{"id":25377,"date":"2025-07-26T11:30:08","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T11:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/25377\/"},"modified":"2025-07-26T11:30:08","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T11:30:08","slug":"mark-humphries-when-did-the-australian-dream-go-from-owning-your-own-home-to-owning-somebody-elses-australian-lifestyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/25377\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Humphries: \u2018When did the Australian dream go from owning your own home to owning somebody else\u2019s?\u2019 | Australian lifestyle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Mark Humphries has moved house five times in the past seven years. First was the place in the Sydney suburb of Turramurra he had to vacate because it was, \u201cforgive me for saying this \u2013 leaking like a giant breast from the ceiling\u201d. Next came a house so damp, mushrooms began growing under the carpet; a small flat that was OK except for being utterly freezing, and another one-bedroom apartment where the rent went from $500 to $660 a week, forcing his exit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">It\u2019s of no comfort to the comedian and TV presenter that he\u2019s not alone in having found it extremely difficult to secure an affordable and liveable home.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cThis is the common experience,\u201d he sighs. \u201cIt\u2019s been extraordinary seeing everyone I know go through rental increases [over the past few years] \u2026 I feel like every one of us needs to start a GoFundMe just for our daily existence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Housing affordability is a topic Humphries is angry about. And, perhaps ironically, that emotion can be a very useful tool for a comedian.<\/p>\n<p>Humphries began his career in TV satire as an intern on the ABC current affairs program Hungry Beast. Photograph: Jessica Hromas\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cI have found with a lot of my work that it\u2019s easier if you\u2019re angry about something,\u201d he says \u2013 like, say, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VTwFZvSaJS4&amp;ab_channel=ABCNews%28Australia%29\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">those political texts we all received in the lead-up to the election<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZRRwV7ASTlI&amp;ab_channel=SBSTheFeed\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">all things Mark Latham<\/a>. \u201cEven if you\u2019re just doing comedy sketches, if you are genuinely annoyed by what has happened, you can channel that into something amusing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Recently, Humphries has channelled his rage \u201cnot just for myself, but everyone\u201d over the housing crisis <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/tv-and-radio\/2025\/jul\/21\/get-angry-about-it-mark-humphries-doco-sold-unpacks-australias-housing-crisis\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">into a new documentary called Sold! Who Broke the Australian Dream?<\/a> Out on Binge, it\u2019s a one-hour look at the problems with Australia\u2019s housing market, and how we\u2019ve landed in a situation where, as he puts it in the documentary, even a \u201cD-grade celebrity like me can\u2019t afford a home\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">We\u2019re discussing all this in the incongruous setting of a quaint cafe specialising in tea and scones \u2013 Humphries\u2019 choice of venue. This was meant to be a quick bite before a walking interview but the moment the scones hit the table, we\u2019ve lost all motivation to stand up again. Humphries, he proudly tells me, eats a lot of baked goods. He even once auditioned to host <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/tv-and-radio\/2022\/jan\/26\/the-great-australian-bake-off-returns-it-is-exactly-the-tonic-we-need-right-now\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Great Australian Bake Off,<\/a> a job that \u201cwould have been heaven\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">That particular gig wasn\u2019t to be, but Humphries has nonetheless carved out a very busy career on our screens, largely as the tall, blond and affable face of Australian news satire. You\u2019d probably recognise him from appearances on programs such as SBS\u2019s The Feed and Channel Ten\u2019s The Project (the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2025\/jun\/09\/channel-ten-cancels-the-project-ntwnfb\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">recent cancellation<\/a> of which is a \u201cgreat loss\u201d for Australian comedy, whatever you think of the show itself, he says).<\/p>\n<p>\u2018We\u2019re so obsessed with property in this country, and it\u2019s become worse especially in the last 25 years.\u2019 Photograph: Jessica Hromas\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Unlike most comics, Humphries has never been one for standup \u2013 he has done it, he can tell me very specifically, only 12 times in his life and found each one \u201cimmensely stressful\u201d. In fact, he\u2019s more reserved and strait-laced than the typical comedian, deflecting attention by asking me as many questions as I ask him. Rather than seeking out the stage, Humphries spent his early years after school working at a Blockbuster video store and then a warehouse. The video store may have been every millennial\u2019s teenage dream job, but it wasn\u2019t all roses.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cI got held up at knife-point three times when I worked in a video store,\u201d Humphries recalls. \u201cIt was awful. I had to leave that job after the third one, because I was so affected by it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">He can still see the humour in that formative trauma \u2013 such as when he went to the police station to do an identakit after one of the robberies and described the knife-wielding assailant as \u201csurprisingly handsome\u201d. Or the time his unfailing politeness kicked in as he was being held up and he asked his attacker if he\u2019d like a bag for all that cash. Or that after he finally quit and booked a ticket to London to try and decompress, as he stepped off the tube from the airport, a fellow holidaying Australian recognised him and exclaimed \u201cHey, Blockbuster Crows Nest!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">But through every odd job, Humphries was quietly nursing dreams of breaking into comedy. His career eventually began 13 years ago when he called up the satirical current affairs program Hungry Beast and asked for an internship, unsure of how else to get started in the industry given \u201cthere\u2019s no university degree in comedy\u201d. His turn as a comic came to the surprise of those closest to him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cI was talking about how I\u2019d always wanted to be a comedy writer [in a recent interview] and my dad said to me, \u2018I spoke to your mother about how you said you\u2019d always want to be a comedian. We were gobsmacked, because you never said anything funny to us.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Humphries\u2019 dad, who actually does very much support his son\u2019s career, gamely appears in the new documentary \u2013 to decline him any financial assistance cobbling together a house deposit, because, as the elder Humphries puts it, \u201cI\u2019m renting too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cWe\u2019re so obsessed with property in this country, and it\u2019s become worse especially in the last 25 years, where the idea of accruing multiple properties has become something that people aspire to,\u201d Humphries says. \u201cAnd it\u2019s a line that I use in the doco, but I think it\u2019s true \u2013 when did the Australian dream go from owning your own home to owning somebody else\u2019s?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Winter in The Rocks in Sydney.  Photograph: Jessica Hromas\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">What makes the situation harder to fix, Humphries thinks, is the fact the majority of Australians do actually own a home.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cOwners outnumber renters two to one,\u201d he says. \u201cSo it\u2019s very hard to get huge change on something that the majority of people benefit from. House prices going up if you own a house is great, but for everyone else, it\u2019s a nightmare. And so the challenge is, how do you get people who are benefiting from the current system to ultimately make a sacrifice for the greater good, so that we don\u2019t end up with this two-tier system of the homeowners and the renters? Which is essentially what we have, and it\u2019s only getting worse.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">At this point the anger Humphries had spoken of is starting to show, tea and scone neglected as fires up and rattles off the issues with Australia\u2019s housing market.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018If you are genuinely annoyed by what has happened, you can channel that into something amusing.\u2019 Photograph: Jessica Hromas\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Obviously, supply is part of the housing crisis, Humphries says \u2013 so it\u2019s great that the federal government has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2025\/jul\/14\/jim-chalmers-defends-labor-housing-targets-after-treasury-briefing-information-released-to-abc\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">pledged to build 1.2m new homes<\/a> by 2030. \u201cBut the issue with the supply argument is that it doesn\u2019t take into account the other part of that, which is demand. So again, if you have this system where people are able to tap into these tax incentives and buy multiple properties, increasing supply doesn\u2019t really solve that. It ends up with a whole bunch of people owning even more properties.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Humphries points out he doesn\u2019t begrudge investors for taking advantage of the tax system \u2013 \u201cbut that system shouldn\u2019t exist\u201d. Couldn\u2019t the government, I proffer casually while Humphries finally gets the chance to take a bite, just put a cap on the number of properties people can own?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cHumphries nods furiously as he bites through his scone,\u201d he narrates after a pause to chew and swallow. Ultimately, he says, to fix the housing crisis we need to rid ourselves of the idea that property prices should perpetually climb higher, and allow the value of homes to become static. \u201cAnd some of these changes can be introduced incrementally. It\u2019s not about crashing the housing market.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Walk with\u2019 actor and comedian Mark Humphries around the Rocks, Sydney. 4 July 2025. Photograph: Jessica Hromas\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">So, I ask, does Humphries ever see home ownership in his future?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cBizarrely, at age 39 I just bought a home \u2013 I just moved in yesterday,\u201d he admits with the mix of sheepishness and amusement now typical to any millennial who manages to get a foot on the property ladder. \u201cBut I maintain the rage!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">He is lucky, Humphries says, to have got enough work in the last year to secure a mortgage on a two-bedroom apartment near the airport, together with his partner. The irony of having used the salary from a documentary about not being able to afford a home to buy a home is not lost on him. And he insists being a very newly minted homeowner hasn\u2019t changed his perspective on the problem at hand.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cLike, I used to work in retail, and I\u2019m still as annoyed today about rudeness towards service workers as I was when I was in the video store,\u201d he shrugs as we dust off the scone crumbs and wrap up our conversation so that he can head home to start unpacking boxes for what is hopefully the last time.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cI\u2019m thrilled, obviously, to get to that next stage of my life,\u201d he adds. \u201cBut it\u2019s something that, growing up, I thought I would have done 10 years ago, and it just felt like the possibility of it just kept moving further and further away. And I don\u2019t go into it with the idea of, now I can\u2019t wait for this to increase in value. I haven\u2019t bought a place because I want to make money. I bought a place because I want to live in a place.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">Really, he\u2019s mostly just very grateful to not have to move again anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\">\u201cI\u2019m excited to have a bit of stability,\u201d he says, before pausing to consider the implications of this very momentous life change. \u201cAnd just to be able to stick a nail on the wall.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-16w5gq9\"> Sold! Who Broke the Australian Dream? is streaming now on Binge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mark Humphries has moved house five times in the past seven years. 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