{"id":898767,"date":"2026-09-20T09:52:30","date_gmt":"2026-09-20T09:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/898767\/"},"modified":"2026-09-20T09:52:30","modified_gmt":"2026-09-20T09:52:30","slug":"blade-wielding-crab-goes-gangsta-on-man-and-his-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/au\/898767\/","title":{"rendered":"Blade-wielding crab goes gangsta on man and his dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-primary article-summary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">Florida\u2019s wildlife has apparently decided claws are no longer enough.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">A blue land crab has gone viral after it was filmed wielding a blade with one claw, and seemingly trying to slash Florida resident Eduardo Alvarez and his dog with it.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">\u201cFlorida is getting out of hand,\u201d Alvarez wrote on Instagram on Sept 16.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">In the clip Alvarez posted, the dog is seen approaching the crab to check it out.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">Alvarez tries to pick up the crab, which responds by flashing and wagging the blade at him, while trying to clip him with its other claw.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">Alvarez eventually manages to get hold of the seemingly crossed crustacean and move it farther into his yard.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">\u201cSummer, I don\u2019t recommend messing with this,\u201d he tells his dog. \u201cThis is a gangster-ass crab.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">The blade appears to be part of a pocketknife. How the crab got a hold of it is unclear.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">The video has drawn more than 23 million views since it was posted online, with internet users offering commentaries on the state of Florida\u2019s wildlife.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">\u201cYou can tell it\u2019s Florida cuz he picked it up while laughing,\u201d one commenter wrote.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">Others rooted for the crab.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">\u201cMess with crabby, you get stabby,\u201d one said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-primary font-tertiary-body-baseline-regular\" data-testid=\"article-paragraph-annotation-test-id\">\u201cYou\u2019re lucky he\u2019s on probation,\u201d said another.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Florida\u2019s wildlife has apparently decided claws are no longer enough. 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