On Tuesday the talk show offered a novel antidote for the right-wing women who, according to The Washington Post, are struggling to find romance in mostly liberal Washington, D.C.

“Finding a perfect MAGA man is harder than ever, but that’s about to change,” a narrator chirps. “Introducing MAGUY. He’s white, he’s fit and he’s dishwasher safe.”

He also appears to be a CPR practice doll wearing the “Make America Great Again” hat beloved by fans of President Donald Trump.

The faux ad continues with a real woman (MAGAL?) having a great time with dummy MAGUY at dinner, taking him to the movies, and even using him as a paddle board.

“Resuscitate your love life,” the spokesperson says.

A MAGA man who can float? Sounds like a catch!