{"id":378609,"date":"2025-12-31T03:57:07","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T03:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/378609\/"},"modified":"2025-12-31T03:57:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-31T03:57:07","slug":"joshua-van-mocked-after-earning-third-bjj-stripe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/378609\/","title":{"rendered":"Joshua Van mocked after earning third BJJ stripe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Damn, Pantoja really would have submitted him fast<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Taira by murder and healthy Pantoja by murder<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">He would have gotten tapped if lasted more than 30 seconds<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">We would\u2019ve seen murder live on ESPN I\u2019ll never get over it<br \/>Yeah he\u2019s not ending 26 as a champ<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Bro no way he\u2019s one more stripe than me<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">the ufc is a joke<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Who is this corny ass coach 3 stripes on a blue belt is f\u2014king hilarious. Just promote him he\u2019s the \u201cchamp\u201d I can\u2019t stand this f\u2014king guy or his camp.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Maturing as a ufc fan is realizing that as a purple belt you are higher ranked than many ufc fighters lol<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Wins ufc belt via fluke 10 second injury, has never shown a single bit of BJJ; gets awarded a pre loaded 3 stripe blue belt<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Meanwhile Alex Pereira got his black belt knocking out Jamahal Hill<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup _1teeyfa8 ls9zuh1\">Br0 is a two stripe Blue belt world champ, bjj belts don\u2019t mean shit in mma<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Damn, Pantoja really would have submitted him fast Taira by murder and healthy Pantoja by murder He would&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":378610,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[444],"tags":[49,48,641,33601,638,82,702,3194],"class_list":{"0":"post-378609","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-mma","8":"tag-ca","9":"tag-canada","10":"tag-fighting","11":"tag-latest-ufc-mma-news","12":"tag-mma","13":"tag-sports","14":"tag-ufc-news","15":"tag-videos"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378609\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/378610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}