{"id":322760,"date":"2025-12-03T13:42:09","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T13:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/322760\/"},"modified":"2025-12-03T13:42:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T13:42:09","slug":"drunk-raccoon-found-passed-out-on-liquor-store-floor-after-breaking-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/322760\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">The &#8220;masked bandit&#8221; was found passed out in the bathroom between the toilet and bin having helped itself to some bottom shelf spirits.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">Animal control officer Samantha Martin transported the &#8220;suspect&#8221; for questioning at Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter but not before it had a chance to sober up.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover), the animal was safely released back into the wild.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">The Ashland ABC store had been closed for Thanksgiving when it suffered its &#8220;Black Friday break-in&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">When staff arrived on Saturday they found smashed bottles and liquor pooling on the floor, including its apparent tipple of choice, scotch. <\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">Officer Martin said the animal had fallen through one of the ceiling tiles before going &#8220;on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">Only one blurry CCTV image of the boozy break-in exists, so it&#8217;s unknown just how much alcohol the thirsty creature consumed before passing out in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">In a social media post, the store thanked Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter for its professionalism and providing its visitor with a &#8220;sober ride home&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sc-9a00e533-0 eZyhnA\">Officer Martin said it was &#8220;just another day in the life of an animal control officer&#8221;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":322761,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[43,44,41,39,42,40],"class_list":{"0":"post-322760","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-headlines","8":"tag-headlines","9":"tag-news","10":"tag-top-news","11":"tag-top-stories","12":"tag-topnews","13":"tag-topstories"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/322761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}