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Is nobody safe from the cold, dead hands of artificial intelligence? Certainly not if you\u2019re in the business of attempting to write a borderline humorous weekday mailshot. Take this, punched into a smartphone, belched out by ChatGPT in mere seconds after the instructions: \u201cWrite 100 words on AI in football in the style of the Guardian\u2019s Football Daily email.\u201d<\/p>\n
Ah, football and AI \u2014 the game\u2019s newest double act. From tracking player movement with eerie precision to whispering tactical tweaks into analysts\u2019 ears, artificial intelligence is now as common at training grounds as bibs and banter. Clubs crunch mountains of data to predict fatigue, refine pressing triggers, even scout teenagers before they\u2019ve finished growing. VAR, of course, remains the clumsy cousin \u2014 still learning when \u2018clear and obvious\u2019 actually means clear and obvious. But love it or loathe it, AI isn\u2019t leaving the pitch anytime soon. The algorithms are watching \u2014 and your xG just twitched slightly higher.\u201d<\/p>\n
Eesh. A not unworthy effort, but perhaps not one to show the suits [we\u2019ve read worse \u2013 Football Daily Ed]. Maybe short on the usual top-level honks, but the temptation to allow the machines to take the strain is strong across many trades. Accountants quiver at the speed AI can produce a spreadsheet, many management consultant types swear by AI for its assistance in doing whatever it is management consultants do. OK, the examples so far in the creative sphere have been forgettable, particularly AI music. Faux-Americana \u201cband\u201d Velvet Sundown<\/a> are a pale imitation of the most milquetoast stuff that gets on the 6 Music playlist but it has been, as the tech bros might say, a bit of a disruptor within the music industry.<\/p>\n So what about football? Surely not when Tony Pulis is currently being resurrected as the Valeriy Lobanovskyi of getting it launched<\/a>. Well, think again. This week, the Seattle Reign head coach Laura Harvey admitted that she had used ChatGPT<\/a> to help determine her team\u2019s tactics. Harvey admitted: \u201cI put in \u2018what formation should you play to beat NWSL teams?\u2019 and it spurted out every team in the league and what formation you should play. And for two teams, it went \u2018you should play a back five\u2019. So I did.\u201d<\/p>\n In one game, against Orlando Pride, the Reign lost 1-0 but achieved a significant increase in expected goals \u2026 the performance metric that just won\u2019t go away. Neither will AI, with word reaching Football Daily Towers that certain managers of unimpeachable credentials have been asked to buy and even select certain players on the advice of AI-derived algorithms. Truly, the game is gone. As well as up. Love it or loathe it, AI isn\u2019t leaving the pitch<\/a> anytime soon.<\/p>\n QUOTE OF THE DAY<\/p>\n \u201cWe miss nothing. I\u2019m happy with the quality of the team. But I\u2019m also convinced by the strategy and policy we have \u2026 I am a firm believer 21 or 22 players are enough. But you have to keep them fit as we did last season. We are struggling to keep them fit this season for, in my opinion, obvious reasons\u201d \u2013 Arne Slot, who left several first-team players out of his Milk Cup squad in midweek, (sort of) rows back on his comments about a lack of squad depth at Liverpool before Saturday\u2019s game against Aston Villa.<\/p>\n 21-22? Photograph: Daniel Chesterton\/Offside\/Getty Images<\/p>\n I\u2019m sure I am stepping out of my lane here (I\u2019m an A&E doctor here in Canada and a keen amateur triathlon participant when I can). But surely the match schedule you mentioned for Crystal Palace as being \u2018Manchester City, Arsenal, KuPS Kuopio and Leeds in a novel Sunday-Tuesday-Thursday-Sunday Premier League, Fizzy Cup and Tin Pot triathlon\u2019 (yesterday\u2019s Football Daily<\/a>) is actually a quadrathlon, which comprises four events (typically swim, cycle, kayak + run). I\u2019ve never tried one, and my Quebecois wife says I couldn\u2019t do the kayaking leg if my life depended on it\u201d \u2013 Adam Simpson.<\/p>\n Re: Sid Lowe\u2019s interview with Espanyol head coach and former bus driver Manolo Gonz\u00e1lez (yesterday\u2019s Quote of the Day<\/a>). I assume he sets his team out with a low block: he\u2019s known for parking the bus. Sorry. Kudos to Sid for writing a long piece without stooping to the obvious: Se\u00f1or, you\u2019re a better man than I\u201d \u2013 P\u00e5l J\u00f8rgen Bakke.<\/p>\n The reference to Rory Delap (yesterday\u2019s Football Daily letters<\/a>) reminds me of an amusing incident at Stoke in February 2011. West Brom, who usually lost there, had equalised in the 87th minute. Happy with the point, they began to play out for a draw<\/a>. It was a wet evening and Delap had been hurling the ball into the Albion box all night following careful use of a towel provided by the ball boy. After the equaliser, Albion got a throw midway in the Stoke half and Steven Reid called for the towel. After spending some time carefully drying the ball he threw it five yards to the nearest Albion player and received a return pass\u201d \u2013 Les Andrews.<\/p>\n Reading of the difficulties (and expense) of buying tickets for the Geopolitics World Cup<\/a> (yesterday\u2019s Still Want More, full email edition) triggered a memory that took me back to the summer of 1966. My dad and his friend decided at the last minute that they fancied watching the opening match (England v Uruguay). They drove to London (from Portsmouth) in the afternoon and paid at the gate to get into the ground. He wasn\u2019t very impressed (fairly dull 0-0 draw) and the next morning announced that he wasn\u2019t going to bother going to any more games. I am 70 years old and this does seem incredible, so on my wife\u2019s advice I checked with my brother that he also recalled this excursion. He did and furthermore reminded me that on the day of the final my dad (an enthusiastic player but only occasionally picked to play cricket), was a surprise selection due to a shortage of available players (I wonder why) and so didn\u2019t even get to see the final on TV. So for him, the World Cup really was over\u201d \u2013 Steve Beaton.<\/p>\n Send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com<\/a>. Today\u2019s letter o\u2019 the day winner is \u2026 Steve Beaton, who gets a copy of A History of Football in 100 Objects<\/a> from the Guardian Bookshop, which has loads of other great football reads, too. Get shopping!<\/a> Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here<\/a>.\u200a<\/p>\n RECOMMENDED PLAYING<\/p>\n The Guardian has kicked off a new chapter in puzzles with the launch of its first daily football game<\/a>, On the ball. It is now live in the app for both iOS and Android \u2026 so what are you waiting for? Get stuck in!<\/p>\n THE ROAD TO WEMBLEY<\/p>\n It\u2019s time for the FA Cup first round proper, kicking off at Kenilworth Road on Friday night as Jack Wilshere\u2019s Luton and Robbie Savage\u2019s Forest Green Rovers do battle. Both sides \u200bwear kits made by eco-friendly brand Reflo\u200b, who will plant 1,000 trees to mark the occasion \u2013 plus another 1,000 for every goal scored. The socially conscious vibes don\u2019t stop there, with Forest Green also part of a scheme where local GPs can prescribe tickets to their home matches for people with depression<\/a>. \u201cThis initiative is not just about watching football,\u201d said Savage. \u201cIt\u2019s about the day itself because when you come to a match, you meet new people, friends, engage with family.\u201d Elsewhere, the lowest-ranked side in the draw, eighth-tier Essex outfit Maldon & Tiptree, visit Port Vale on Sunday \u2013 the winners of that will kickstart our route to the Wembley arches \u2013 while Tamworth host Leyton Orient on Monday. Other notable ties include National League North leaders South Shields at home to Shrewsbury, sixth-tier Spennymoor Town hosting Barrow, a cross-county trip to Barnsley for York City and a meeting of former winners as Bolton face Huddersfield.<\/p>\n NEWS, BITS AND BOBS<\/p>\n Mikel Arteta has warned that clubs could pull out of competitions due to fixture congestion. \u201cEvery decision has to be guided on two main things: player welfare and then supporters,\u201d the Arsenal manager trilled amid the inconvenience of a run to the Rumbelows Cup quarter-finals.<\/p>\n Arsenal coach Gabriel Heinze with Mart\u00edn Zubimendi. Photograph: Stuart MacFarlane\/Arsenal FC\/Getty Images<\/p>\n Fabian H\u00fcrzeler is on board with Big Website\u2019s World Cup Welbz<\/a> campaign. \u201cI asked the [Brighton] squad if they think Danny can play for England, and they all agreed,\u201d cheered H\u00fcrzeler, who we\u2019ll assume is aware Welbeck already has 42 caps.<\/p>\n Ruben Amorim has shrugged off Sean Dyche\u2019s claim, made while working as a pundit, that he could win more games playing a 4-4-2 with Manchester United\u2019s squad. \u201cMaybe it\u2019s true,\u201d Amorim tooted. \u201cSean is really smart and knows how to play the game.\u201d Dyche\u2019s Forest host United on Saturday.<\/p>\n Enzo Maresca is trying his best to smooth things over with Liam Delap after criticising the forward for his quickfire double yellow card against Wolves. \u201cLiam apologised to everyone after the game,\u201d Maresca growled. \u201cHe knows that he made a mistake. Full stop, no more than that.\u201d<\/p>\n Luciano Spalletti is targeting Juventus\u2019 first title since 2020 after replacing Igor Tudor as manager. \u201cI hope to get back into the Scudetto race, why not?\u201d whooped the former Italy coach. Juve are seventh, six points behind Napoli and Roma.<\/p>\n Welcome mister, indeed. Photograph: Daniele Badolato\/Juventus FC\/Getty Images<\/p>\n And the Aston Villa manager, Natalia Arroyo, has praised Lucia Kendall after the midfielder made her Lionesses debut against Australia this week. \u201cShe dictates the tempo, the hardest thing for a 21-year-old. She is surfing in this way and we need to surf with her,\u201d Arroyo shakaed.<\/p>\n STILL WANT MORE?<\/p>\n Arne Slot has no excuses for another defeat while Fulham and Crystal Palace look stretched: it\u2019s 10 things to look out for in the Premier League<\/a>.<\/p>\n And Rob Draper looks back over Ruben Amorim\u2019s first 12 months at Manchester United<\/a> and wonders whether the coach will complete a second year.<\/p>\n Into the Ruben-verse! Composite: Tom Jenkins, GettyMEMORY LANE<\/p>\n Denis Law and his young son, Robert, pose for a picture on Halloween in 1969 with a traditional carved pumpkin turnip<\/a>. \u201cIt\u2019s the night when most dads carve out a turnip to make a lantern, and Denis Law is no different,\u201d wrote the Mirror. \u201cThere will be a difference today, though, when Denis will be back carving up the Stoke defence for Manchester United.\u201d It didn\u2019t quite work out that way, as Stoke held on for a 1-1 draw at Old Trafford on 1 November despite Bobby Charlton finding the net.<\/p>\n Photograph: Mirrorpix\/Getty ImagesRECOMMENDED SUBSCRIBING<\/p>\n