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Art or something like it.<\/p>\n
Here we are. We\u2019re at the end of another year and it\u2019s time to look at some bad album art. We could all use a little bit of levity after the screaming trash inferno that was 2025. Unfortunately, AI usage for album art is greater than ever. Head on over to a place like Bandcamp and check out the Metal section. It\u2019s overwhelmed with the soulless, slop-sheen of AI. Not only does it take away from the good artists, it takes away from the bad artists. There\u2019s a few examples of AI album art on this list, but they don\u2019t have the charm of bad hand-drawn or painted art. Have some pride in bad album art.<\/p>\n
As always this is an incomplete and subjective list. I\u2019m sure there\u2019s something in here that makes some of you say \u201cThat\u2019s not so bad.\u201d It\u2019s bad enough.\u00a0 No, I can\u2019t do any better. That\u2019s why I don\u2019t even try. I leave it to the professionals. Now, let\u2019s all come together and have some fun.<\/p>\n
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\u201cCarmella, where\u2019s the gore-bagool?!\u201d<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Sasha away<\/p>\n He\u2019s got that lion-bull-eagle-octopus-whateverthefuck in him<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Well, that\u2019s just overkill<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It wouldn\u2019t be a \u201cWorst Album Art\u201d list without Ballsquezer\u2026or their mole for some reason.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n What in the Image Comics is going on in here?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Sh(i)t<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Needs more brown<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n And about 5 minutes before the free Photoshop trial ends<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Catheidral<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Guilty of schlock<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n NYYYYYYAAAEEEEHHHHH I STEPPED IN SOMETHING WET AND GOOPY!!!!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Goro went through a mid-life crisis after he divorced Shang Tsung<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Tonight you will be visited by three goobers<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It\u2019s like one of those \u201cDon\u2019t mess with a father born in December that\u2019s also a Christian and veteran\u201d Facebook shirts came to life and released an album<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n A well-established band, their management, their record label\u2026they all thought this was good<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cLive. Laugh. Love\u201d for guys that can only see their kids by court appointment<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Give \u2019em slop until they beg you to stop<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It\u2019s giving off strong \u201c2001 local death metal band handing you their cd sampler outside the local venue\u201d vibes<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Make sure you get the old wizard, toilet paper, and hunky demon cowboy in there. I don\u2019t want it looking ridiculous or something.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n My said it\u2019s my turn to play Minecraft<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Sooooooo weeeeeeeee!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n AIx Deo<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Grapealicious<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Album art that smells<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Welcome to Erewhon!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Getta load of this Earth, amirite folks?!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I think the Care Bears would like a word<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Help! I\u2019m cold and there are crows pecking my butt!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n The teeny, tiny ribcage really distracts from the terrible cheating<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I need all of you to stop what you\u2019re doing and listen: CANNONBALL!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I feel the sudden urge to play Virtual Hydlide<\/a><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n We are sentencing you to death by electrocution for the crime of having a Dream Theater<\/a> album in your chest.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n What it\u2019s like to have to go to the bathroom in the middle of a cold night<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cPlease\u2026nurse. I\u2019ve got a bad case of the clussy.\u201d<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n When there\u2019s no more ladies and gentlemen to step right up<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Whoa, don\u2019t cut yourself on that edge!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I\u2019m So SiCk & TwIsTeD!!11!1<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n This is just Elon Musk\u2019s wish board<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n This is just your average California Tech Bro party<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It must have been so hard for Gilgamesh to find a hat that fits<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cHey, we need the album artwork today. Is it done?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt took a long time, but I really got the demon nipples just right.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut where\u2019s the rest of it?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI said the demon nipples took a long time, okay?!\u201d<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Running The Buttlet<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n That\u2019s supposed to be beer, right?<\/p>\n \u2026..Right?!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n To be fair, this is actually a pretty good representation of what goes on inside Rob Zombie\u2019s mind<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Oh, Lordi<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Paul Stanley\u2019s brief, but memorable time as a Spawn villain<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n With a special spoken word intro by Quentin Tarantino<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n There\u2019s so much to gawk at, but I want to make sure everyone see the background witch with the magical chemtrails shooting out of her ass<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It is not, in fact, an exit<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cExhibit A\u201d in a future trial<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n This is what I mean when I say \u201cI\u2019m gonna skedaddle.\u201d<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Puzzle Ass<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I will not make a Throat Goat Christ joke, I will not make a Throat Goat Christ joke, I will not make a Throat Goat Christ joke, I will not make a Throat Goat Christ joke<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I know a sinus infection when I see one.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Doof Ex Machina<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Death is also Gene Simmons with giant hoo-hahs<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Ow, my fucking eyes<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I\u2019d rather be in Nilbog<\/a><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I would expect nothing less from the band that gave us this high-quality music video<\/a>.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Seize The Cosmic Butthole<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Is that Cosmo Kramer?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n This is a fetish thing, right?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Ricky Blooddick<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n For people that think Jared Leto\u2019s portrayal of the Joker wasn\u2019t tWiStEd\u00a0enough<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I wonder if the rest of Iron Maiden know that Eddie is doing gig work on the side<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n They all died due to Satan\u2019s stanky loincloth<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Die<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Someone typed \u201cThe Mentors\u201d into Google Gemini, didn\u2019t they?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Cross me once, shame on you, cross me twice, here\u2019s a bloody barbed-wire baseball bat that also has a knife for a knob hitting a vase for some reason<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n The gang\u2019s all here!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n There\u2019s low-effort, there\u2019s no-effort, and then there\u2019s Sorcery\u2019s effort<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Egg. Key. Flower. Desert. Dreary 90\u2019s-style computer graphics.<\/p>\n It\u2019s like a Robert Longo Mad Lib<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It\u2019s like Magic Eye for people with CTE.<\/p>\n Love the Earache watermark in the corner, though<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n People really get into Christmas and I don\u2019t get it<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Heeeeeeeere\u2019s Misty!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Patchwork Jesterhead<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Mother, tell your children not to do whatever this is supposed to be<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n That\u2019s why you bring in your Halloween decorations before Summer<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n When you love Satan, but the cheesecake tastes heavenly<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n I thought this was a new Psycho Synner<\/a> album for a few seconds<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n What in the First-Person-Horror-Game-On-Steam is going on here?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Temu Dani Filth, complete with mysterious extra hand<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n It\u2019s difficult to find, but there are some very subtle and nuanced points being made here<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n One, two, Freddy\u2019s looking like gum you chewed<\/p>\n Three, four, there\u2019s a Cenobite looking kind of bored<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cStrong trolls also cry, Mr. Lebowski. Strong trolls also cry.\u201d<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n The next time someone tries to defend AI music and art, I want you to slam their face into this picture<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Nergal getting kicked out of the YMCA for being a dork (and a liar)<\/a><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n And Ronnie Radke is a wiener<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Abbinormal.jpg?ssl=1\")
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