Maladie – The Dance of Tragedies Review
I initially stumbled across Germany’s Maladie last year with the fifth installment of their Symptoms EP series and…
Stuck in the Filter: March 2026’s Angry Misses
Rain has started to leak into the ducts as Spring gets wetter and wetter. While I’m away, vacationing…
Arroganz – Death Doom Punks Review
Once, punk ruled my heart as jealously as metal. I loved the heart-in-hand abandon and DIY ethos of…
Avertat – Dead End Life Review
German death-doom outfit Décembre Noir has received a fair amount of praise here over the years, with four…
Victorius – World War Dinosaur Review
Look at that cover. It looks like the sort of neon-drenched fever dream burst straight from the mind…
Mirror of Deception – Transience Review
As much as metal is a niche interest (at least in my part of the world), it is…
Non Est Deus – Blessings and Curses Review
To receive the honor of reviewing duties for Noise’s latest as a superfan of his output is an…
The Mountain King – Pike Dreams Review
My general lack of awareness and the fact that The Mountain King themselves submitted the album via contact…
Teutonic Slaughter – Cheap Food Review
Becoming a fully-fledged metalhead is when you stop associating German metal with Rammstein and start with Teutonic thrash.…
Lone Wanderer – Exequaie Review
It’s no secret that funeral doom is all about death, but in case you weren’t aware, Lone Wanderer…
Bitterness – Hallowed Be the Game Review
Thrash metal trio Bitterness has been riffing around Germany’s underground metal scene since 2002. And despite a twenty-plus-year…
Lord of the Lost – Opvs Noir Vol 2 Review
Little did I realize when Napalm announced that Lord of the Lost was recording a 33-song trilogy that…