{"id":411647,"date":"2026-01-15T20:18:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T20:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/411647\/"},"modified":"2026-01-15T20:18:10","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T20:18:10","slug":"n-f-l-playoff-predictions-vibes-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/411647\/","title":{"rendered":"N.F.L. Playoff Predictions: Vibes Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"css-8hvvyd\">\u201cWe got the N.F.L. playoffs here. What do you expect from these contending teams based only on their vibes? No. 1, Denver Broncos.\u201d \u201cI kind of feel immaculate.\u201d \u201cI think immaculate, but \u2014\u201d \u201cI think Sean Payton is grumpy enough all the time that it might keep you from immaculate. I say decent with the Broncos. That\u2019s where I go with it.\u201d \u201cOK, fair enough.\u201d \u201cPatriots?\u201d \u201cImmaculate.\u201d \u201cImmaculate \u2014 it\u2019s like I\u2019m a Bills fan, and I still think that they have immaculate vibes.\u201d \u201cOh well you know what, let\u2019s go to your team, Buffalo Bills.\u201d \u201cNot immaculate vibes.\u201d \u201cNot great.\u201c \u201cI kind think not great.\u201d \u201cFragile vibes in Buffalo.\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d \u201cOhhh.\u201c \u201cThey\u2019re fragile vibes. I would say it\u2019s not great, but we are teetering on the edge of horrific, based on \u2014\u201d \u201cFragile \u2014 I like fragile.\u201d \u201cLet\u2019s slot that in.\u201d \u201cAll right, well, let\u2019s keep it going. The Houston Texans.\u201d \u201cI will say decent. The season felt over five weeks into the year, and now they feel pretty dangerous. And so I don\u2019t think it can be any worse than decent if that\u2019s what the trajectory of your season is.\u201d \u201cI agree.\u201d \u201cYea that\u2019s fair.\u201c \u201cLet\u2019s kick it over to the N.F.C. OK first up, the team with the bye: Seattle Seahawks.\u201d \u201cImmaculate.\u201d \u201cImmaculate.\u201d \u201cImmaculate vibes.\u201d \u201cThe vibes are immaculate. The resurgence that they have experienced this year because of the vibes of the team. This is the clearest cut one for me.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m saying Bears, immaculate.\u201d \u201cI might go decent just because it\u2019s the Bears.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s exactly where I am as well, exactly where I am.\u201d \u201cSo, I am going to go immaculate because there aren\u2019t many times as a Bears fan I could feel this way.\u201d \u201cOK, OK.\u201d \u201cFor the first time in my life \u2014\u201d \u201cYou want it on record?\u201d \u201cFor the first time in my life, as a Bears fan, they\u2019ve gotten the two most important positions correct, in head coach and quarterback.\u201d \u201c49ers, what do we think? What are the vibes?\u201d \u201c49ers \u2014 decent.\u201c \u201cDecent.\u201d \u201cI think decent as well.\u201d \u201cI think decent.\u201d \u201cEven with all the injuries?\u201d \u201cYes, that\u2019s why it\u2019s decent because they\u2019ve overcome all of those things. And I think I\u2019d put the Rams in a similar spot. They were immaculate earlier this year, but I think it\u2019s fallen off a little bit.\u201d \u201cYeah.\u201d \u201cI think \u2014 I\u2019m sitting with decent.\u201d \u201cYeah.\u201d \u201cGreat.\u201d \u201cLet\u2019s percolate on this: Based on vibes only, who\u2019s winning the Super Bowl?\u201d \u201cOoh.\u201d \u201cPatriots.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m saying it.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m saying it too, again as a Bills fan. Patriots, and I\u2019ve been saying it since the beginning of the season.\u201d \u201cI know I\u2019m a Patriots fan, I think the reason that they\u2019re going to win is because expectations were so low to start the year, and then they\u2019ve gone on this run. I know their schedule \u2014 I still think they\u2019re going to win the Super Bowl.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cWe got the N.F.L. playoffs here. 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