{"id":172061,"date":"2025-09-27T03:21:07","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T03:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/172061\/"},"modified":"2025-09-27T03:21:07","modified_gmt":"2025-09-27T03:21:07","slug":"with-the-donalds-golfing-tips-surely-the-usa-cant-fail-to-win-this-ryder-cup-bigly-ryder-cup-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/172061\/","title":{"rendered":"With the Donald\u2019s golfing tips, surely the USA can\u2019t fail to win this Ryder Cup bigly | Ryder Cup 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the biggest, most beautiful Ryder Cup<\/a> ever. Already. Did you know that? That\u2019s what people are saying. There has never been a bigger Ryder Cup in history. Tremendous crowds. Tremendous. The biggest crowds anyone has ever seen. Maybe the biggest crowds in the history of sport, I don\u2019t know. But that\u2019s what they are saying. And the ratings. The whole world is watching, folks. And they can\u2019t believe how good it is. They can\u2019t believe it. It\u2019s so big, so beautiful, so classy. They say to me: \u201cMr President, how do you do it?\u201d Other countries wish they had a tournament like this. But they don\u2019t. Only here. Only here.<\/p>\n

Now the crooked media is saying that it was chaos this morning, folks, total chaos, and they\u2019re just terrible. They are saying that the transport didn\u2019t work and that the roads were gridlocked and everyone had to walk the last mile of highway just to get to the course and that all the other roads were shut and all you beautiful people were stuck outside in the huge queues so you couldn\u2019t even get in to see the first tee shots after you had paid all that money for tickets. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars. It\u2019s fake news folks, let me tell you, it\u2019s fake news, terrible, terrible, that people make this stuff up. Maybe we\u2019ll have to do something about it.<\/p>\n

Well, the Guardian was there, on foot, and yes, for all those of us who weren\u2019t travelling by Air Force One it was goddamn bedlam. \u201cI hope it\u2019s chaos,\u201d said Collin Morikawa on Tuesday. He got his wish. The shuttle buses moved so slowly that it would have been quicker if they\u2019d just let people use them as a corridor and walk off one and on to the next. After half an hour everyone gave up and got off. The problem was the route crossed the railway line in from New York City which meant that groups of people ended up sprinting around the barriers and across the tracks while the trains were bearing down on them, blowing horns to scare them out the way.<\/p>\n

One train driver actually stuck his head out the window and screamed at the people scattering either side of the tracks: \u201cYou idiots could have been killed!\u201d Up at the course hundreds of staff who were supposed to be working inside were being routed in with the public, who were arranged in a disorderly queue that stretched further than one of Bryson DeChambeau\u2019s drives. There were policemen bellowing and bawling and shouting and screaming, helicopters and drones buzzing overhead, a couple of fighter jets whizzed by, somewhere in among it all a powerline exploded. You only needed Robert Duvall to turn up muttering about the smell of napalm in the morning.<\/p>\n

What we got, instead, was the 47th president of the United States.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump and his granddaughter Kai Madison Trump appear before the fervent crowds at Bethpage Black on Friday. Photograph: Mandel Ngan\/AFP\/Getty Images<\/p>\n

By the time Air Force One flew over, you were just beginning to wonder whether Donald Trump might change his mind about coming. The US were trailing 3-1 in the morning foursomes when his plane took off, and by the time he landed Bethpage was so quiet that the European fans were singing about how it felt as if they were in a library. \u201cI heard the team is not doing so well,\u201d Trump said. \u201cSo when I heard that, I said, \u2018Let\u2019s get on the plane.\u2019 We have to fly and help them. We\u2019ll get it, we\u2019ll get it done one way or the other, we\u2019ll get it done.\u201d<\/p>\n

Maybe he could give them some tips about how to do it. The man has won 36 club championships. They just need to pick up a couple of 10-foot putts without asking, then send some of the security men off down the far end of the fairway to kick their own balls out of the rough and toss the opposition\u2019s into the sandtraps.<\/p>\n

There were enough of them for the job. You could spot them by the huge letters saying SECRET SERVICE on their chests. They had set up airport-style security around the grandstand at the first tee. No umbrellas, folding chairs, range finders, cigarette lighters or flasks were allowed in. \u201cI\u2019m going to let you take in that apple,\u201d the guard said to the man next to me, \u201cbut I need to know that you know that if you throw it, you will go to jail.\u201d<\/p>\n

Trump finally arrived at midday and took his seat behind a thick screen of bulletproof glass set up at the front of the grandstand by the first tee. US captain Keegan Bradley bowed down, JJ Spaun did the Trump dance, Scottie Scheffler pointed and snapped his fingers. When DeChambeau walked out, Trump left his seat and joined him on the tee. There were a few boos, but only by people who were staring at their feet. Everyone else started chanting. The habitual cry of U-S-A! U-S-A! gave way to a chorus of \u201cDon-ald-Trump! Don-ald-Trump!\u201d Beautiful. Everyone loves DJT, the USA are going to win, bigly, and remember, folks, anyone who says otherwise is straight-up lying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This is the biggest, most beautiful Ryder Cup ever. Already. Did you know that? That\u2019s what people are…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":172062,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[443],"tags":[49,48,622,82],"class_list":{"0":"post-172061","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-golf","8":"tag-ca","9":"tag-canada","10":"tag-golf","11":"tag-sports"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172061\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/172062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}