So, yesterday, I’m browsing on Daily Kos, as I’m won’t to do, and start reading the comments to a diary about Milo Yiannopoulos’ arrest by ICE. ThomasPaineEsq wrote a comment that said, “I think I just saw a leopard walk by with a belly full of this guy’s face”, and my brain decided to read it to the tune of Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London”.
So I’ve done my own version of Werewolves of London called, “Leopards of MAGA”.
As you read, keep in mind Warren Zevon is a genius and I am not.
I tried to keep my version as close to Warren Zevon’s as I could. Here’s a link to the lyrics.
https://genius.com/Warren-zevon-werewolves-of-london-lyrics
Here’s Warren Zevon singing the song, to help you sing along, if you’d like:
I saw a leopard with a list of countries in his hands
Walking through Ocean Boulevard in the rain
He was looking for a place to digest his latest face
Maybe grab a bribe from the Prince of Bahrain
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
If you hear him growling around your farmhouse door
Better not let him in
Farmer paying tarriffs got their face chewed off
Leopards of MAGA dining in
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
He’s the hairy pawed cat who’s worried he’s getting fat
From all the faces he’s eaten
Better stay away from him
He’ll eat your face off, Jim
Maybe don’t vote for a guy who likes mistreating
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
I saw Donald Trump walking with Natalie
Training the Leopards of MAGA
I saw Donald Trump Jr talking with Andrew Tate
They’re running from the Leopards of MAGA
I saw a leopard walking by with a belly full of Milo’s face
Leopard’s teeth were perfect
Ha!
Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
Ah=Hoo! Leopards of MAGA
Ah-Hoo!
We’ll get straight to the point: The financial hardships that Daily Kos is facing this year are tough.
We continue to be paywall-free. We continue to be supported by our readers, not billionaires or corporations. But we need to bring in more revenue. We are leaning on our community more than ever to help make ends meet.
Power matters.