-foot-long alligator in their backyard and they want it removed immediately. Sure enough, upon arrival, a family of four is standing vigil around the puny animal, petrified in the tall, dewy grass. No hooks or harpoons are necessary for this case; Walters casually jabs at the gator with a metal pike. It jolts to life, snapping haplessly at the much larger man disturbing it. Walters circles behind the gator\u2019s eyeline and scoops it up with one hand, holding its head perpendicular to his chest. In another world, had this family not called the hotline, the alligator would have likely moved along\u2014slipping out of the yard and down a storm drain, savoring the rejuvenating water, because with time, all alligators eventually return to water. But we do not live in this world, so Walters tapes the reptile\u2019s mouth shut and places the animal in a burlap sack. He twists the top tight. It will sit below the truck console for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n That gator, like every other one that Walters catches, will earn him a $50 stipend from the state of Florida. That doesn\u2019t sound like much, and it isn\u2019t, but it actually constitutes a raise from the $30 the FWC was paying up until 2023. (This is why Walters, like many others in the field, has a number of side hustles around the alligator industry<\/a>, including airboat tours, hunting guides, and equipment sales.) Still, the bulk of the profit in nuisance trapping has always been derived from the alligator itself, which, from the moment it\u2019s captured, is considered to be the trapper\u2019s property. Historically, this meant a drive to the local tannery. The gator\u2019s skin would be cured into leather and sent overseas to the bigwig European fashion houses\u2014Gucci and Herm\u00e8s in particular\u2014for wallets, luggage, and handbags. But that market isn\u2019t what it used to be. These days, those same fashion brands prefer to purchase from boutique alligator and crocodile farms, where the animals are hatched from eggs and raised in pens, then produce a pristine, unvarnished hide. Wild gators, on the other hand, are blemished from the scars of the swamp, and manufacturers are now less inclined to turn their patchy, mottled leather into shoes.<\/p>\n \u201cThose farmed alligators give you a perfect skin, and it crushed the wild market,\u201d says Dave Travers, owner of Sebring Custom Tanning, a store that has been churning out alligator leather since 1959. \u201cThere was a time back in the early \u201990s where it was $65 a foot for wild skins. Now you can get them for $10.\u201d<\/p>\n Instead, the big money for nuisance trappers is to sell their alligators to a different kind of alligator farm\u2014one that essentially functions as an enclosed hunting ground, where trophy chasers pay exorbitant fees to claim an alligator carcass in a controlled environment, with a 100-percent-guaranteed success rate, without interfacing with the various legal tendrils regulating public land. The procedure has been derided by many hunters as a \u201ccanned hunt,\u201d in that it forcibly eliminates a gator\u2019s chance to elude the sportsman. Nonetheless, these hunts have proved extremely popular, and dozens of farms across Florida offer them. This has begotten a counterintuitive ecosystem in which wild alligators, basking in lakes and ponds, are ambushed by nuisance trappers, packed into trucks, and driven miles away from home\u2014only to be dumped in another swamp, this one cordoned off by wire fencing, where someone will purchase the opportunity to hunt them all over again.<\/p>\n Participating in these hunts costs a pretty penny. Gator farms charge customers on a sliding scale depending on the length of the animal they want to kill, to say nothing of the commission for harvesting its leather and meat. (Unlike Gucci, people who want to cosplay as alligator hunters for the day care little about the intrinsic qualities of the skin\u2014it is just a trophy, after all.) Central Florida Gator Hunts, one of the industry\u2019s leaders, will help you bag a 12-footer for an eyepopping $6,500. Five-footers, the smallest gators on the menu, are more economical, but they\u2019ll still run you $750. Bill George, a veteran of the alligator business who runs the hunting emporium G&B Gator Gear, tells me that the enclosures themselves can range from wide-open pastures with considerable acreage to \u201ca little pond that someone has put an alligator in.\u201d George also says that these alligator farms often attract out-of-towners seeking a swampland experience that has been exoticized to the max, so some farms are known to accentuate the drama of the hunt, satiating the macho fantasies of their clientele with Disney-style artifice.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve heard of people putting a gator in a walk-in cooler, getting it all lethargic, and then, when a customer comes by, they say, \u2018Oh, look! That\u2019s the one that\u2019s been eating the cows!\u2019\u00a0\u201d George says.<\/p>\n Bullgator Bayou, one of those gator farms, is located conspicuously close to a McDonald\u2019s on a nondescript residential street in St.\u00a0Augustine, Florida. The property is owned and operated by a licensed FWC nuisance trapper named Adam Burch, who loads me into a golf cart fitted with huge cross-country wheels. The two of us drive down the dirt road\u2014crossing wooden bridges that teeter over muddy gullies\u2014until we arrive at a reservoir about the size of a football field. Burch and I pass through the fence that surrounds the enclosure, which feels a little bit like wandering into Jurassic Park, and we climb a watchtower that looms over the bayou. It is there where you can see the dozens of portentous bubble trails fizzing along the water\u2019s surface. There are more than 150 gators here in total, and every one of them is available to be caught.<\/p>\n Burch has been trapping alligators since 2009, and, like everyone else in the trade, he suffered from the collapse of the wild skin market. (\u201cI used to get $40 a foot. That\u2019s never coming back,\u201d he tells me.) So, these days, when Burch seizes an alligator over 6\u00a0feet, he brings it to his farm, buttressing Bullgator\u2019s inventory. The goal is to vertically integrate his share in the nuisance trade, squeezing out the maximum value of his gators without interference from middlemen. \u201cBefore, when I\u2019d catch a gator, people would ask me what was going to happen to it, and I\u2019d say, \u2018It\u2019s getting harvested,\u2019 which is a nice way of saying it\u2019s getting killed,\u201d says Burch. \u201cNow I say, \u2018It\u2019s going to my farm, which is really a hunting preserve.\u2019 The gator may die, but it\u2019s not going to die today.\u201d<\/p>\n Unsurprisingly, Burch says that the majority of his customers come from outside the gator belt and are tacking on a boys\u2019 excursion to a family-friendly Florida vacation. But Burch also maintains that Bullgator\u2019s lagoon\u2014with its coves, inlets, and opaque layer of pond scum obscuring the creatures below\u2014could never be considered the venue of a canned hunt. (\u201cWe aren\u2019t going out there and shooting gators with a gun,\u201d he says.) Burch intends to prove this point to me directly. The two of us pile into an aluminum duck boat and shove off from the lichened shores with a couple of fishing rods in tow. It is feeding time: A pile of meat collected from local grocery stores is strewn on the opposite coast, summoning the reptiles from their aqueous depths. The only thing Burch is mindful of are the two 12-footers here, because, in his words, angering them can get a little spooky.<\/p>\n The author posing with an alligator. It doesn\u2019t take long for Burch to hook a gator. Unlike in the wild, where deft tracking techniques are necessary to snag alligators, if you cast in any direction for long enough at Bullgator Bayou, with its mass abundance of the animals, you will eventually have your bounty on the line. He hands the rod to me, and I fight against the gator\u2019s ripping strength, our boat jerking along with its kinetic power. A few minutes later, the alligator yields. I reel in enough slack to lift its body above the waterline. We had hooked it on the bottom of its hind leg. It never stood a chance.<\/p>\n Burch asks me if I want to bring the alligator back to the dock. I could crawl onto its back, wrestle my arms around its neck, and bind its mouth shut. Burch would take photos, consecrating my mastery of the beast for Instagram or elsewhere. I politely decline. The helpless creature hangs uncomfortably portside, submitted to its fate, one claw suspended unnaturally on the line. The same gator that evokes shrieks of terror from the pebbled beaches of HOA ponds can just as easily be the centerpiece of a bachelor party, fraternity brothers in wraparound shades and mud-stained Ralph Lauren button-downs taking pictures with the carcass dangling from the gallows. The alligator doesn\u2019t change in either context\u2014it is simply there, awaiting execution in the muck.<\/p>\n We grant clemency with a heavy pair of pliers, yanking the hook free. The gator splashes into the umbral water, where it will survive for at least one more day, because Burch has two more hunts booked tomorrow.<\/p>\n Contrary to what I expected, the kayak launch at Lake Kissimmee State Park is not wreathed with a memorial for Cynthia Diekema, the woman killed last May. There are no lily bouquets or driftwood crucifixes blessing the shoreline. The only evidence of what happened here is a large warning sign that was posted by the county sheriff shortly after the incident. (\u201cDue to alligator attacks the public is advised to exercise extreme caution,\u201d it reads.) The tragedy also hasn\u2019t altered the vibes at the small camping ground dotting the entrance to the park, where sunburned men load up airboats with Styrofoam coolers and jingling tackle boxes, preparing for a long day on the water. Walk into the gift shop, and the first thing you\u2019ll see is a massive taxidermied alligator crowned with a straw fishing hat. It lies on top of a wide rack of touristy T-shirts, which are illustrated with yet more gator-themed graphics.<\/p>\n \u201cIt was just an accident,\u201d says a woman working at the campground\u2019s administrative building, who responds to my question\u2014how has this community reckoned with the fact that somebody got devoured on this lake, making tabloid headlines far and wide?\u2014with a broad smile and total serenity.<\/p>\n \u201cI used to tell my husband that we have lived here for 18 years without an incident with an alligator,\u201d she continues. \u201cWell, now we can say there\u2019s been one.\u201d<\/p>\n The two of us are speaking toward the end of my journey across the wetlands of Florida, and after getting to know so many sons and daughters of this state, I\u2019m not surprised by her breeziness about the matter. If there\u2019s one thing I\u2019ve learned during my time here, it is that native Floridians by and large do not think about alligators the same way the rest of the country does. I imagine that if one were to scurry up the nearby riverbed while we were talking, she would react with cautious bemusement, similar to the way outsiders might to a raccoon. In fact, by far the easiest way to mark oneself as an outsider here\u2014uncultured in the way of the still waters\u2014is to be scandalized by these creatures enough to want them destroyed.<\/p>\n And, really, that is what makes the question that\u2019s been eating at me all trip more difficult to answer: What, exactly, is being tarnished when a nuisance alligator is killed? What is the loss? The state\u2019s gator population numbers have been steady for decades, and there does not exist an organized social opposition to the program\u2019s operation. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals\u2019 gator activism is centered on the general leather trade<\/a>, while the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida focuses on the yearly recreational alligator hunt<\/a>.) It is unimpeachably true that an apex predator basking in a swimming pool does constitute a problem\u2014to put it lightly\u2014requiring professional intervention. But still, the anxieties here aren\u2019t material. What lingers is this feeling that removing an alligator from its chosen swamp without just cause is violation of an unspoken code of honor. You could call it un-Floridian.<\/p>\n At least so I gleaned from an 87,000-member-strong Facebook group called \u201cFlorida Alligators,\u201d which mostly features photos of dewy-eyed hatchlings and impressive behemoths, all studded with fawning heart-eye emojis. Occasionally, though, some members of the group froth with outrage when an FWC trapper comes to their neighborhood looking to harvest a beast in their backyard. \u201cWhat can I do to advocate for the gator?\u201d one woman posted, attaching a gallery of grainy surveillance photos she had taken of the marshes behind her apartment building, all rigged up with snares that will surely, someday, entangle the local 7-footer she has come to adore. \u201cWe have been watching him for two years,\u201d she continued. \u201cHe\u2019s never bothered anyone!\u201d<\/p>\n Her anger is slightly misdirected. Those trappers don\u2019t have much of a choice about the contracts they take on. When the state mandates that an alligator be removed, they are expected to deliver results. But the precise criteria the FWC uses to determine nuisance status eluded me. So I called the hotline myself and asked the woman who picked up the phone how the process worked. She told me that if I were complaining about an alligator, an operator would ask a couple of basic questions\u2014if the alligator had approached anyone\u2019s driveway, if someone in the neighborhood had been feeding it\u2014and that any gator on private land is subject to such an interrogation. From there, the agency would make a decision about whether to issue a nuisance bounty. (To put that in perspective, in 2017 the FWC received<\/a> 13,210 nuisance complaints, leading to the removal of 8,455 gators\u2014a conversion rate of almost 65\u00a0percent.)<\/p>\n Still, there are trappers who think this system off-loads much of its judgment to the hotline\u2019s callers and their interpretation of how dangerous an alligator really is. And as I gleaned from the 2-footer in the backyard, frivolous nuisance requests do happen\u2014and that bothers some people in the business.<\/p>\n Consider the case of 67-year-old Allen Register, who refers to himself as a \u201crecovering trapper,\u201d rather than a \u201cformer trapper,\u201d because of the stress he endured in the field. Unlike his peers in the nuisance trade, Register never harvested any of the alligators he caught. Instead, he used them to stock the waters of Gatorama, a roadside zoo that he purchased with his wife in 2004.<\/p>\n Register remembers the exact case that made him ready to quit the job: He was assigned to a juvenile alligator 30 miles away from his home that a woman wanted taken out of a pond on her property. There was just one problem: The pond was completely overgrown with lily pads and cattails. He couldn\u2019t see the water, much less the alligator. \u201cI looked and looked and found nothing,\u201d Register says. \u201cThere could have been three or four gators in there, for all I knew.\u201d<\/p>\n Register eventually decided to set a trap\u2014something he doesn\u2019t like to do, because traps can kill alligators\u2014and returned the following morning. The gator hadn\u2019t taken the bait, but a turtle had. All told, he made 30 trips to the property, baiting and rebaiting the snare. Register would go on to kill a total of five turtles, all inadvertently. He never did find that alligator.<\/p>\n The nuisance contract expired, which was some relief, but the woman refiled her request a year later, for the same alligator. Register\u2019s son took the charge this time around and managed to catch the creature on his first trip. It measured 3\u00a0feet from nose to tail. Register reflected on the time and money he had spent on this bounty\u2014leaving aside his localized turtle extermination campaign\u2014all in pursuit of a gator that represented little threat to anyone. Shortly afterward, he hung up his trapping boots for good.<\/p>\n \u201cIt just wasn\u2019t worth it,\u201d he tells me. \u201cThe nuisance program is a good program. But with the influx of people coming into Florida, they freak out when they see an alligator anywhere close to them\u2014and they call FWC and say, \u2018You\u2019ve got to come get it.\u2019\u00a0\u201d<\/p>\n This is why Chris Gillette, a 37-year-old conservationist better known as @GatorChris<\/a> to his 1.6\u00a0million Instagram followers, envisions a world where anyone moving to Florida is required to take a crash course in the fundamental tenets of alligator management, equipping them with the basic framework for when\u2014and when not\u2014to call the nuisance hotline. The class would instill into these newcomers that many of the state\u2019s freshwater reservoirs are home to at least one or two of the creatures, a fact he thinks ought to be honored rather than feared.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019d be a video that said, \u2018There are alligators here, here\u2019s how to be safe,\u2019 and I think that would solve 90\u00a0percent of the problems,\u201d says Gillette. He suspects that some prospective Floridian homesteaders might be taken aback by such a thesis. Are they meant to simply make peace with the alligators living in their backyard? To this, Gillette would respond: \u201cI mean, kind of. If you want to live in Florida, this is part of living in Florida.\u201d<\/p>\n Luke Winkie<\/p>\n I am speaking to Gillette at his animal rescue sanctuary Bellowing Acres, located in the dank, peaty center of the state\u2014about as far as anyone can get from civilization in Florida. The campus towers with huge wooden corrals, and inside many of the exhibits are alligators that in a past life were deemed to be nuisances by the FWC. Gillette has purchased most of these gators directly from trappers, thus saving them from the hunting grounds. He brings me up close to a gargantuan specimen named Big Mac. He was found on a highway after getting hit by a truck, which had mangled one of his front legs.<\/p>\n \u201cHe was blocking traffic,\u201d Gillette says. \u201cThat was enough to make him a nuisance gator.\u201d<\/p>\n Gillette has worked with alligators his whole life, including a stint on the 2010s Animal Planet reality series Gator Boys, which followed a team of naturalists in the Everglades who attempted to rescue and rehabilitate problem alligators. All of the money he\u2019s made has been reinvested here, into Bellowing Acres, which he hopes to open to the public later this year. The idea is to commute the sentences of as many nuisance gators as possible, spiriting them off to his sanctuary, where they may live out their days in generous captivity. Gillette is aware of the limitations of this plan. Even if there were 100 more facilities like his, there still wouldn\u2019t be nearly enough room to house the thousands of gators processed by the state every year. A certain percentage of the population is always going to be euthanized\u2014that has been the status quo in Florida for centuries. But at the very least, he hopes to provide refuge for the truly ancient creatures of the swamp, who, in his mind, are entitled to a nobler fate than the nuisance program has afforded them. Those alligators must have done something right in their lives to survive for as long as they have, Gillette says, and to him that is worthy of preservation.<\/p>\n \u201cWhen you see an alligator that\u2019s 13\u00a0feet long, that\u2019s probably older than any person making a decision about whether it gets to live or die,\u201d he says. \u201cDoesn\u2019t an animal that impressive deserve your respect, instead of having some guy fly down from New York for the day to shoot it?\u201d<\/p>\n Gillette is of the opinion that alligators are smarter than we realize, that they can be trained and even remember their names when called. He wants people to know that they do have the capacity for sweetness. \u201cThey\u2019re dangerous, but they\u2019re not mindless killing machines,\u201d he says. \u201cThey\u2019re not as bad as people think.\u201d He unlocks the gate of the enclosure and slips inside. Big Mac trudges over to greet him, wobbling on his bad leg. One of his consorts\u2014svelter and more agile\u2014emerges from the water to join them. She stops a few feet away from Gillette, looks up at him with her marble eyes, and cracks open her jaw. When the treat doesn\u2019t come, she turns toward Big Mac and rests her head on his back, the two of them glistening in one of the few sunbeams piercing the canopy overhead. I find myself thinking about how much Gillette loves these creatures, and how this expansive pen communicates that love through raw physical space, the only language he could ever hope they understand.<\/p>\n Still, I naturally wonder how Gillette would respond if something went wrong and, in a flash of violence, Big Mac, the miracle rescue gator, latched on to his leg and twisted into a death roll, severing arteries and snapping bones. But I think I already know the answer to that question. Toward the end of my conversation with Register, I had asked him about an incident last year, when he became one of the very few people on Earth to have been bitten by an alligator. He was hosting what Gatorama calls a feeding show\u2014he holds a chicken leg quarter over the water, and an alligator crests through the waves and crushes the bird with its jaws. It is a routine that Register has performed thousands of times across his career, but on this fateful afternoon, he misjudged the height of the gator\u2019s leap. Its teeth closed around the chicken and the tip of his index finger. It wasn\u2019t a clean bite. Register described the sensation, with the vise grip of the mandibles and extreme gravitational inversion, of having his finger \u201cpopped\u201d off his hand.<\/p>\n \u201cIf he had gotten my middle finger too, I don\u2019t think I would\u2019ve been able to hold on. He would have taken me into the water, where a dozen other gators were in the middle of a feeding frenzy,\u201d Register says. \u201cI would have been dead in 30 seconds.\u201d<\/p>\n Blood squirted. People screamed. Register adjourned the show and headed off to the hospital. He tried to keep his wits about himself, projecting an air of confidence. Because in that moment\u2014staring down at the jagged nub that had been, just moments before, his second-most-important digit\u2014the one thing he was focused on were the kids in the audience. Register would be heartbroken if they grew up to fear alligators, all because he had held a piece of chicken an inch too low.<\/p>\n On the last stop of our night together, Walters and I travel to an upscale gated residential community organized around a golf course, where lavish off-white houses line the rolling fairways\u2014a mixed-use infrastructural endeavor that seems to me uniquely Floridian. We are tracking a tenacious 9-footer that has proved very difficult to catch. The last time Walters was out here, the gator snapped his fishing line without much effort. All day, I\u2019ve wondered why Walters has allowed a reporter to join him on the job. It dawns on me that, more than anything else, he needs the backup.<\/p>\n We set up shop on a verdant patch of tall grass, and keep our eyes on the mellow lagoons where the alligator is known to make its home. Almost on cue, the target emerges from the reedy bulrush. Walters wasn\u2019t kidding about its size. This gator puts the 6-footer we bagged earlier to shame. Its shoulders bulge with hulking, fibrous muscles; its armor looks downright indestructible with its perfect scales. Hooking this beast would be like hooking a block of granite. This is the heavyweight among the welterweights, the true king of the swamp. And now it\u2019s about to be ambushed on its evening swim.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \n Alexander Sammon <\/a><\/p>\n We lash two fishing lines on the gator and reel it in slowly, gently coaxing it into striking distance. Oddly enough, the creature seems unfazed by the pressure and doesn\u2019t put up much resistance. Walters tosses out the grappling hook and punctures its hide. This rouses the alligator more, but it still keeps the bulk of its power hidden, almost as if it hasn\u2019t perceived us as a worthy threat. Then Walters reaches for a tool I haven\u2019t seen him use before, a hollow pole filled with razor-thin wire that spools out into a loop at the end. He lowers the pole into the water and collars the gator\u2019s neck. The wire extends, feeding out slack like a leash. A crowd amasses to witness the theater from their porches, and Walters plucks a reluctant volunteer from the bystanders for more help. With the wire and the rope as leverage, this volunteer and I are instructed to heave the gator out of the water and onto the sloping bank of the pond, holding it in place so Walters can apply the finishing touches of his capture: wrestling the animal to the ground, binding its mouth, blacking out its eyes.<\/p>\n And then, at long last, the alligator comes to life. We hoist the creature onto the shore, where the gravity of its terrible predicament crystallizes in its cold reptilian mind. More importantly, it realizes that it is much, much stronger than the three men trying to detain it. The beast musters a hasty retreat, straining against our hooks with all of its might toward the refuge of the pond, and I finally experience the wrath of a desperate alligator. The thrum it puts on my rope is unreal. It feels like trying to hold on to a 747 as it rounds the corner for takeoff. I lock my fists together, sweat beading on my forehead, feet slipping on the grass. I\u2019m losing ground. If the gator makes it back to the waterline, it will surely break my grip, and who knows what that means for Walters. So I drop to a knee and wrap the rope over my shoulder, maximizing my meager anchor point. Walters, sensing the momentum shift, bellows at us to hold tight for just a few seconds longer.<\/p>\n Walters finishes binding up the alligator, and, exhausted and confused, the beast finally relents. All of us pull its enfeebled body onto the sidewalk. I sit on its back to prevent another escape attempt, steering clear of all the gnarly hooks pockmarking its flesh. The creature whips its head toward me, exhaling a primordial, snakelike hiss. If it sheds those shackles\u2014if the pulverizing force of its jaws splinters the tape\u2014it would kill me in an instant. You couldn\u2019t say I didn\u2019t have it coming.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Florida Has Sentenced Some Alligators to a Terrible Fate. No One Realizes Exactly How Horrifying It Is. 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