{"id":840816,"date":"2026-08-03T00:34:11","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T00:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/840816\/"},"modified":"2026-08-03T00:34:11","modified_gmt":"2026-08-03T00:34:11","slug":"the-block-2026-episode-1-recap-first-tears-in-the-block-season-22-come-in-first-episode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/840816\/","title":{"rendered":"The Block 2026 episode 1 recap: First tears in The Block season 22 come in first episode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">How do you win The Block in 2026? According to judge Darren Palmer, you build a home fit for Kim Kardashian.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Palmer\u2019s hot tip leaves all five fresh-faced teams stunned \u2014 and one contestant reduced to tears of pure disbelief. They are right to be unnerved. Kardashian fans know the reality icon favours a home style that closely mirrors the shapewear that made her a fortune: endless curved lines swathed in a sea of beige.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">After name-dropping Kimmy K as the ultimate style inspiration for 2026, Palmer explained that Mt Eliza buyers want homes that whisper quiet luxury (though, let\u2019s be honest, there is nothing quiet about a Kardashian). He laid it out simply: the brief is light, white, and bright, with zero tolerance for rustic vibes, dark tones, or heavy timber panelling.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Unfortunately, Darren\u2019s advice came a bit late. Teams had already locked in key fixtures for their very first challenge: a guest bedroom reveal which will determine who gets which house. Brisbane interior designer Sev \u2014 who had hit the ground running with her bestie Courtney on a dark, moody concept \u2014 was left weeping as she realised they\u2019d missed the mark before even hammering a single nail.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">\u201cI just thought, oh my god, I\u2019ve stitched us up and I\u2019ve got this all wrong,\u201d Sev said. \u201cShook, I\u2019m really shook.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">RELATED<a href=\"https:\/\/www.realestate.com.au\/news\/the-block-2026\/?campaignType=external&amp;campaignChannel=syndication&amp;campaignName=ncacont&amp;campaignContent=reaart&amp;campaignSource=newscomau&amp;campaignPlacement=strap\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">: Everything you need to know about The Block 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.realestate.com.au\/news\/the-block-couple-sell-mornington-home-for-186m\/?campaignType=external&amp;campaignChannel=syndication&amp;campaignName=ncacont&amp;campaignContent=&amp;campaignSource=newscomau&amp;campaignPlacement=realestatemodule\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Block 2025 contestants\u2019 huge payout after auction fail<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.realestate.com.au\/news\/home-first-season-of-the-block-pulled-from-auction\/?campaignType=external&amp;campaignChannel=syndication&amp;campaignName=ncacont&amp;campaignContent=&amp;campaignSource=newscomau&amp;campaignPlacement=realestatemodule\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Season 1 Block home pulled from auction<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150624\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150624\" data-capiid=\"d454117d5d5c21937b2d4e069c07d9cc\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 1280 720&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150624\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Interior designer Sev (right) with her project manager bestie Courtney, provides the first tears of The Block 2026.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Wiping away discreet tears, Sev quickly hatched a dubious rescue mission: smothering their brand-new, dark blue wardrobes in micro-cement to achieve the sort of sleek, featureless look that might earn a Kardashian seal of approval.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Despite the early panic, Sev and Courtney enter the season as clear frontrunners. Sev brings professional design chops, while Courtney is secretly a construction project manager \u2014 a detail they are carefully hiding from the rest of the group by claiming Courtney works in \u201cadmin\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Courtney boisterously noted that job sites are chaotic and she knows how to handle the heat, boasting that she had renovated 110 bathrooms in the previous three weeks alone.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150625\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150625\" data-capiid=\"cc2347ccac9478de535a227cfe1a3d27\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 1280 720&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150625\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bush bogans Adam and Jolene get their first taste of Block reality.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">They face some colourful competition, starting with Adam and Jolene,<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">who proudly refer to themselves as the \u201cbush bogans\u201d. Hailing from outback South Australia, this blended family with five teenagers isn\u2019t playing modest, with former chippie Adam freely admitting they aren\u2019t classy, swear too much, and are very much rough diamonds. Then there\u2019s paramedic Lisa and FIFO worker Rosco from Perth, who left their two-year-old son Lando (safe to assume they\u2019re either Star Wars or F1 fans) back home.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">\u201cLet\u2019s make an agreement that anything we say or do in the next 12 weeks cannot be used against each other in our marriage,\u201d Lisa wisely pledged as they rolled up.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">They shook on it, though whether that marital contract holds up under pressure is anyone\u2019s guess.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150626\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150626\" data-capiid=\"d184a3add58ccfa8002d876c21052f28\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 768 1024&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150626\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lisa and Rosco arrive on the Mt Martha site.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Adding plenty of brawn to the mix are Gold Coast couple Chantel and<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Wyatt, \u201cBig Dog\u201d. Chantel is a stay-at-home mum of three, an activewear seller, and a qualified carpenter. Wyatt, meanwhile, is an online coach and dabble-actor who seems more at home stirring protein powder into his morning oats than mixing cement, but his He-Man physique promises top-tier heavy-lifting power.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Host Scotty Cam rightly dubbed him \u201ca very big unit\u201d. Naturally, the pair met at the gym when Wyatt paused leg day to ask for Chantel\u2019s Instagram \u2014 a modern-day fairy tale.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Finally, there\u2019s Melbourne father-daughter duo Rick and Tayla.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150627\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150627\" data-capiid=\"efda7bb0965ce20f09df98e21182ca72\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 768 1024&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150627\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Chantel and Wyatt\u2019s first day on site.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Rick is a veteran builder with 40 years under his belt, while Tayla is a hyper-energetic personal trainer competing for her six-year-old son, Hendrix. Tayla wasted no time making an impression, literally leaping into Scotty Cam\u2019s arms upon arrival. Whether her boundless enthusiasm endears her to the housemates after three weeks of shared living remains to be seen.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150628\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150628\" data-capiid=\"eb69013e2d1d1b2e085279a8e5b5c0cf\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 1280 720&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150628\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tayla gives Scott Cam a very warm welcome.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Speaking of shared living, The Block threw a massive curveball this year by forcing all five teams to live together under one roof in a giant share house renovated by last year\u2019s contestants, Emma and Ben. While Chantel and Wyatt were thrilled to discover a fully stocked gym and a mountain of protein powder, no one else was keen on bunking with the opposition.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Courtney sneered that she\u2019d rather sleep in a swag than under the same roof as her rivals, while Adam and Jolene felt like they\u2019d won the lottery when they were banished to a cozy caravan in the backyard.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150629\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150629\" data-capiid=\"d59b0bed6635a032243175ac4f5b3acf\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 1280 720&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150629\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The cast will be unlikely share housemates during the season.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Strategising gets tricky when your competition is eating cereal across the breakfast bar, but the pressure doesn\u2019t stop there. Mt Eliza council restrictions mean contestants are capped at strict local working hours: standard 7am to 6pm shifts weekdays, 9am to 3pm Saturdays, and tools down completely on Sundays.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Rick panicked at the thought of the tight schedule compared to previous years, and then promptly wasted precious time misreading the plans and insulating the wrong room altogether.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">On the financial front, each team receives $250,000 cash, $500,000 in Block Bucks, and a $40,000 Bunnings voucher. Despite the massive budget for power tools, Adam seemed disturbingly far more hyped about Chemist Warehouse stocking anti-chafing cream than hardware supplies.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"styles__StyledImage-sc-17n6uwl-1 hlcJVa size-full wp-post-1150632 wp-image-1150630\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1150630\" data-capiid=\"0a3edb413837f90e0a69bc3ed0713100\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns=&quot;http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 1280 720&quot;%3E%3C\/svg%3E\"  alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1150630\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Father and daughter duo Rick and Tayla insulated the wrong room.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">The stakes for this first room reveal couldn\u2019t be higher, as the winner gets first pick of the five Mt Eliza properties. Houses 1 through 3 are the \u201cUptown\u201d estates, sitting high on the block with prime water views, four bedrooms, four bathrooms, and frontyard pools on 1000m2 lots. Houses 4 and 5 are the \u201cDowntown\u201d estates, sitting lower down but offering extra privacy across two pavilions and backyard pools, with one lot sprawling over 1435m2.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">Courtney and Sev immediately set their sights on House 4, pitching an ambitious spiral staircase to a rooftop terrace to lure top landscaper Troy Lovett to their team. Meanwhile, Adam and Jolene floated a similar rooftop plan, Chantel and Wyatt joined Rick and Tayla in holding out for Uptown water views, and Lisa and Rosco were left completely undecided between space and scenery.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Text__Typography-sc-1103tao-0 bjGYxJ StyledP-sc-cebixd-0 bzEerj\">With reduced work hours, a single shared roof, and a panel of judges demanding Kardashian level luxury, the teams need to move fast \u2014 or risk getting left in the beige dust.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"How do you win The Block in 2026? 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