{"id":458477,"date":"2026-02-06T22:25:11","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T22:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/458477\/"},"modified":"2026-02-06T22:25:11","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T22:25:11","slug":"winter-olympic-doping-scandal-makes-weird-cycling-cheats-look-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/458477\/","title":{"rendered":"Winter Olympic doping scandal makes weird cycling cheats look &#8230; boring?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the winter Olympics get underway in Milano-Cortina, ski jumping is trying it\u2019s best to keep a rather salacious doping rumour under wraps. The usually-staid sport is in the spotlight after German newspaper\u00a0Bild reported male athletes were \u2026 injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises? Yup, that\u2019s correct.<\/p>\n<p>Even if its just a rumour, which it sounds more and more like it might not be, it puts ski jumping right up there with <a href=\"https:\/\/cyclingmagazine.ca\/sections\/news\/10-top-excuses-cyclists-used-explain-doping-suspicions\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">some of the wilder excuses cyclists have used to try explain away doping allegations<\/a>. Which is saying something. From blaming absorbed twins to tainted steaks, Jack Daniels and even one lowly attempt to blame an athlete\u2019s mom, guilty cheats have little to no limit to what they will say to distract from their crimes.<\/p>\n<p>Not the first suit scandal in skiing<\/p>\n<p>While the skiing rumour sounds wild, and the International Ski and Snowboard Federation (FIS) is trying its best to dispel the story as rumours, athletes are saying there\u2019s substance to the claims. It is a rather, um, sensitive area for FIS. Skiing\u2019s governing body just wrapped up another ski jump scandal related to the same area of the ski suit. Two Norwegian Olympic medalists were suspended last fall for enlarging the crotch area of their suits after inspection.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cyclingmagazine.ca\/sections\/news\/someone-said-the-chess-cheating-sounds-exactly-like-90s-doping-scandals\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Someone made a wildly accurate comparison between the chess cheating fiasco and \u201990s doping scandals<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>This isn\u2019t a matter of show. Suit measurements are strictly controlled in ski jumping to a degree that makes the UCI\u2019s spiderweb of equipment regulations look lax. A jumpers suit can make such a huge difference in performance that the measurements are strictly regulated. A skiers suit must be measured before competition to fit each athlete\u2019s body. FIS then uses microchips to ensure only approved suits are used and that they are not adjusted. The two Norwegians were caught enlarging the crotch area of approved suits.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Such alterations can significantly increase the lift a suit gives an athlete, helping them fly further.<\/p>\n<p>Going to great lengths to get an advantage<\/p>\n<p>According to the\u00a0Bild\u00a0story, ski jumpers found a way around manipulating the suit. Manipulate what\u2019s being measured. Some male athletes have decided that injecting hyaluronic acid or paraffin into their penis to temporarily increase its size is worth it \u2013 the risk and, presumably, some significant discomfort \u2013 for the advantage it gives them on the start tower.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cyclingmagazine.ca\/sections\/news\/10-top-excuses-cyclists-used-explain-doping-suspicions\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">10 top excuses cyclists have used to explain doping suspicions<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The method increases body mass when the skiers are being measured for their suits. By the time they jump in competition, the athlete is lighter and the suit is larger, leading to a competitive advantage. One big enough to make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/sports\/olympics\/winter\/ski-jumping\/ski-jump-enhancement-rumours-9.7077233\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">CBC<\/a>\u00a0talked to some athletes that said the rumour weren\u2019t new, or entirely out of the realm of possibility, though none would admit to knowing anyone that had used the tactic. While possible, the athletes obviously had strong reactions to the allegations.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think that\u2019s horrible,\u201d Norwegian jumper\u00a0Eirin Maria Kvandal\u00a0said. \u201cThat\u2019s a big step to take to get an advantage.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Excuses3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31347\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Excuses3.jpg\" alt=\"1997, Liege - Bastogne - Liege, Us Postal Service, Hamilton Tyler, Ans\" width=\"1200\" height=\"795\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How does cycling measure up?<\/p>\n<p>Cycling\u2019s past is, as we all unfortunately know, not free from its share of doping scandals. When caught, dopers have come up with some particularly creative excuses to explain away their incriminating test results.<\/p>\n<p>While the methods don\u2019t measure up to ski jumping ick factor, cycling doping is rather functional and boring, some of the excuses do. Many have blamed tainted meals, from burritos to steaks. Other\u2019s attempted to blame their<a href=\"https:\/\/cyclingmagazine.ca\/sections\/news\/pro-triathlete-provisionally-suspended-for-doping-blames-sex\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> test results on sex<\/a> (some in other sports have done so successfully). Adri van der Poel (yes, of that van der Poel family) took it a bit further, attempting to blame his positive test on a race pigeon he ate. Why was he eating his father\u2019s race pigeons? Unclear.<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s the really weird stuff. Tyler Hamilton tried to blame his twin for his doping violation. Specifically, a twin that he absorbed in the womb. Or Floyd Landis, who blamed a little late night Jack Daniels, mid-Tour de France mind you, for making him test massively over the limit for testosterone. That\u2019s not what they. mean by \u201cThat drink will make you a man,\u201d Floyd.<\/p>\n<p>Or, in perhaps the case closest to the current FIS fiasco, an Italian cyclist tried to explain away his doping as a function of erectile disfunction.<\/p>\n<p>From disfunction to increased form, one thing unites all cheaters. They\u2019ll do or say anything to get an advantage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"As the winter Olympics get underway in Milano-Cortina, ski jumping is trying it\u2019s best to keep a rather&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":458478,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[445],"tags":[13541,49,48,635,37490,132552,82],"class_list":["post-458477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-cycling","tag-2026-winter-olympics","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-cycling","tag-doping","tag-ski-jumping","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458477\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/458478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}