Resident offers a humorous and reflective take on Canadian identity, pride and patriotism on Canada Day

OrilliaMatters welcomes letters to the editor at [email protected] or via the website. Please include your full name, daytime phone number and address (for verification of authorship, not publication). The following poem was submitted by Alastair MacLeod.

On Being Canadian

Being Canadian, I consider myself eh!-symptomatic.

Sorry…

It’s just that our national animal is a rodent

Our national flower is a tree leaf

Our currency is called the ‘loonie’

Although a major export is the energy sector,

it comes in the form of maple syrup…

And we dare consider Poutine as a national food…

All that gives us a singular sense of humour.

Where else can you drive 3 hours to experience Arctic air in one direction or tropical breezes in the opposite direction?

Some claim that anything north of the 49th parallel

is a frozen wasteland.

It’s no wonder others look upon us as having some sort

of identity crisis.

Truly our ancestors and others more recently

have conducted themselves in a less than humanitarian manner.

Because of it, there is shame and dishonour that continues

to permeate our current consciousness.

YES … I stand proud of my country … despite its foibles and faults.

Proud in our diversity: of climate, landscape, traditions & cultures.

We are a nation with more cultures than most science labs.

But I am proudest to acknowledge that I can savour (‘our’ spelling; with the ‘u’ — not ‘savor’ — American spelling)

all this because of the freedoms I cherish.

Freedoms granted, earned … passionately fought for; defended.

(Sometimes at the expense of those we have wronged.)

We have proven time and again that we can stand up to any and all adversity and challenges to our identity…

and generally come out more unified than when we went in. That time has come again.

Though I am aware of our decidedly variegated past, there are current threats from neighbours — that’s “neighbours” with a ‘u’ because they are OUR neighbours…not ‘or’ neighbours — I know that we will overcome such annoyances, learn from them and grow ever stronger in unity and collective purpose…

Because we are CANADIAN!

(I’m just not so sure about the blackflies and mosquitoes.)

Alastair MacLeod

Barrie