{"id":304248,"date":"2025-11-24T18:20:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T18:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/304248\/"},"modified":"2025-11-24T18:20:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T18:20:09","slug":"armored-mma-proves-no-1-cause-of-death-in-medieval-times-was-boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/304248\/","title":{"rendered":"Armored MMA proves No. 1 cause of death in medieval times was boredom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">What if the knights traded in the round table for a round cage, then beat the shit out of one another?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">That\u2019s the premise of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mmamania.com\/2015\/2\/17\/8051377\/m-1-medieval-vadim-finkelchtein-promoting-mma-fights-between-armored-knights-mma\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">M-1 Medieval<\/a> Armored MMA, the new combat sport that combines medieval times with mixed martial arts, for some reason. Combatants dress up in clunky suits of armor \u2014 which include shields and swords \u2014 then go for broke while a \u201cmarshal\u201d (referee) keeps them honest with the yellow flag of justice.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Call it the Middling Ages.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Here\u2019s a clip from the promotion\u2019s \u201cMusic City\u201d fight card earlier this month at Nashville Municipal Auditorium.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Watching this fight makes me wonder how anyone died during medieval combat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Armored MMA pro fights consist of three, two-minute rounds, with two-minute rest periods. Fighters must compete in the same weight class (consisting of strawweight through titanweight) and have matching weapon sets. Ground fighting is limited to 15 seconds \u2014 which jaded MMA fans should love.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">For much more on Armored MMA check out its YouTube library <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@armoredmma\/videos\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"What if the knights traded in the round table for a round cage, then beat the shit out&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":304249,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[444],"tags":[49,48,641,33601,638,22248,82],"class_list":["post-304248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-mma","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-fighting","tag-latest-ufc-mma-news","tag-mma","tag-regional-mma-news-results","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304248\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/304249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}