I’m guessing most bike riders have experienced that gut-punch, sickening feeling of having their bike stolen. A truly awful moment, leaving you full of revengeful thoughts and questions of how you could have prevented it from happening in the first place.

This happened to a friend of mine recently after he’d spent months lovingly building up a dream bike. A Campag Record groupset, deep-section carbon wheels, the full works. It was by far the best bike he’d ever owned and he’d ridden it just a handful of times.

Since that night he’s gone on a mission to turn his garage into a mini Fort Knox, and as he talked me through all the security gadgets that are now available to buy online, I thought I’d better up my game.

Yale PIR garage/shed alarm. At just £12.99 it offers some peace of mind. I’ve mounted it in the garage and as soon as it detects movement it sets off a piercing alarm claimed to be 100db.

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Yale garage alarm

Yale shed / garage PIR alarm is loud enough to scare off many unwanted guests

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It’s easy to use by pressing number the number 4 to set it then getting out of range in 10 seconds. It only has four number buttons, and you set a four digit code to turn it off. Mine’s 1, 2, 3, 4.

Kidding.

ground anchor from Oxford products. If you’re in the US, brands like Eypins and AKM have very similar products. Now the instructions and the wedges weren’t brilliant. We destroyed one wedge hammering it in (the instructions show a hammer knocking the plug in without the bolt in the wedge. Don’t do this as the hammer destroys the wedge) and another bolt didn’t pull the wedge into the plug to secure it in place. We picked up some new bolts from the local hardware store to solve the problem.

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Two hex key bolts hold the plastic cover in place and while those plugs could be broken out, it would take a while. The ground bolts are secured in place by banging a ball bearing into the hex key slot, so they can’t be removed. They only way to get it out of the ground is to take an angle grinder to the concrete floor. My Oxford motorcycle lock secures the bike to the anchor.

I also purchased a cable lock from Screwfix to secure my kids’s bikes and have locked the keys in a cupboard. Nothing can ever be 100% protected, of course, people still rob banks, but I’m happy that my bikes are all well secured, and no one is going to make an easy getaway with any of them.