{"id":523822,"date":"2026-03-09T04:14:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T04:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/523822\/"},"modified":"2026-03-09T04:14:14","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T04:14:14","slug":"the-2026-nfl-cool-name-draft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/523822\/","title":{"rendered":"The 2026 NFL \u201cCool Name\u201d Draft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I interrupt the very serious draft analysis and free agency news for which you come to APC in the offseason, to bring you some silliness. Some funny business, if you will. As someone whose Green Bay Packers draft knowledge begins the day the picks are made in April every year, I like to have a little fun and look at the draft-eligible guys who have cool names. Why? WHY NOT? In no particular order, I present to you the 2026 Class of Cool Names.<\/p>\n<p>LB Sonny Styles, Ohio State<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">This seems to be the name everyone has been talking about for the last couple of weeks, because of its inspiration. Sonny, whose real name is Alex, was given the nickname <a href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/shorts\/PHVLpr3JMxE?si=gJcBjRspJ9ZucSXE\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">because his fiery temper as a child reminded the family of Sonny from The Godfather,<\/a> which is an insane thing to say about a kid. Sonny\u2019s brother Lorenzo plays for Ohio State as a CB, and I\u2019ve gotta say\u2014Lorenzo Styles Jr.? Also a cool name.<\/p>\n<p>DE R Mason Thomas, Oklahoma<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Upon first glance, you may go \u201cThis is just a name,\u201d and you\u2019d be right! There is nothing about this name that catches the eye or gives pause. However, <a href=\"https:\/\/atozsports.com\/college-football\/oklahoma-sooners-r-mason-thomas-vols-name-r-stands-for\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in an interview with The REF 1400 podcast<\/a>, Thomas explains that the R in his first name is just a formality. On his mom\u2019s side of the family, there are a bunch of first names that start with R. She wanted to name him Mason. To keep the tradition going, she settled on R Mason.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I don\u2019t really have anything to add here, except that this guy looks exactly like you think he does. This name rips.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"_1eezmj01\" href=\"https:\/\/platform.acmepackingcompany.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2026\/03\/gettyimages-2264431444.jpg?quality=90&amp;strip=all&amp;crop=0,0,100,100\" data-pswp-height=\"5760\" data-pswp-width=\"8640\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\"><img alt=\"INDIANAPOLIS, IN - MARCH 01: Gennings Dunker #OL20 of Iowa participates in a drill during the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on March 1, 2026 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Cooper Neill\/Getty Images)\" data-chromatic=\"ignore\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"fill\" class=\"w91vxg0\" style=\"position:absolute;height:100%;width:100%;left:0;top:0;right:0;bottom:0;color:transparent;background-size:cover;background-position:50% 50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-image:url(&quot;data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns='http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' %3E%3Cfilter id='b' color-interpolation-filters='sRGB'%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur stdDeviation='20'\/%3E%3CfeColorMatrix values='1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 100 -1' result='s'\/%3E%3CfeFlood x='0' y='0' width='100%25' height='100%25'\/%3E%3CfeComposite operator='out' in='s'\/%3E%3CfeComposite in2='SourceGraphic'\/%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur stdDeviation='20'\/%3E%3C\/filter%3E%3Cimage width='100%25' height='100%25' x='0' y='0' preserveAspectRatio='none' style='filter: url(%23b);' href='data:image\/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mN8+R8AAtcB6oaHtZcAAAAASUVORK5CYII='\/%3E%3C\/svg%3E&quot;)\"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/gettyimages-2264431444.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>INDIANAPOLIS, IN &#8211; MARCH 01: Gennings Dunker #OL20 of Iowa participates in a drill during the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on March 1, 2026 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Cooper Neill\/Getty Images) Getty Images<\/p>\n<p>WR Germie Bernard, Alabama<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Any DB covering Bernard in the NFL is hereby known as a Germaphobe. Germie is such an endearing name, I keep involuntarily smiling each time I say it out loud.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">LT Overton, full name Lebbeus Thomas Overton, is the name of a 19th century author who wrote the book your 8th grade English teacher forced into the curriculum.<\/p>\n<p>OL Jake Slaughter, Florida<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">You\u2019d think a guy named Jake Slaughter would look exactly like Gennings Dunker. Think again. This guy will block you into the sun, and then do your taxes.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"_1eezmj01\" href=\"https:\/\/platform.acmepackingcompany.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2026\/03\/gettyimages-2264045788.jpg?quality=90&amp;strip=all&amp;crop=0,0,100,100\" data-pswp-height=\"5240\" data-pswp-width=\"7856\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\"><img alt=\"INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA - FEBRUARY 28: Jake Slaughter of the Florida Gators speaks to the media during the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 28, 2026 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Justin Casterline\/Getty Images)\" data-chromatic=\"ignore\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"fill\" class=\"w91vxg0\" style=\"position:absolute;height:100%;width:100%;left:0;top:0;right:0;bottom:0;color:transparent;background-size:cover;background-position:50% 50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-image:url(&quot;data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns='http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' %3E%3Cfilter id='b' color-interpolation-filters='sRGB'%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur stdDeviation='20'\/%3E%3CfeColorMatrix values='1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 100 -1' result='s'\/%3E%3CfeFlood x='0' y='0' width='100%25' height='100%25'\/%3E%3CfeComposite operator='out' in='s'\/%3E%3CfeComposite in2='SourceGraphic'\/%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur stdDeviation='20'\/%3E%3C\/filter%3E%3Cimage width='100%25' height='100%25' x='0' y='0' preserveAspectRatio='none' style='filter: url(%23b);' href='data:image\/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mN8+R8AAtcB6oaHtZcAAAAASUVORK5CYII='\/%3E%3C\/svg%3E&quot;)\"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/gettyimages-2264045788.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA &#8211; FEBRUARY 28: Jake Slaughter of the Florida Gators speaks to the media during the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 28, 2026 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Justin Casterline\/Getty Images) Getty Images<\/p>\n<p>DL Dontay Corleone, Cincinnati<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Are you kidding me? A player named Don Corleone? Whose nickname is The Godfather? DRAFT THIS MAN FIRST OVERALL.<\/p>\n<p>CB Ephesians Prysock, Washington<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I am genuinely obsessed with this name. <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/gODZzSOelss?si=-ivWgOTg67zvLuoe\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Key &amp; Peele walked<\/a> so Ephesians Prysock could run.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Red Murdock, whose real name is Khalil, sounds like an old-timey movie star who specialized in Westerns. <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-QDd4XBXQMc?si=SclT72reatPPsoMF\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">In an interview at the combine this year,<\/a> Murdock says he got his nickname from the red hair he had as an infant.<\/p>\n<p>LB Scooby Williams, Texas A&amp;M<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">A lot of people get their nicknames from traits they displayed as a child, including Scooby Williams, whose real name is Jeremiah. Do you know how many <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gainesville.com\/story\/sports\/college\/football\/2023\/09\/23\/florida-football-trending\/70888694007\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Scooby Doo fruit snacks<\/a> you have to eat for it to earn you a lifelong nickname?<\/p>\n<p>CB Al\u2019Zillion Hamilton, Fresno State<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Some people are destined to be professional football players from their names alone. 10\/10, he will be a star.<\/p>\n<p>OL Rocco Spindler, Nebraska<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Rocco Spindler? Sick. Full name Rocco Seth Kodiak Spindler? SICK.<\/p>\n<p>DE Popeye Williams, Western Michigan<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Gerrick Williams was given the nickname Popeye before he was born, <a href=\"https:\/\/go.skimresources.com\/?id=1025X1734621&amp;xs=1&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.indystar.com%2Fstory%2Fsports%2Fhigh-school%2F2020%2F07%2F01%2Fwisconsin-football-latest-offer-westfield-2022-de-popeye-williams%2F5354759002%2F%3Fgnt-cfr%3D1%26gca-cat%3Dp%26gca-uir%3Dfalse%26gca-epti%3Dz1102xxu002239e1102xxv001439%26gca-ft%3D257%26gca-ds%3Dsophi\" rel=\"sponsored nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">because it looked like he was flexing his arm muscles in an ultrasound image.<\/a> I\u2019ve heard enough. Draft this man second overall behind Don Corleone.<\/p>\n<p>WR Squirrel White, Florida State<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Marquarius White was given the nickname Squirrel as an infant <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tallahassee.com\/story\/sports\/college\/fsu\/football\/2025\/01\/29\/fsu-football-squirrel-white-tennessee-vols-nickname-mike-norvell-gus-malzahn\/77936805007\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">by his great-grandmother<\/a>, because he mimicked the movements of a squirrel she saw while she was holding him.<\/p>\n<p>WR Antonio Gates Jr., Delaware State<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">The cool thing about this name is that everyone reading it immediately realizes how old they truly are.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">If you hated this list, fear not! I will be back next year with even more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I interrupt the very serious draft analysis and free agency news for which you come to APC in&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":523823,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[436],"tags":[49,48,206300,514,82],"class_list":["post-523822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-nfl","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-green-bay-packers-draft","tag-nfl","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523822\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/523823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}