{"id":250785,"date":"2025-10-30T20:12:08","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T20:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/250785\/"},"modified":"2025-10-30T20:12:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T20:12:08","slug":"fans-laughing-at-alex-pereiras-sludgy-sparring-with-meta-mark-zuckerberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/250785\/","title":{"rendered":"Fans laughing at Alex Pereira\u2019s sludgy sparring with Meta Mark Zuckerberg"},"content":{"rendered":"

Meta lizard Mark Zuckerberg likes to hang around MMA fighters<\/a> and TRANE UFC because he\u2019s filthy rich. Unfortunately, when nothing is out of reach \u2014 eliminating the driving forces of purpose and desire \u2014 life can get pretty boring. Hopefully the adrenaline rush of sparring a killer like UFC light heavyweight champion Alex Pereira<\/a> can help Zuck feel alive again, though it was a little painful to watch \u201cPoatan\u201d pull his punches.<\/p>\n

Sound familiar?<\/a><\/p>\n

Pereira looked like one of those broccoli heads at the gym, shadowboxing in the squat rack (you know who you are).<\/p>\n

Related\u2018What? You\u2019re Fighting Mark Zuckerberg?\u2019<\/a>Sleepy Zuck loses jiu jitsu match, forces referee to overturn result<\/a><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s an isolated clip:<\/p>\n

Use the <- and -> arrows to scroll through Pereira\u2019s videos below:<\/p>\n

Maybe it\u2019s time to resurrect this fight at the Colosseum<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Zuckerberg has a personal and professional relationship<\/a> with UFC CEO Dana White, promoting White to the Meta board of directors back in January<\/a>. In turn, White has entrusted the pasty-faced Facebook founder with the official UFC rankings<\/a>, which are expected to implement artificial intelligence (AI)<\/a> at some point in the near future.<\/p>\n

Sounds like that first pro fight<\/a> will have to wait \u2026 for now.<\/p>\n

See More: Latest UFC\/MMA News<\/a>UFC News<\/a>UFC Videos<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Meta lizard Mark Zuckerberg likes to hang around MMA fighters and TRANE UFC because he\u2019s filthy rich. Unfortunately,…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":250786,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[444],"tags":[49,48,641,33601,638,82,702,9468],"class_list":["post-250785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-mma","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-fighting","tag-latest-ufc-mma-news","tag-mma","tag-sports","tag-ufc-news","tag-ufc-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250785\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/250786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}