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\nNikki Glaser appeared on Sirius XM\u2019s The Howard Stern Show soon after hosting the 2026 Golden Globe AwardsThe comedian revealed some of the jokes that didn\u2019t make it to the telecast, including quips about Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, Julia Roberts, Sydney Sweeney, Jonathan Bailey and moreGlaser\u2019s joke about Pitt involved him doing his own driving in F1: \u201cI don\u2019t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time\u201d<\/p>\n
Nikki Glaser<\/a> is developing an annual tradition: revealing the jokes cut from her hosting gig at the Golden Globe Awards<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n Appearing again<\/a> on The Howard Stern<\/a> Show on Sirius XM<\/a> on Tuesday, Jan. 13, the comedian, 41, shared insights into her second year in a row hosting the starry ceremony. Among the unused jokes Glaser opted not to include onstage was a jab at Brad Pitt<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n Had the 62-year-old actor been present and nominated for his role in racing movie F1<\/a>, Glaser said, she would have joked onstage, \u201cWhen a man turns 60, he gets to play a racecar driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is a tired mom who hates her life.\u201d\n<\/p>\n She continued: \u201cBrad, you were so good enough when I was almost convinced that you\u2019ve driven yourself somewhere in the last 30 years. But Brad did a lot of his own driving in the movie. And Brad, I don\u2019t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time.\u201d\n<\/p>\n Nikki Glaser at SiriusXM Studios on Jan. 13.<\/p>\n Rodin Eckenroth\/Getty<\/p>\n Never miss a story \u2014 sign up for PEOPLE’s free daily newsletter<\/a> to stay up-to-date on the best of what PEOPLE has to offer\u200b\u200b, from celebrity news to compelling human interest stories.\u00a0\n<\/p>\n Glaser shared more unused material with a laughing Stern, 72, as they talked about striking the right tone between edgy and friendly as an award show host. The comedian and her team came up with several jokes about Sean Penn<\/a>, for example, but stuck to only one during the ceremony, about him looking like \u201ca sexy leather handbag.\u201d\u00a0\n<\/p>\n \u201cOnce I got past the Sean Penn joke, I was like, okay, I can loosen up. But before then, I was very nervous,\u201d she recalled. \u201cI just didn\u2019t want to make him upset.\u201d\n<\/p>\n The jokes she would have piled onto the One Battle After Another nominee, 65, included, \u201cSean Penn is nominated tonight. I\u2019m assuming for best neck veins?\u201d and \u201cTwo of the hardest working actors in Hollywood are here tonight: Sean Penn\u2019s lower eyelids.\u201d\n<\/p>\n Nikki Glaser at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards on Jan. 11.<\/p>\n Kevin Mazur\/Getty<\/p>\n Had Wicked: For Good star Jonathan Bailey<\/a> attended the show, Glaser said she would have quipped, \u201cJonathan is the first openly gay man to be named the Sexiest Man Alive by PEOPLE magazine<\/a>. And at first I was like, do we really need to say \u2018openly\u2019? And then I looked at a list of past winners and I was like, \u2018Oh, yeah, we do.\u2019\u201d\n<\/p>\n If Christy<\/a> star Sydney Sweeney<\/a> had been in the Globes crowd, Glaser would have tried: \u201cTonight is a night of celebration but we can\u2019t ignore that it\u2019s a weird time in Hollywood. People just aren\u2019t going to the theater to see things. If you don\u2019t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.\u201d\n<\/p>\n The Globe-nominated Julia Roberts<\/a> proved \u201cuntouchable\u201d when it came to jokes at her expense, added Glaser. \u201cThis was the joke I had written about [Roberts] where I literally thought I was going to be tarred and feathered after the show,\u201d she told Stern: \u201cJulia Roberts is nominated for After the Hunt<\/a>. I don\u2019t know what it\u2019s about, but I\u2019m assuming the hunt was to find someone who\u2019s seen it.\u201d\n<\/p>\n Before unleashing her opening monologue at the Globes \u2014\u00a0which included quips about Leonardo DiCaprio<\/a> for dating younger women<\/a>, CBS News<\/a> and lusting<\/a> after Michael B. Jordan<\/a> \u2014\u00a0 Glaser told PEOPLE<\/a> exclusively that her goal was \u201cto challenge myself to not say the thing that people are going to expect and try something else.\u201d\u00a0\n<\/p>\n Nikki Glaser; Leonardo DiCaprio at the 83rd Golden Globes on Jan. 11.<\/p>\n CBS<\/p>\n When it comes to roasting celebs, she added, \u201cas long as I really like these people and respect what they do, I can get away with saying something negative… It really does come from a place of love.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"NEED TO KNOW Nikki Glaser appeared on Sirius XM\u2019s The Howard Stern Show soon after hosting the 2026…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":407458,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[49,48,361,75],"class_list":["post-407457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-celebrities","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-celebrities","tag-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407457\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/407458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}