Giphy Images.<\/p>\n
Editor’s Note: Sometimes you just gotta let Nicky Smokes cook. Though I am disappointed he didn’t find examples of each. This will be a point of focus next semester in Blog School.<\/p>\n
You never know what kind of unhinged conversations are going to break out in the gambling cave on an NFL Sunday. I\u2019ve heard some wild shit in there, but even I didn\u2019t have \u201cWhich NFL team would make the hottest lingerie?\u201d on my bingo card. Credit to PFT for bringing this absolute masterpiece of a topic into the world, and since he opened the door, I\u2019m sprinting through it.<\/p>\n
Honestly, this question doesn\u2019t get asked enough. Forget your girl wearing your favorite team\u2019s oversized T-shirt or tossing on your favorite player\u2019s jersey. No. We\u2019re talking team themed lingerie, representing where it matters (just kidding\u2026 kind of\u2026 but come on, you can\u2019t tell me this wouldn\u2019t be way hotter than a baggy cotton tee).<\/p>\n
Anyway, after 45 seconds of research, zero shame, and interrogating the girls in the office like a deranged fashion scout, here\u2019s the official list.<\/p>\n
10. Jacksonville Jaguars<\/p>\n
If there were justice in this world, the Jags would be higher. You could make a very real, very horny case for top 5. That teal and gold combo? Dangerous. That\u2019s the type of color palette that makes a man reconsider his life choices. Add in the crisp white as an outline option and now we\u2019re cooking. A clear top-10, maybe even a sleeper top-3.<\/p>\n
9. Carolina Panthers<\/p>\n
Black, white, blue, silver, this is lingerie LEGO. The mix and-match possibilities are endless. You can build whatever mood you want, classy, bold, icy, chaotic. Panthers lingerie feels like it would come with a warning label and a playlist.<\/p>\n
8. Cincinnati Bengals<\/p>\n
Maybe this is just my imagination running wild, but tiger stripes? Come on. That\u2019s heat. We\u2019ve all seen cheetah print, but Bengal print lingerie? Revolutionary. Add the alternate all white Bengal design and suddenly you\u2019re in a world you never thought you\u2019d be in but are happy that you are in.<\/p>\n
7. Dallas Cowboys<\/p>\n
Simple. Timeless. Iconic. The Cowboys blue and silver is basically lingerie royalty. Their cheerleaders already look like they were factory made to break hearts on national television. Now imagine the \u201cCowgirls\u201d uniform\u2026 but lingerie. America’s Team indeed.<\/p>\n
6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers<\/p>\n
Red lingerie is undefeated. Red and white, red and black, all red, it does not matter. The Bucs entire color scheme has been begging to be turned into something you see only after signing an NDA.\u00a0<\/p>\n
5. Las Vegas Raiders<\/p>\n
Black and silver. That\u2019s it. That\u2019s the tweet. Clean, bold, intimidating, and sexy without even trying. Raiders lingerie is absolutely giving \u201cyou\u2019re not in charge tonight.\u201d If she walks out wearing this, congratulations, you\u2019re the bottom now.<\/p>\n
4. San Francisco 49ers<\/p>\n
Scarlet and gold. Elegant. Regal. Slightly dangerous in the best way. It takes me right back to my one semester at FSU, and trust me, the things I saw\u2026 let\u2019s just say I\u2019m ranking this from experience.<\/p>\n
3. LA Rams<\/p>\n
The Rams could easily be number one on any sane person\u2019s list. Royal blue and gold? That\u2019s breathtaking. That\u2019s lingerie that walks out of the room and leaves you questioning everything you\u2019ve ever said out loud.<\/p>\n
2. LA Chargers<\/p>\n
At this point I\u2019m convinced LA teams specifically chose their color schemes based on which ones would look the hottest on the women in their city. Powder blue and sunshine yellow? Sign me up.<\/p>\n
1. Miami Dolphins<\/p>\n
This absolutely, positively, 100000% has nothing to do with the Dolphins being my favorite team or this being a very specific fantasy I\u2019ve had. Totally unbiased pick here. But aqua and orange? Best colors in the game. That\u2019s a set women would line up for the same way people line up for new iPhones. We\u2019re talking instant sellout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Giphy Images. Editor’s Note: Sometimes you just gotta let Nicky Smokes cook. Though I am disappointed he didn’t…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":289573,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[436],"tags":[131125,49,48,131126,131120,47295,131122,131121,131124,32204,514,131123,1463,131127,3243,82,12043,6771,3275],"class_list":["post-289572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-nfl","tag-bucs-entire-color-scheme","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-cowboys-blue","tag-favorite-team","tag-girl","tag-gold-combo","tag-hot-lingerie","tag-hottest-lingerie","tag-kind","tag-nfl","tag-official-list","tag-point","tag-royal-blue","tag-silver","tag-sports","tag-timeless","tag-woman","tag-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289572\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/289573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}