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\n This article first appeared in Dinner Party, a daily newsletter chronicling the latest in culture and chaos.\u00a0Sign up to here<\/a>\u00a0to receive it every weeknight.\n <\/p>\n \n Photo: Craig Blankenhorn\/HBO Max\n <\/p>\n Have you ever had a distant relative get sick, and suddenly you feel guilty for not talking to them at the last family gathering? You think about calling, just to check in, but the relationship\u2019s already frayed \u2014 they\u2019ll know it\u2019s because of the diagnosis, and the call will drip with pity. That\u2019s how I feel about\u00a0And Just Like That \u2026<\/a>\u00a0I was an avid viewer in season one (I needed me some Che<\/a>), tried my best with season two (watched the finale<\/a>, skipped a few in between), and now I haven\u2019t seen a single episode of the third and final season. I feel awful.\u00a0Is it because of drop-off viewers like me that Sarah Jessica Parker was forced to post one of the strangest Instagram Reels ever?<\/a>\u00a0It feels wrong to go back and watch now that it\u2019s been canceled<\/a>. Maybe\u00a0And Just Like That \u2026\u00a0will be like van Gogh: more valuable, easier to appreciate, after death<\/a>.<\/p>\n Still, I\u2019m a gay guy in New York City with a Twitter account (refusing to call it X is 2025\u2019s p*ssy hat) who works at this magazine, so I have peripheral vision into what happened this season. Here is everything I think I know about the final season of\u00a0And Just Like That\u00a0\u2026 from most confident to full-on conjecture.<\/p>\n \u2022 Aidan is still a pathetic, hideous loser<\/a> who should be disenfranchised. \u2022 Seema smoked a cigarette that made her have a stroke. \u2022Miranda is now a journalist, forced to write AI explainers for\u00a0Politico.
\u2022 Rosie O\u2019Donnell is a virgin lesbian nun<\/a> who loves\u00a0Wicked<\/a>\u00a0(this describes so many people I know, honestly).
\u2022 Someone texts Samantha.
\u2022 Something happens with a garden. Maybe that\u2019s why the NIMBYs took back the Elizabeth Street Garden.<\/a>
\u2022 Patti LuPone voluntarily got herself canceled by The New Yorker to promote her guest appearance on the show.<\/a>
\u2022 Andy Cohen makes a cameo? How does he have time for that? He seems extremely busy in real life.<\/a>
\u2022 Christopher Jackson\u2019s wife, who edits documentaries in her walk-in closet, mourned her father for the second time<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Carrie is now writing fiction, but every draft devolves into that fairy smut<\/a> that everyone is obsessed with.
\u2022 The podcast crew has fully vanished. Was there a rapture in the\u00a0AJLT\u00a0universe?
\u2022 Charlotte\u2019s kids are having sex now \u2026 impossible to say which one. Perhaps they have invented a new one and are trying to convince us she\u2019s always had Stacey.
\u2022 Anthony continues to violently sexually harass strapping gay men and it\u2019s somehow still not deemed problematic.
\u2022 Miranda relapses, but this time it\u2019s only peppermint schnapps.
\u2022 The horny professor who is also on\u00a0The Morning Show<\/a>\u00a0is gone without explanation. (Was she raptured, too?)
\u2022 Christopher Jackson\u2019s wife, who edits documentaries in her walk-in closet, has the most durable kitchen cabinets of all time.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Charlotte starts doing land acknowledgments in their breakfast nook \u2026 This confuses Harry endlessly.
\u2022 Aidan\u2019s new bar is somehow\u00a0Ray\u2019s<\/a>. He turned Greenpoint into this??
\u2022 Carrie inevitably moves again (this time it\u2019s completely emotionless) and ends up filing suit against Piece of Cake<\/a>.
\u2022 Seema has an orgasm so big she believes in God again. This causes her to reconnect with her mother, who is probably a diplomat.
\u2022 Steve\u2019s teeth fall out<\/a>, and he falls in love with his dental hygienist, whose name is Snake.
\u2022 Christopher Jackson\u2019s wife, who edits documentaries in her walk-in closet, is working on a new film about the most powerful thing in the world:\u00a0music.<\/p>\n